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My mother is a tigress who writes 600 words.
My mother is a tigress. There is a tigress in my house. She is my mother.
Although her eyes are beautiful and gentle, in fact, when she is angry, her eyes will spray fire; Although she usually speaks softly and beautifully, in fact, as long as she scolds people, I will experience the washing of her saliva; Although her arch eyebrows are exquisite and elegant, as long as they stand up when she is angry, I will have no good fruit to eat! But in fact, this can't blame her, only the "tigress" in her heart who is in charge of her emotions!
Lion roar skill
Finally, on weekends, I stay in bed. Mother looked around and I turned a deaf ear to her call. I didn't move, and I didn't move in the quilt. Her emotional "tigress" came on stage. She yelled at me with a lion after 36 years of practice: "Don't get up!" " The sound penetrated the wall, the quilt and my eardrum. One of my carp climbed out of the quilt, dressed immediately, and his voice was still trembling in his ear. Mom, this kung fu is really amazing!
Jiuyin white bone claw
I remember when I was in the third grade, I got five points for carelessness in an exam. My mother was so angry that she told me on the spot what "eighteen-handed dragons" meant. I was slapped ten times on each hand, and I personally washed the saliva for the "flowers of the motherland"!
In life, the tigress will also show off her strength. Once, she suddenly asked me to write a Chinese test paper and a math test paper. I refused immediately, but I angered the tigress. Her white face gradually changed color and turned red, just like Le Ballon Rouge, which is about to explode. Her eyebrows twisted into the word "Sichuan", and a cold light as sharp as a knife was generated in her eyes. She shouted loudly, "I must do it! The final exam is coming, so there is no need to do more exercises. This is a big exam, and the exam is poor. See how I tidy up you? " I had to swallow my pride and finish two papers. Many things happen. After repeated review, I got 65,438+000 points in Chinese and English, and 98 points in math.
Looking at the excellent results of the three subjects, I understand at this moment that my mother is urging me all day and nagging in my ear for my own good. Without my mother's supervision, I may not be able to help the wall. My mother's urging is my silent love!
Tigress, thank you!
My mother is a tigress. My mother is the fiercest tiger in the zoo. After all, the tigress is not to be taunted.
Dad sat on the sofa, crossing his legs and watching TV leisurely. And my mother has a big mop in her hand, one foot goes forward and her hand goes straight forward. Dad suddenly stood up, reached into the basket, took a box of potato chips and ate them. Suddenly, a small piece of potato chip powder fell to the floor. Mother looked intently at the living room floor from the kitchen and rushed to the scene of the incident. Dad paused, scratched his head and asked, "Did I do something wrong?" Suddenly a flame appeared behind my mother. Slowly, the flames grew bigger and bigger, and her eyes were full of anger. She shouted, "Zhai Yufei! See what you eat. The floor was so dirty that I had to mop it. You are really! " Dad curled up like a kitten and admitted, "I was wrong." Mom pointed to the bathroom, stamped her feet and shouted, "Kneel down and rub the washboard!" " "Dad went into the bathroom, picked up the washboard and knelt on it. Alas! My dad is really miserable.
In this family, not only my father is obedient by my mother, but also I am docile by her mother.
Mother stood in front of the mirror, with one hand open and the other with eyeliner. I walked from one side to the bathroom and accidentally touched my mother's hand, which made my mother's eyeliner crooked. My mother stared at me. I looked into my mother's eyes. In an instant, generate burst into a small flame in my eyes. I immediately ran to the wall and stood against it as punishment.
Another winter, when I was asleep, my mother called me: "Zhai Kexin, get up!" " "Called several times, still didn't get up, mother angrily uncovered the quilt. Then I caught a cold, alas. ...
Who can afford the "Beastmaster" in my "Zoo"?
My mother is a tigress. 600 words, 3 "bang" My mother opened the door with a curse. My father and I were so scared that we couldn't see. We asked our mother trembling, "Lafayette, what's wrong with you?" Mother said solemnly, "Don't mention it. Today, I was fooled by others and burned my head like this. I am so angry! " "My father and I didn't notice when my mother, who has always been beautiful, became a golden lion roar. No wonder she is always scary! " Ha ha ha ha. "Dad, who didn't notice his mother's blue face, burst out laughing." I make you laugh. "I saw my mother throwing high heels at my poor father. I closed my eyes and saw that my father had become a giant panda!
