Funny jokes about students

1. The bell is the command. It's time for you to go.

2. If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.

3. Why do I never see a ribbon floating around when I eat Dove? Why do I never see a big piece of beef when I eat Master Kong?

4. If diamonds last forever, one will go bankrupt.

5. The teacher said that students who have not skipped class are not called students.

6. Dreams are self-owned, pleasure is everyone's, and everyone has a dream of their own.

7. The PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for standing upside down.

8. The teacher farted in the classroom, so I had to come out.

9. Say happily: I planted my boyfriend in the field in spring, but in autumn, I forgot this crop.

1, not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless.

11. Together under a blue sky. We are both from China.

12. If cutting off my hair means cutting off my memories, can I lose my memory if I cut my head?

13. Life is so short, why should the results of an exam affect our mood?

14. Don't pat me on the head. Don't be responsible if I grow taller.

15. Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat.

16. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them find it.

17. I'm not Zhou Libo, and I can't talk about what you like to hear.

18. When I was in grade two in primary school, I thought I could finally bully the children in grade one.

19. Teacher, you can deny my present, but you are not qualified to evaluate my future.

2. It's normal that everyone is a little abnormal because of the pressure of life.