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The role of mother is too difficult. Tell me about it.
1. Mom said that the sweat and tears you shed after you got married are the water that entered your mind when you chose a husband. Mother often says not to talk to strangers. My mother said I shouldn't be careless in my study. I have been waiting for the person who can be careful for him. Every time I am with my mother-in-law, I miss my parents very much. I'm not saying that my parents-in-law are bad, but I have lived at home for more than 20 years and miss the family atmosphere very much. Although my mother can be wordy, I still miss my father. He always treats me like a child. With my parents around, I feel like a child who will never grow up ... 5. I hope my mother is healthy and beautiful! 6. "What's that, Mom?" "What is a nursing home?" "It's just that children don't have time to put their parents there to take care of them." "I won't let you go there when I grow up. 7. My mother gave birth to my brother after giving birth to me, so no one gave me the right to be spoiled. Mom says don't play with people who often lie, or you will become a liar that everyone hates. 9. It has been 50 days, and my family and friends have been with me. I feel much better. But today, I was driving alone, and suddenly Jay Chou's song "Listen to Mom" was played! Tears will unconsciously flow down, and my heart will still be very painful ~ very painful! I also cried in the car! Mom: I still miss you. 10. Looking back, I suddenly want to say, Mom and Dad, you are so lucky. I shouldn't be so bad. I shouldn't have let you be so lucky. I love you. I was ill yesterday, and I know that the worst thing is not myself but my mother. 12. Of course, the greatest thing in the world is maternal love. " I won't let my daughter go to work, even if I am poor, have the least money and have no clothes to wear, I won't let him not study! "Dare to ask who's parents in the world say such things in front of their children, unmoved and unfilial! Mom has worked hard! ! ! 13. I just got a call from a little boy, "Mom, hurry up, I'm already on my way." I answered "Yes, son" 14. The teacher said that she treats us as her own children, so should we also be filial to our teachers and mothers? 15. My mother asked me what I was doing alive, and I said I was waiting to die. 16. When Lao Lu is on a business trip, he will feel like a tramp in a strange city. Think carefully about what this city has to do with me. Family members are not around, and parents' thoughts are blocked thousands of miles away. Hey, I am homesick. . 17. Mom's mobile phone wallpaper has been changed hundreds of times. Dad's wallpaper or mom's big face. Mom said, will you be tired? Dad said, no, mom said, change if you want. I won't be unhappy. Dad said, I don't know what to change. Mom said, change to a cute girl with long legs and big breasts. Dad said, oh, and then change to a full-length photo of mom. Mom smiled and said, fool, why did my dad say I could control my desire to play with my mobile phone?
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