On another occasion, my father drove my mother and me to the countryside to see my grandmother. As soon as I walked into grandma's house, my mother screamed, "Oh, how dirty it is! How can people live! " Dad pushed his mother and motioned for her to talk less. He smiled and said to his grandmother, "Mom, she doesn't mean anything malicious, but she loves cleanliness!" " "Grandma smiled and said," she is my daughter-in-law. How could I not know her temper? Don't worry, I'll let her go! " "I just want to ask my mother, where is the pile of towels I just brought for washing my face? My mother has long since disappeared. It turns out that my clean mother has wiped her face with a towel. Dad smiled and said to his mother, "Why did you talk like that in front of your mother just now?" Mother lowered her head and said, "I want your mother to live in a good environment." How can she live in such an environment? " Dad smiled: "You are really my good wife!" " "Mom pushed dad away and said," Come on! "
In fact, although my mother is a "tigress", she is also a "tigress" who loves cleanliness and filial piety!
My mother is a tigress. On hearing the word "tigress", I think of my mother. My mother has long chestnut hair, a round, slightly reddish face and big watery eyes. Zhang greatly always has rows of shiny white teeth in her mouth, but despite her good looks, she is a veritable "tigress". As the saying goes, all that glitters is not gold. That's what my mother did.
I remember one time when I was practicing the piano, I forgot to stop several empty shots. I repeated this several times, but I was still absent-minded. At this time, my mother couldn't bear it, and Hedong roared like a lion: "Really, I have said it many times, but it is still wrong." This criticism, like a bullet, hit the floor and shattered me.
Another time, I was studying, and I was very hungry at this time (not only because I went to the swimming pool to train with the devil for an hour and a half). At this moment, I seemed to see the light-my father cut a plate of watermelon, and the big red watermelon seemed to tempt me to "come on, come on, eat me". I was about to rush over to eat, and it was also a moment of disillusionment. My mother stopped me severely, and I did. It was not until I finished my homework that my mother let me eat the watermelon I had been coveting for a long time.
Although my mother is very strict with me, through practicing the piano, my mother taught me to "get things done at once", and through eating watermelon, I learned to concentrate. Although I lost my freedom, my grades improved obviously, and I finally understood my mother's good intentions in front of my grades.
This is my "tigress" mother, I love my mother!
My mother is a tigress. My mother has regular facial features and fluffy curly hair on her head. She looks amiable. Although my mother is amiable, she is actually a tigress. Mother's temper is simply more overwhelming than the flood.
I remember my brother finished his homework on Friday night. I look at this homework carefully, like jumping a caterpillar, it's terrible! I took one look and immediately turned my head, as if I saw the dazzling "gold"! I complained to my brother. My brother angrily picked up the textbook and stuffed all his homework into his schoolbag because it was too messy. There was a bang, and the schoolbag suddenly exploded. I stared at my brother and hurried to clean up the messy books and homework on the ground. But my brother seems to have nothing to do with it. His face says "You deserve it!" Then he lay in bed ready to play with his mobile phone. At first, my brother looked around carefully and didn't find the target-"Tigress", so he played with confidence.
At this time, the mother who heard the sound strode behind her brother. My mother first looked at me sweating, and then looked at the "masterpiece" on the ground. My mother suddenly got angry and stared at my brother, but my brother was so crazy playing games that he didn't notice her at all. I thought to myself: If I meet a furious "tigress", my brother will definitely get more than one bargained for, and see if you dare to play with your mobile phone in the future!
Then "tigress" used her killer weapon-roar! "Little light! Look at that! Don't do your homework on the ground! No school at all! Just stay at home! You dare to play with your mobile phone! " This cry is simply earth-shattering! I quickly covered my ears and slipped away from the "terrible place". My mother pointed to the "masterpiece" on the ground and pulled my brother's ear. My brother screamed in pain and shouted, "No, no! Forgive me! " My mother picked up a hanger and hit my brother. My brother shouted in pain. I shook my head helplessly. I think the whole world can hear it, right? I really want to find a gap to get in! This is my mother, a fierce and powerful "tigress".
