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Talk about Daquan: There is a kind of youth called memory.

Some people say that you begin to remember, which means you are old. But memories are always sweet, because the past is always the best.

I cried and laughed when I was a child. Grown up, laughed and cried.

When I was a child, there was an example called Lei Feng. There is a kind of delicious food called "White Rabbit"; There is a children's song called Little Swallow. There is a movie called Tunnel Warfare. There is a passage called "Sima Guang smashed the jar"; There is a saying that "the wolf is coming"; There is a kind of acupuncture called vaccination ... now they have the same name as memory.

Do you still remember using newspapers as book covers when you pick up new books in the new semester?

Do you still remember that you never forget to wear a bright red scarf when you go to school every day in primary school?

Remember that you basically have to go to work on the first day of school every year?

Remember when you were doing eye exercises, you were always criticized by the teacher for secretly opening your eyes?

Do you remember when you made mistakes in your homework, you often used small squares of correction paper, which was later upgraded to correction fluid?

Do you remember the canteen that physical education class often goes to after school?

Remember when I was a child:

You can't swallow bubble gum, otherwise it will stick in your intestines and die;

Step on the shadow is not high;

The red scarf is dyed red with the blood of martyrs;

Holding hands and kissing the opposite sex can lead to pregnancy;

Bad children will be taken away by wolves;

Looking in the mirror in the middle of the night will meet ghosts;

In my childhood memory, there was a lesson called imitating parents' signatures.

Grow into:

There were fewer calls and more text messages, and then there were fewer text messages, which became QQ and more WeChat. The two words that are often sent are: Are you there?

I added a lot of QQ groups and WeChat groups, from primary school to work, but I don't like talking in groups.

I haven't bought books for a long time, and I haven't read books for a long time. I can't live without computers and mobile phones.

Call your parents and start telling them to take care of themselves. I feel like an adult, and my parents are like your children.

Clothes can be few, but they must be decent;

When you see a very young baby, you will feel that childhood is really beautiful;

There are fewer and fewer sincere friends. . . . . .

When I was a child, happiness was a simple thing; When you grow up, simplicity is a happy thing. Everyone is getting older, and they all grew up after 80 s and 90 s. If life can stop like a bus stop, our site will be in full bloom. When you grow up, you will find that childlike innocence is something to be proud of.

Aestheticism: There is a feeling that there is no chance, and there is a kind of abandonment that is called fulfillment.

The journey of exploration is not to discover new land, but to cultivate new perspectives.

Keep in mind the word "silence" when getting along with others; Remember the word "forbearance" when you get along with your family; Keep in mind the word "wide" when getting along with the world.

People are ordinary because they can't surpass themselves.

The heart is a pocket. Less is called scheming, more is called mind's eye, more is called scheming, and more is called scheming.

People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and solve the plot.

If you really love him, then you must tolerate some of his shortcomings.

My life is always different from their calculations I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.

Sometimes, we should learn to regard disappointment as harvest, because there is hope, there will be disappointment.

The less things in the body, the less natural suffering; Less words and less natural disasters; Less food in the abdomen, less natural diseases; If you think less, you will naturally have less troubles.

Don't live in other people's mouths, don't live in other people's eyes, and take your destiny into your own hands.

The so-called fate is the reason when love succeeds and the excuse when it fails; The so-called wedding is a ceremony for lovers to become "family"; The so-called breakup is something that a woman may not be able to do after saying a hundred words, but a man can do it once.

Being able to give love is a blessing, and being able to eliminate troubles is wisdom.

Half your destiny is in your hands, and the other half is in God's hands.

Carrying the pain of the past, mixed with the troubles of reality, is of no benefit to people's minds.

The secret of life struggle is to manage your own strengths. Managing your strengths can add value to your life, while managing your weaknesses will inevitably devalue your life.

The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

Falling in love with someone is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you have turned loving him into a habit.

Fool's love is wholesale, only by the brute force of "let me love enough at a time"; Smart people's love is retail, and they know the subtlety of "only loving a little".

When the boss uses you, you are a talent, and when you are not used, you become a layoff!

There is no soft love in a hard city, and life is not like Lin Daiyu, because there are many styles of sadness.

It's not that someone bothers me, but that I annoy myself with someone's words and deeds.

In fact, there is nothing to be confused about in life. Walk casually and smartly. Anyway, the destination is set, and there is no need to be afraid of getting lost.

There is a feeling that there is no chance, and there is a kind of giving up that is called fulfillment.

Quotations: I can't remember your sweet words, but it doesn't matter. I remember your bank card password.

It's never too early or too late to care about your soul.

People should be a lentil in the workplace. No matter who steps on it, the result is still the same, flat and faint.

If we keep telling ourselves to be happy every day, it means that we are unhappy.

Don't confuse arrogance with your wisdom. Don't let your modesty lack wisdom.

