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How to be a humorous circle of friends with a hand injury?

1. What did I do when my little finger was cut again or I didn't know it? I can wrap my little wound around my finger for half a circle. Fortunately, it was strong and didn't bleed.

In my mother's eyes, no matter how old I live, I will always be just a child. A few days ago, I accidentally cut my finger. My mother said distressfully that cutting fingers hurts the most, so I was nervous to find a band-aid to help me stick it.

These days are really unlucky. I cut my finger when I went to the toilet, scratched the back door of my car on my way to work, and shaved and bled in the morning. Absolutely!

It seems that I haven't cut it for a long time. Today, I accidentally broke a glass rod and cut a big hole in my finger. The pain I haven't felt for a long time suddenly struck.

Fingers are so pitiful these days. One after another, I can't find good fingers.

6. The finger cut last week has not healed. Today, I broke my medicine and my nails bled. I cramped and limped in broad daylight, and bad things happened again and again.

7. Today, I cut my finger, which is very close to the nail, and it hurts terribly.

8. My fingers are cut, my body feels very tired, it is difficult to fall asleep, my mood is inexplicably depressed, and I don't want to talk.

9. There have always been some minor accidents recently. I cut my finger day after day inexplicably, thinking that something bad might happen. Really, something bad happened.

10, I cut my finger so deeply that I almost lost my meat. Will it heal automatically?

1 1. At the moment when my finger was cut, I just looked at the blood oozing from the wound, and the whole person froze, or my colleague pulled me away.

12. Last night, after my little finger was cut and my eyes were swollen by mosquitoes, I thought I had flowed through, and then my other finger was broken.

13. Both hands and fingers are cut one after another, which is still the kind that is extremely difficult to heal and hurts everything.

14, practice tells me that you can't clean the eyebrows on the eyebrow trimmer by hand! I cut my finger for the second time! Why do I have a bad memory?