This is my mother, although fierce, but very good to the guests! I hope mom smiles more, she is ten years old! I love my changeable mother.
My mother is a tigress. On Saturday, I finished my homework in a hurry and thought: Now I can finally have fun with my "brothers".
I immediately ran to the balcony of my "Disneyland" and looked at the toy "Brother". It really felt like a long time ago. I invited them all to the living room. Unexpectedly, before the "brothers" lined up, their mother's voice came from their ears. The tone is obviously soft and firm: "Binbin, mom will mop the floor later, please take your toys."
Hey, put my toys on the sofa! Who knows, mom came out of the bathroom without moving a few times. Her face flushed and she shouted, "Zhang, put your toys in the toy box." I count to three! " One, two ... "I quickly put my hands and feet together: I held it in my hand, and then I held the other one between my legs and jumped onto the balcony like a kangaroo." At this time, my mother spoke again: "Clean up the coffee table and put it on it. Remember, toys are not allowed in the bedroom and living room, only coffee tables or toy boxes can be placed. "
I thought my mother was talking about the coffee table in the living room, so I cleaned up the coffee table carefully and let the "two brothers" live here. Mom came out of the kitchen, and when she saw it, her voice with a high decibel suddenly increased by eight degrees: "I told you to put it on the balcony." What's wrong with you on the coffee table! " "
I wanted to say a few words to show my mother was furious. I swallowed the words to my lips and had to do as I said. I reluctantly cleaned up the coffee table on the balcony. Soon, the "brothers" will move for the fourth time. Because there are too many, before I finished moving, my mother shouted again: "Binbin, dinner!" " "I said," Wait a minute, I put all the toys on the coffee table. " Who knows, my mother ordered, "hurry up, dawdle again, and don't play with toys in the future!" " "This time, although my mother's voice is not high, it is stronger than any other time. I dare not neglect and run to the living room.
After dinner, I put my "He is my brother" in their real home-toy box one by one. And I, I'm not in the mood to play anymore.
Alas, I really convinced my "tiger" mother. Oh, I almost forgot, mom is still a tiger!
My mother is a tigress. Once, I failed in the exam, and I felt very heavy on my way home.
When I got home, I opened the door carefully, and suddenly there was a burst of footsteps in the bedroom. I think, shit, mom is going to hit me. I'm very scared. At this moment, I felt an invisible hand pull up my clothes. I feel my heart is about to stop beating and my head is sweating. The invisible hand dragged me into the room, where I stayed and prayed silently.
Suddenly, my mother came in, opened the door, picked up the test paper on the desk, turned it over twice, and the crescent eyebrow just now quickly turned into a splayed eyebrow. At this time, my mother, who had been silent, said, "Tell me your score yourself!" There is an anger in my mother's tone. "I got 92 points ..." I said with trepidation. "How all the mistakes are caused by careless calculation and inspection? Make a few mistakes and get a few! " Mom said, her tone more angry than before. I saw my mother's angry, angry, angry eyes. All this makes me shudder. In order to tell the truth, I thought for a long time, and finally I spoke: "Eight wrong ways"! Then give me your hand! With this command, I honestly put out my hand, and then the storm came and crackled ... with eight harsh sounds, my hand immediately turned red like a chameleon. Because of this, I have long suspected that my mother is a stepmother! As for playing so hard?
A few weeks later, we had another unit exam. But this time I did well in the exam, and I actually got 98 plus 20. Of course, this is just my idea. My mother thought the basic paper was too simple, and I lost points because my basic knowledge was not solid, so although my mother praised my progress, she still raised my questions.
Through these things, it reminds me of a sentence, "strict teachers make excellent students"! So as long as there are mistakes, we must strictly correct them. Only in this way can your mistakes be eliminated bit by bit. So I am very grateful to my mother, because my mother has made me progress through strictness, so I never understand my mother and am grateful. In this respect, I don't think that parents don't love us when they hit you, but they want to educate us and help us in this way.
