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Pay New Year greetings to teachers, relatives and classmates?
2. During the Chinese New Year, there will be an extra dish on your table, which I specially gave you. You're gonna love it. Don't wonder, I tell you, it's swan meat. Didn't the toad want to eat swan meat?
Chinese New Year, I'll give you a few whole advertising words: It's good to be nice to everyone. . . What did you drink? Hello, I'm fine. . . I wish you a happy New Year's Day and all the best!
4. When you are standing on the balcony, enjoying the drizzle and thinking about the rough year of 20 1 1, your face is wet. Is it rain or tears? Look up! Look up at the sky! Shit! Whose underwear is dripping! Good luck in the new year!
5. A bland greeting is very light; A blessing is as ordinary as paper and very real; Pick a star, pick a cloud and give it to you in a safe envelope. Let happiness and good luck surround you all the time! may you have a happy new year!
6. On New Year's Eve, strike a match in a dark corner, regardless of the depressed chest and tar, I would like to smoke another cigarette for you and miss you desperately. Repeatedly chanting in my heart: Happy holidays, friends!
7. My dearest friend: New Year's Day is here. May God bless you in the new year! Guanyin bodhisattva bless you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!
8. If you want a room, a car or a ticket, you might as well live a happy life, write letters, send MMS by airmail or send me a greeting message. It's better to spend New Year's Day happily than to smash golden eggs and silver eggs. Happy holidays!
9. The New Year has arrived. I'll give you a few whole advertising words: it's really good to be good to everyone. . . What did you drink? Hello, I'm fine. . . I wish you a happy New Year's Day and all the best!
10. Thousands of miles away, I stood by the secluded window sill and looked through the atmosphere of the New Year. Time has solidified, and you are the highlight of this landscape. I write my blessing on this painting with my heart! Happy new year!
1 1. Brother smokes not cigarettes, but loneliness: I pretend not to be cool, but to be indifferent, I eat not instant noodles, but indifference, and I send not short messages, but happiness! 20 12 Happy every day!
12. It's dawn, and happiness is around you; The sun is shining at noon, smiling in your heart; In the evening, the sun sets, and joy follows you for 365 days. Happy new year! Happy new year! Good luck!
13. Ducks with too many mouths always croak and make too much noise; Kittens are too affectionate and always spoiled and too greasy; Puppies always bark when they have too much to do. You'd better think about it, even if you are having a party on the first day of the lunar new year, just stay in the pigsty and sleep.
14. Wish to spend every day with you warmly. Wish: Happiness will accompany you through every moment of every day!
15. A flower has been picked for a long time, but it is reluctant to throw it away after withering; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I couldn't remember to put it away when the rain stopped; A road has gone for a long time, but it can't go to the end in the dark; Anyway, I have been waiting for a long time: Happy New Year!
16. Send you a 100% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+touching, manufacturer: sincere friends! I wish you a happy New Year's Day and all the best!
17. The stars at night are charming, the waves of the sea are deep, and the snowflakes in winter are romantic. I am glad to have you among my friends! may you have a happy new year!
18. A harmonious family, a happy year, a happy life, a safe life, full of energy every day, happy every month, and rolling in financial resources every year. Happy new year!
19. Let's go to karaoke on New Year's Day! You are born with a good voice, and the powerful tenor is so majestic and loud. It's a pity that you didn't attend the music department. Alas, it's only because you haven't met Bole that so many people misunderstand you and call you a crow's mouth. What a pity!
20. Full of blessings; Happy again and again; Everything is round; A sweet smile; Smooth sailing, two dragons soaring, three sheep driving Thailand, four seasons safe, five blessings, 666, seven stars shining high, auspicious everywhere, 999, United as one, perfect. I wish you a happy New Year!
2 1. Ducks with too many mouths always croak and make too much noise; Kittens are too affectionate and always spoiled and too greasy; Puppies always bark when they have too much to do. You'd better think about it, even if you are having a party on the first day of the lunar new year, just stay in the pigsty and sleep.
22. New Year's Day is coming. In the new year, I am willing to take care of your life, care about your three meals and protect you from bullying. But please go back to the pigsty first! You'll get beat up if you run out!
23. A cold and warm word, a line is awkward; A reminder, a handed note; Expect each other wholeheartedly; One, I miss it all my life.
24. Sorry, my dear friend. I wanted to send you a long enough holiday wish to make you a sensation, but I couldn't sleep all night and racked my brains. . . I still think my blessing to you can't be expressed in words. That's it. Christmas is too late. Please treat me to dinner when the new year comes. Let me tell you something! Hey, hey, happy New Year's Day!