Don't take work as a burden. It is better to face it positively and happily than to be angry and complain. When you regard work as life and art, you will enjoy it.

The sky without clouds is still the sky; Clouds without sky are no longer clouds.

If you want to get ahead of others, you must suffer after others.

When you want to give up your dream, tell yourself to stick to it for another day, another week, another month and another year. You will find that the result of refusing to leave is surprising.

You should always forgive all beings, no matter how bad they are, even if they have hurt you, you must let go to get real happiness.

Bottom line thinking: consider the worst result first, and don't set your expectations too high, otherwise the greater your expectations, the greater your disappointment.

The heart is the biggest liar. People lie to you for a while and for a lifetime.

If marriage is the grave of love, then-blind date means looking at feng shui to give the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, empathy means moving the grave, and a third party means robbing the grave.

Life belongs to you, you should live according to your own wishes.

After all, there is a distance between ideal and reality, and it is this distance that gives me courage.

Living for a day is a blessing, so cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

Doing things is just learning to be a man.

Lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking.

There is a heartache called "suit yourself" and a disappointment called "forget it"

1, learn from mistakes. Making mistakes when you are young is the only way to grow up. A lot of wisdom was bought at a young age.

There is a kind of distress called "suit yourself" and a kind of disappointment called "forget it".

3. Carve a mark in my life, which is related to the time we spent together. There are bitterness, laughter, worry, sadness and joy.

I pretended that the past was unimportant, but found that I couldn't do it.

Camels have long eyelashes. When you want to cry, you can't say your eyes are in the sand.

6. I tried to count your injuries with a smile, but in the end, tears came out of my eyes with a smile.

7, began to miss old Russia, everything before.

8. Why does it take two people's consent to like a person and only 1 person to break up?

9. Now I understand that reluctance is useless. What you can't get is illusory after all, just wasting your short youth.

10, I may be too paranoid about your love, but it is deep love.

1 1, I always feel happy when I am close to happiness, but I have to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss in the process of happiness. This is not good, and true virtue is not good.

12, people don't suffer all their lives, but they always suffer for a while. Many people have suffered all their lives in order to escape the temporary suffering.

13, I confuse people, I harm all directions, I am vulgar, I am invulnerable, I am invulnerable and difficult to burn. This is called being strong.

14, many things are better understood after being washed with tears.

15, one day I will proudly point to my heart and tell you that there are substitutions here.

There is a feeling that there is no chance, and there is a kind of giving up that is called fulfillment.

At any time in my life, I am not afraid to start all over again. Every seemingly low starting point is the only way to a higher peak.

You can't lose faith when you are sad, and you can't forget setbacks when you are happiest.

Without great difficulties, there will be no great cause.

The beauty of life comes from your love for life, and the innocence of friendship comes from your sincere treatment of friends.

People often lament the lack of beauty in life, because they lack a pair of eyes to find beauty.

Hope and disappointment torment people, but hope torments people for longer.

Rose said: not all flowers represent love; Diamonds say: not all diamonds represent eternity.

People suffer from pursuing the wrong things.

I can only watch the last bus of happiness go away-not that I missed it, but that I couldn't get on at all.

The best things are often unexpected and accidental.

Think of others, but live for yourself.

Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are eternal regrets!

Life is like a dance, the person who teaches you the first dance step may not be able to accompany you to the end.

My life is always different from their calculations I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.

The less expectations there are, the more comfortable it will be to care about people.

The best friend is when you sit quietly on the veranda without saying a word, and when you walk away, you still feel that you have had a wonderful conversation.

The value of a person is determined at the moment of being tempted.

Don't lament the setbacks, just think of all this as the preparatory work you must go through before you can achieve great things.

Everyone has a life, but not everyone knows life and even cherishes it. Life is a punishment for people who don't understand life.

Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with sympathy and gentleness, and others will accept them easily.

When you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing. At the end of your life, you are smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Whatever you do, remember it's for yourself, so there's nothing to complain about.

Don't be pessimistic in the face of difficulties.

There is no absolute fairness in life, but there is also relative fairness. On a scale, the more you get, the more you have to bear than others.

Don't hang yourself from a tree, or you will die miserably.

Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it flows.

Take courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.

You have your outlook on life, I have my outlook on life, and I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If not, then I'll accept my fate.

If you are going to get married, I will tell you a very important philosophical saying, "We must tolerate each other's shortcomings. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect. 」

I am rich not because I have a lot, but because I ask for very little.

It's not that someone bothers me, but that I annoy myself with someone's words and deeds.

Life is like a cup of tea, bitter … only for a while, not for a lifetime.

Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.

Behind the scenery, it is either vicissitudes or filth.

There is a feeling that there is no chance, and there is a kind of giving up that is called fulfillment.

It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!