My mother is a tigress. We all have a good mother. In the eyes of each of us, mothers are different, and mothers are "tiger" mothers!
Why do you say tiger mother? That's because my mother is violent as a tiger. It's really like "anger and fear of princes, peace and extinction of the world".
I say this about my mother because once, after I finished the exam (I would have two days off after the exam), my mother allowed me to go out for two hours. I jumped three feet in joy, grabbed the key to the basement, rushed to the basement at the speed of light, got on my bike and ran away. I went surfing with my classmates. From 1 1, I went to West Lake, Zijinhuahai and Jinchang Park successively. It was not until 2 noon that I remembered what my mother said about playing for two hours. My heart suddenly sank and I thought of my mother's "tiger". I immediately shouted to them, "pull a long face and get angry." You guys play first. Goodbye! "Jump on the bike, push hard, just listen to click, the car almost fell, looking back, dizzy! I forgot to unlock the lock. When I unlocked the lock, I found it was 14: 20. I pedaled my bike hard and finally got home at 14: 35. Panting, I put my bike away and went upstairs.
Sure enough, as soon as I opened the door, my mother came over angrily. Like interrogating a prisoner, Li Sheng said, "Where have you been? Do you know how hard it is for me to find you? ! You didn't bring your cell phone when you went out. You promised to look at your watch for two hours. What time is it? " I thought to myself, "tiger" mother is really a tiger temper!
"Tiger" mother still has a gentle side, just like a little tiger.
Soon, my mother called me over and reasoned with me, saying, "Mom is really worried about you! Think about it, you've been out for so long, in case. . . . . . . "
Oh, no matter what kind of tiger my mother is, I will love her very much. What about you?
My mother is a tigress. Speaking of tigers, my family really has a tigress, and that is my mother. There are always so many times a week, my mother will be super transformed-tiger mode!
Last weekend, before going out in the morning, my mother gently told me and my brother again and again: do your homework at home during the day and go out to play at night. My brother and I couldn't stand this gentle offensive, so we both readily agreed. As soon as my mother went to work, my brother and I began to plan the daytime games and completely forgot to do our homework. Playing and playing, it was a lot darker unconsciously, and then my mother came back and began to check our homework. I secretly pulled my brother's skirt, trembling with fear, and my brother was in danger. Sure enough, in less than a minute, my mother got up slowly and her fist became tighter and tighter. This is a prelude to becoming a tigress. For my brother and I, this scene is familiar and terrible! "What are you doing during the day! A long day, not a word! What did I tell you this morning? How did you promise! Huh? Huh? Ah! " The "tigress" appeared, and my brother and I were lambs to be slaughtered in the forest. We were very scared. With grandma's help, we quickly picked up a pen and began to do our homework.
Another time, my brother and I were fighting in the room. My mother heard our noise getting louder and louder downstairs, and rushed up, only to hear a roar-my mother broke into the house directly: What are you doing? Tear down the house? Ah! My brother and I soon quieted down, and we were so scared that we didn't move. Then, we criticized ... at night, our "tigress" was still in a state of transformation, and the food made was really hard to swallow. My brother and I had to bite the bullet and eat these tasteless dishes.
Alas, this is our fierce "tigress". Whenever my brother and I do something that violates her bottom line, it is the moment when my mother becomes super abnormal. Nevertheless, we still love her!
My mother is a tigress. As we all know, it is quite dangerous to live with tigers often. Therefore, often living with the tigress who is famous for her bad temper at home can be said to be "in danger", and she will be beaten into a rotten persimmon if she is not careful.
My brother and I are just two poor little lambs. Sometimes my brother will become a "little fox" who betrays me. I have to say, my poor lamb's position at home is in jeopardy.
