Humor: a humorous phrase about getting old when you get old.

1, less than two years, I am much older. I really feel sorry for myself.

2. I feel old and bought a small brown bottle. I can't wait to pour a can on my face!

3. Time flies, and it becomes old in an instant. Unwilling, I fell in love.

People will grow old in a flash in this life, so don't wronged yourself any more. You can't go anywhere when you can't walk.

5, time is useless, it will be old in a blink of an eye, life is only a few decades, don't leave more regrets for yourself.

6. When I was young, I felt that I was a helmsman and could master the direction. When I am old, I will find myself a leaf and live.

7. If you like it, just do it. Time is so short, you will soon be old. Be nice to yourself, do too many stupid things, delay too much time and waste a lot of money! Steady is getting better and better!

When I looked in the mirror for the first time, I found the first gray hair in my life. I felt hopeless for one second, and then I pulled it out decisively for another second, pretending that I wouldn't get old if I pulled it out.

9. I believe that all the roots are in myself. No matter what I face in the future, I must try my best to stick to the path I choose. If I shrink back and procrastinate blindly, I believe I will really get old.

10, my elders told me that when I started to be nostalgic, when I started to get old. But why do I feel that I have been walking with nostalgia and stopped?

1 1, time flies, and in a blink of an eye, I am old. I have met many people and experienced many things. On the way to old age, I am elegant and calm; Be kind to yourself and be happy every day.

12, life is halfway through, and you will get old before you know it. Looking back on the road, I feel a little deep and shallow, and the crooked footprints are full of bitterness. I can't bear to look at it carefully, for fear that I will shed tears in distress if I am not careful.

13, feeling old, I went out for a day yesterday. I feel so tired and sleepy because of my physical exhaustion. I want to have a good rest and cheer up!

14, I always feel that I am still young and just mature. I just learned to be sensible, how can I suddenly get old? Are you really old?

15. In this way, I am one year older. I can't believe I'm on my way to Ben Si, too. Happy birthday to myself.

16, I will sigh every birthday. I am one year older and the crow's feet are getting longer and longer, but the wrinkles in my parents' eyes seem to be no less than yours. Time has spared anyone.

17, when the person you love is old, you are old, and you suddenly understand that all people in the world are sad.

18, years make people old, so they are one year older. Happy birthday to yourself! What I expect is still plain, simple and happy!

19, the only thing in this world that gets something for nothing is age. Congratulations on being one year older!

20. I thought it was far away before, but now I am swaying for the vicissitudes of my half life and years. I was old in an instant, leaving a perfect memory for myself.

2 1, time is too fast, years are too short, and I am old in an instant. I don't know when my temple was frosted, and I don't know when my face changed. Suddenly found that life is too short to treat yourself well. Time flies in such a hurry.

22. I feel old, and I can't hold back a little illness and pain. I asked my mother where the autumn trousers were, and my mother laughed that I was finally going to wear them. Yes, how can you be willful enough not to wear it?

23. When you are young, you should boldly let go of what you want to do. The big deal is to start over and quit. It's no use regretting when you are old. Come on! Realize your ideal step by step!

24. In this life, people will get old in an instant, so don't bother yourself.

25, the most beautiful age to be the most beautiful self, youth is gone forever, we are no longer young, time and tide wait for no man, leaving perfect memories is happier.

26. Appreciate more people, know more things, care more about the feelings of some brothers and appreciate the love of some people while you are still young. When you are old, you won't forget everything.

27. When you are old, tease yourself and make yourself laugh.

28. Time flies! In a blink of an eye, the Chinese New Year is coming. In a blink of an eye, the child grows up, and in a blink of an eye, the parents are old.

29. I found myself with white hair recently! Always forget things! Confused! Forget this! Forget it! I can't concentrate on things! Am I old? Maybe I am!

30. Time flies, and I am one year older in a blink of an eye. I wish myself a happy birthday and all the best.

3 1. Life is only thirty or forty years. Do what you like. When you get old, take a walk sometime. Looking back on this life, do you feel no regrets?

32. Life always feels that there are many opportunities. Get old before you know it. Many things are too late to do and many people are too late to see.

33. I'm really old, and I can't sleep at midnight. Thoughts fly around, thinking of mom and dad, thinking of my own shit, I burst into tears. When did I become so emotional?

When I felt really old, I found my first gray hair.

35. In the past, I always felt that my youth had not gone far, and I always liked to tease myself that I was old. At that time, we were simply immature.

36. I am one year older and have more responsibilities. I will work hard to make our life better.

When I was 37 or 20 years old, I teased myself that I had stepped into the road of grade three and was about to get old.

Year after year, we get old. Not used to accepting new things, unwilling to learn new things, more and more nostalgic, often recalling, closing myself in the past world, addicted to it, unable to extricate themselves.

39. I used to say that I was old, which was a kind of unconvinced, a kind of ridicule and a kind of play abuse. However, now I really feel old.

40. When you are old. I want to stay away from the city. Breathe the freshest air every day. See the natural scenery. Put your favorite flowers in the yard. Eat your own vegetables. Get another dog. That's enough.

4 1, you are still the same in your memory. Time grows old in an instant, and there is no time to turn back.

42. Time and tide wait for no man, and you will get old in a flash!

43. Do what you should do when you have time, and cherish the people around you at this moment. Or you'll be old in a flash.

44. People get old in an instant, always be kind, and have no regrets when they get old. The regrets of the elderly are mostly reckless regrets when they were young, but they will never regret because they are kind.

45. Life is short. In a blink of an eye, I feel old and have experienced too many ups and downs. Calm down and feel that everything doesn't matter. I still have to try to live in the present.

46. After several decades of haste, you get old in a blink of an eye.

47. Life is too short to grow old in a flash. Treasure every inch of time. Don't wait to waste it, and then look back and regret it.

48. In this life, people get old in an instant, and life is not bumpy, only a life that can't be turned around.

49. Life is not easy. When you are old, you should eat and drink. Don't take things to heart. You should have fun. Remember to live well!

50. I've been tired all my life. I'm not as good as a pig or a dog, and I'm getting old in a flash.

5 1, a person can change himself, including spirit, including thoughts, including body. If one day you say you can't change yourself, then you are really old.

52. Time is too thin, it will grow old in an instant, slip away from your fingers, and you can't hold it.

53. I feel more and more old and tired, and I can't stand the toss anymore. I just want to be ordinary, like a person, do one thing, and stop insisting on anything.

54. I feel that I am suddenly getting old. I have to soothe my nerves and replenish my brain to pull my hair white. Why did life ruin me like this?

Sometimes you will feel old for a moment, after that person leaves.

56. Year after year, when I go to a party and find someone I hardly know, I sigh that I may be really old.

57. I know a lovely boy, but I feel old and can't express my love. I failed myself and the people who loved me.

58. In this life, people will get old in an instant, so stop arguing.

59. One year older. I am happy for you, but you are a little sad and disappointed. Live each day slowly.

60. Time flies, and it's another year in a blink of an eye. Unconsciously, people are getting old in an instant, and we are getting old!