25. Sincere blessing: God bless you, God cares for you, and Bodhisattva loves you! In order to thank you for your long-term concern and help, I especially send you a New Year gift: a priceless blessing message-Happy New Year to you!
26. Find a thousand reasons
27. One day I polished Aladdin's magic lamp, and the lamp god said, I will grant you a wish. I said: please wish the people who are reading the short message a happy new year!
28. New Year's Day weather forecast: RMB will be issued in the evening, there will be checks and some gold nuggets in the northwest, and some US dollars will be converted into euros in the middle of the night. Please take your helmet and sack and get ready to get rich! I wish you a happy New Year's withdrawal!
29. When the New Year holiday comes, I want to say hello to you. I am twice as healthy and in a particularly good mood; Good luck every day, delicious; Gold comes out of the house and money grows on the wall.
30. "Chinese New Year" has reached "Year". It's been a wonderful year. "Kuai" always smiles. "Music" is indispensable in every second. "Xi" celebrates everything. "Dharma" may be lucky enough to cover up the source of "talent".
3 1. Gather the sunshine of Himalayas and the breeze of the ends of the earth, bless the Gangdise Mountain and suck the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift for you. Happy New Year!
The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug and happiness is my gift! It's all for you. Happy new year!
33. Brother smokes not cigarettes, but loneliness: I'm not pretending to be cool, I'm indifferent, I'm not eating instant noodles, I'm indifferent, I'm not texting, I'm happy! 20 12 Happy every day!
34. I won't give you a gift for the New Year this year. I'll send you a short message. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, and happiness will stick to you. I want to tell you that the god of wealth has been eyeing you!
35. The first ray of sunshine is my deep blessing to you, and the last blush of sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you. On the occasion of New Year's Day, I send my sincere wishes: Happy New Year!
36. A bright smile, a faint spring breeze, a cordial greeting and a heartfelt blessing all come to your side on this warm day.
37. Send you a holiday cake: the first floor, happy! Second floor, greetings! The third layer, sweet! Fourth floor, warm! The middle layer is very thick and intimate! The decorated flowers are full, bless! I wish you a happy New Year! Have a good mood every day!
38. I hope you don't worry. Happy New Year!
Happy new year! I wish you in the new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a monkey, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you! When New Year's Day arrived, I entrusted Air as a postman, bound the fiery greetings into packages, stamped them with sincere postmarks, and delivered them at 37 degrees constant temperature. I sincerely wish you a happy new year!
40. When you are standing on the balcony, enjoying the drizzle and thinking about the rough year of 20 1 1, your face is wet. Is it rain or tears? Look up! Look up at the sky! Shit! Whose underwear is dripping! Good luck in the new year!
4 1. I sincerely wish you in the new year: all expectations can appear, all dreams can be realized, all hopes can be realized, and all efforts can be successful!
42. Happy New Year, good luck and fat pig. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is like a dime a dozen!
Let's go to karaoke on New Year's Day! You are born with a good voice, and the powerful tenor is so majestic and loud. It's a pity that you didn't attend the music department. Alas, it's only because you haven't met Bole that so many people misunderstand you and call you a crow's mouth. What a pity!
44. At this important moment, Andy Lau sang "Congratulations on Getting Rich" for you, and Ge You performed a New Year's play for you. The most remarkable thing is that your little baby gave you a rabbit dance. . . Did you laugh? Happy new year!
45. If a person falls into the same pit every day, it must be a very unlucky thing; But if a person receives a short message from a friend every day, it must be the happiest thing: remember to invite me to dinner in the New Year!
46. The sea is full of water and plants are legs. Pepper is really hot. I don't regret chatting with you. I wish you a happy smile every day. Layoffs are like spring water. Counting money makes my mouth water. Haha, stop laughing and wipe your mouth! Happy new year!
47. New formula of holiday gift: very happy, very sweet, very romantic, very warm, very happy, very smooth in the future! There is still a lot of moonlight, very aura, which sets off your 100% chic and beautiful.
48. During the Spring Festival, some people like to post Spring Festival couplets, while others like to post blessings. I don't post any of these. I only like to stick gold on my friends' faces: you are so handsome, cricket cricket; You are a cow, a snail's cow. Haha, happy new year!
49. If you were the sun, I would be a sunflower, always around you. If you were the moon, I would appreciate your elegance and gentleness every night. It's a pity that you are a pig, so I clean your pigsty every day. Happy new year!
50. I woke up in the morning and found a dead mosquito lying on the pillow with a suicide note: I struggled all night, but I failed to pierce your face. This makes me ashamed to live in the world, ah! Please forgive him! I killed myself! Happy new year! It's cold, pay attention to your health!