Today, I finished my math homework and carefully handed it to my mother, the "tigress" at home, for her to check and correct. After a while, my mother called me with her lion roar, which was deafening. I immediately ran to her at the speed of 100 meters sprint. "What's going on? I made many simple mistakes today, so careless. Did you listen carefully in class? " "I'll change it now." My voice is very small in my mother's roar. "No, write it again!" Mom said. Hearing this, I was very angry, but I was afraid to say it, so I had to stare at my mother with my eyes wide open. "Oh, you don't believe it, do you?" My mother was even angrier when she saw my expression. "What is convincing? Why don't you do everything well ... "So I had a delicious" noisy meal ". Alas, want to cry without tears, want to laugh silently.
After my mother quarreled with me, I squatted on the desk angrily to correct my homework. I thought to myself: Hum, my mother is really annoying! Didn't I just make a few mistakes? As for that loud voice calling me! At this moment, the door opened and a glass of milk was put on the table. I looked up and saw my mother's face, slightly ashamed. "Well, you drank this glass of milk." Mom said to me. I was just about to speak. "Homework is really mom's fault. Mom shouldn't blame you so loudly. " "Never mind, Mom," I said. "Actually, I also made a mistake. I shouldn't be careless with such a simple question. " ……
This is my tigress mother. Although my mother is sometimes very strict, I know that my mother is actually good for us. She also has a lovely side, and her mother will put a smile on her face. I love my tigress mother very much!
My mother is a tigress. 600 words 1 1 We have a tigress at home, so where is the tigress? Don't worry, listen to me slowly.
Tigress is a very strict person. If I am not good, I will be punished by "corporal punishment". Dad was so proud in front of me, but in front of the tigress, he became a "paper tiger", no, a "paper mouse". Once dad didn't want to get up again, so he begged the tigress to let him sleep for a while, but the tigress refused to admit it. This is the 99th time that Dad's lazy plan has failed.
This tigress has a bad temper. Once she said that she would take me out to dinner, but I didn't finish my homework on time because of procrastination. The tigress said, "I'll eat it myself." We didn't believe her at first, but she picked up her bag and went out, leaving my father and I staring at her from a distance. What a good promise!
The tigress has the laziness of a tiger. Once the tigress listened to an online class, and the teacher spoke very fast, just like chanting. I wanted to know how the tigress listened, so I took a glance. It turns out that the tigress has fallen asleep, and only the teacher is still chanting, but as long as she sees a small video or Tik Tok, the tigress is full of vitality immediately.
Of course, the tigress is also hardworking. Every day when I come home from work, she will cook all kinds of delicious food for me in different ways. I just hope my childhood will taste more like my mother.
This is my tigress mother, overbearing like a tiger, loving me like a tiger!
My mother is a tigress. There is a person, just like a tigress. If I don't listen to her orders, I will be beaten into a rotten persimmon if I'm not careful.
Once, I got a 99% in math test, and I only made a small calculation mistake because of carelessness. I ran home in high spirits and showed her my paper, expecting a reward. Who knows, she actually swore: "How can you even make such a simple calculation wrong?" Are you out of your mind or are you missing a muscle? "Say that finish, twist my ear and throw me on the sofa, and then gave me a big" chestnut ". Alas, hard luck!
This man does whatever he wants at home and is king. One day at noon, I was in a hurry to catch up with my homework, because the teacher asked me to do it at noon and hand it in in the afternoon. I was so absorbed in it that she talked and asked me to massage her back.
I said no, I have homework to do. She said angrily, "You must have missed the class time! No, now you have to come and massage my back. I was disobedient when I was a child. When I grow up, do I get it? " I said without looking up, "I don't have time to chat with you." She warned again, "Are you going to do it or not?" My temper also came up and said, "I would rather die than follow!" " "
She seemed a little discouraged, but she continued, "Do you need to reconsider? Do you want to do it? " I estimated that I would win a great victory by continuing my efforts, so I said neatly, "No!" "
This time, I realized that I had just poked a super killer bees hive, and the volcano finally erupted. She flew into a rage and beat me up. This time, I became a palace.
Want to know who she is? Put your ears together and I will tell you one thing: she is my nemesis-my mother. I can't stand my mother's tigress temper. However, when I complained to my dear father, my father said, "If it weren't for your mother's fierceness, would you have achieved such results today?" Think about it, too, alas!
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