How do you humor someone who can't reply to your message? Try these embarrassing and funny sentences.

When chatting with girls, for various reasons, sometimes girls just deliberately don't return your messages, which makes you feel embarrassed.

1. I finished eating a 5 kg watermelon, and you still haven't returned my message. It's not that I waited too long, but that the watermelon is too small.

2. I return your message in seconds, and you return my message in cycles.

You don't return my messages now because you don't know me. When you get to know me, you will fall madly in love with me.

I thought I could get my information back with money, but when I got my salary of 800 yuan this month, I found it was a lie.

5. If WeChat doesn't use information back and forth, it is meaningless.

6. Fairy, you are so perfect that you don't even reply to my message. Small profit is because you are too cold.

7. Don't reply to my message easily. Can't you be polite and scold me?

8. I stole a police car to rent, just to buy a mobile phone that can let you return my messages. It seems that I have been cheated by people who buy mobile phones again. [formerly used in funeral speeches] Alas. ......

9. People ask me what kind of wife I want. Originally, I wanted to talk about finding a wife who could return my messages, but in the end I became a rich woman.

10. I have a blind date this weekend Do you have time to go with me?

1 1. When I drove my Bentley to steal the manhole cover yesterday, I was thinking, how hard do you want me to return the message?

12. Fairy, you don't have to consider whether you are not good enough for me. You just need to reply to my message, and we can be each other's angels.

13. Some people say that the strongest secret of picking up girls is money. I don't believe it, because my WeChat balance is still 9.9 yuan, but you didn't reply to my message.

This situation may be because girls don't like you, so they want to embarrass you; Maybe the girl is testing whether you really want to pursue her. In any case, don't give up easily as long as chasing girls is not explicitly rejected! When she doesn't reply to your message, try to reply to the girl humorously with these funny and embarrassing sentences above!