5 1. If you were the sun, I would be a sunflower, always around you. If you were the moon, I would appreciate your elegance and gentleness every night. It's a pity that you are a pig, so I clean your pigsty every day. Happy new year!
52. At this important moment, Andy Lau sang "Congratulations on Getting Rich" for you, and Ge You performed a New Year's play for you. The most remarkable thing is that your little baby gave you a rabbit dance. . . Did you laugh? Happy new year!
53. New Year gifts: one catty of peanuts and two jins of jujubes. May you run with good luck; Three pounds of oranges and four pounds of bananas roll into your pocket; Five catties of grapes and six catties of oranges. May you get what you want. Eight catties of mango and ten catties of melon. May you blossom every day.
54. Send you 88 every day. Send you 99 every day. You are rich before and after. Send you to work every day on the 55 th. It's not difficult to see you off every day. No matter what you do, you will pass!
55. Pick a thousand stars
56. Light up your future
57. I wish you on New Year's Day: no small peas on your face, no belly with streaky belly on your body, and a big hat on your head. 30 this year and 28 next year, you will always be a flower. Give birth to a fat doll!
58. Get together and wish good things again and again, the seasons are like spring, life is colorful, and occasionally make a small fortune and throw your troubles outside the cloud nine! Please accept my sincere blessing!
59. Plant 1000 roses and revel in your mood.
60. Fold 1000 paper cranes
6 1. Keep you happy all the time
62. On the occasion of your New Year's Day, I wish you happiness every day for 365 days, happiness every time for 8,760 hours, wonderful minutes for 5.256 million minutes and happiness for 310.536 million seconds.
63. A blessing, a trace of friendship and a string of thoughts turn into a gift and stay in your heart. I wish you a happy new year and all the best!
64. As the saying goes, laugh for ten years. Worry with a smile, run away, hate with a smile, San Xiao is a pity, run away with a smile, never grow old with a smile, be happy with a smile, it's your turn to laugh! I wish you a happy new year!
65. When the New Year comes, I send you a good mood: No matter how much water the sea is, how great the mountain is, how many legs the spider has, and how hot the pepper is, in short, you are the most beautiful and happy, and you will never regret it!
66. If you want a house, a car or a ticket, you might as well live a happy life, write letters, send MMS by airmail or send me a greeting message. It's better to spend New Year's Day happily than to smash golden eggs and silver eggs. Happy holidays!
67. How are you now? Are you happy today? Have you received my blessing from afar? Light 365 candles for you, just to bless you forever.
68. Everything is beautiful because of sincerity and frankness. Although years will not repeat and innocence will not reappear, a sincere blessing will make you happy every day!
69. People should do three things every day: the first thing is to laugh (_); The second thing is to smile (O); The third thing is to laugh (O); I believe you have a wonderful day *^o^*
70. A short message, a string of blessings: I wish you happiness; Healthy and relaxed; Round and round, loving and loving; Harmonious and beautiful, thriving!
7 1. New Year's Day is coming. In the new year, I am willing to take care of your life, care about your three meals and protect you from bullying. But please go back to the pigsty first! You'll get beat up if you run out!
72. If a person falls into the same pit every day, it must be a very unlucky thing; But if a person receives a short message from a friend every day, it must be the happiest thing: remember to invite me to dinner in the New Year!
73. The sea is full of water and plants are legs. Pepper is really hot. I don't regret chatting with you. I wish you a happy smile every day. Layoffs are like spring water. Counting money makes my mouth water. Haha, stop laughing and wipe your mouth! Happy new year!
74. Sorry, my dear friend. I wanted to send you a long enough holiday wish to make you a sensation, but I couldn't sleep all night and racked my brains. . . I still think my blessing to you can't be expressed in words. That's it. Christmas is too late. Please treat me to dinner when the new year comes. Let me tell you something! Hey, hey, happy New Year's Day!
75. During the Spring Festival, some people like to post Spring Festival couplets, while others like to post blessings. I don't post any of these. I only like to stick gold on my friends' faces: you are so handsome, cricket cricket; You are a cow, a snail's cow. Haha, happy new year!
76. During the Chinese New Year, there will be an extra dish on your desk, which I specially gave you. You're gonna love it. Don't wonder, I tell you, it's swan meat. Didn't the toad want to eat swan meat?
77. When I woke up in the morning, I found a dead mosquito lying on the pillow with a suicide note: I struggled all night, but I failed to pierce your face. Too thick, I have no face to live in this world. Ah! Please forgive him! I killed myself! Happy new year! It's cold, pay attention to your health!
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