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Cute, talk about mood phrases

1. Don't say that the wolf didn't eat mutton in 2008. Cats and mice have stopped eating mice since 2008.

2. The countdown to the end of the world is 30 days. I will love and treat every minute of love.

Pretend not to care about your ridicule and leave with a smile.

4. Why are you jealous of me? What I have now is bought with what I lost.

Under our crazy smile, there is endless sadness.

6. People who love you will never get your attention. You always put the person you play with first.

7. There are no handsome guys in the world. With high technology, it will come naturally.

8. The kind of woman who can be hard, soft, provocative, charming and proud is the best for you!

9. I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I am afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.

10 In fact, our love is a sweet burden, and I am just the harm to your happiness.

1 1, sad people like to drink, lonely people like to sing old songs.

12, I thought I could impress you as long as I liked it seriously. Finally, I found that only myself impressed me.

13, failure is not terrible, what is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.

14, don't expect it. If you can't get it, you just don't want it Why do you want to wronged yourself?

15, my mother taught me since I was a child, learning endlessly, turning back to the shore.

16, went to the original place again, changed the protagonist, but forgot to change the plot.

17, I don't like to enter other people's space, because I don't want to see sorry, you need to apply for access to this space.

18, perfect happiness always has its price. It's all worth it for you.

19, now I believe in letting nature take its course. Don't say I don't care, even if I do, what can I do?

20. He is always close to her and hurts her from time to time.

2 1, you can wear too much in summer and too little in winter.

22. It turns out that love has never left, but I remember you and forget it.

23. My dear computer, you should know that I'm going to school when the labor and management formally dress in front of you.

24. Weather and forecast are a twisted pair: whatever you say, I'm not that good.

Dear, let's go to Ireland to get married, because divorce is illegal there.

26. Don't tell my sister about my conscience. I didn't. I just donated it the other day.

27. What kind of world you see, what kind of heart you have.

28. In spring, Russia planted a man, and in autumn, Russia harvested a bunch of men.

29, the secret of girls: the familiarity with others depends on the obscene degree of chat content, the more obscene the general relationship, the better.

30. I hope Santa Claus can put the final exam answers of all subjects in my bedside socks on Christmas Eve.

3 1, I have missed many people, suffered many betrayals and been embarrassed in my life.

32. I like you I love it. I can live a lifetime with my eyes closed.

33. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school parking lot and kick your bike one by one.

No matter how much we have been through, we are still children.

I said to keep a low profile, but you gave me applause and screams.

36. I am not afraid of being betrayed by a man, because I will betray before he betrays.

37. The princess's pure feelings are written on her face, and the witch's deep feelings are planted in her heart.

38. Every time you speak, I can reply in seconds, because you are my special concern.

39. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

40. The name is selling stupidity. The beautiful one is called Meng Mengda, and the ugly one is called stupidity.

4 1, I am not a strong person, but I know I must be strong when I should be strong.

42. Let's toss a coin to bet that heads are my boyfriend and tails are your girlfriend.

If you can't see my duplicity, I don't want you to see my tears.

44. Our story is very short, and I remember every detail clearly.

45. Listening to your favorite song, you shed the least rare tears.

46. My obsession and reluctance will eventually be smoothed out and changed by time.

47. It's almost the end of the world. If you have money, spend it quickly. If you die, it's useless.

Unconsciously, I suddenly have a feeling that I don't love, but I can't love.

49, I said, dear girl, people are watching everything, you play dirty, you pretend to be forced, you are from act young, you pretend to be a pure baby, you are already dead.

50. Why do you love late, but you can't let go of the right time for the right person?

5 1, emotionally unstable, yelling at people around him like a madman.

52. As soon as the girls are interested, the boys will be on the alert all over the city.

53. I can't participate in the first half of your life, I will accompany you for the second half!

Teacher, you don't have to change my seat. I can talk to anyone.

55. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

56. Will you remember me after I leave?

57. A woman can have no figure and no face, but she can never have no eyes.

58. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will treat you well when I lose weight.

59. Boys are talking animals, while girls are acting animals.

60. Every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.

6 1, you are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

62. The principle of eating goods is that I like whoever buys me snacks every day.

Thank all the people who care about me and say they miss me, whether they really mean it or not.

64. Everyone has sad times and wants to hide, but he is growing up.

65. The love line, lifeline and career line in my hand are all spelled out by your name.

66. I miss your smile, your smell, your white socks and the faint smell of tobacco on your fingers!

67. Later, I met thousands of people who liked your eyebrows and your eyes, but didn't like your face.

68. I still remember it clearly. You once sang a song in my ear, but what was the name of that song?

69. Still on the thorny road. There are snow-capped mountains that have not been turned over, rivers that have not been crossed, dragons that have not been killed, and handsome guys that have not been soaked.

70. It is easy to love someone, but it is not so easy to forget someone.

7 1, you freeze the silence in mid-air, how can I describe my concern?

72. Is there anyone who makes you feel sour when you think about it?

73. Have you left? Like deep-sea fish leaving the sun, it doesn't matter.

74. You are carefree, but I am helpless. I really cried for you. You really let her go.

75. I am a good girl, and you don't care, young man. Do you like men?

76. Maybe what we miss is the taste of missing someone too much.

77. A woman's greatest achievement is to find someone who holds herself in the palm of her hand and get married.

78. My computer and I have the same language. When I am gentle with it, it will collapse. Makes me extremely excited.

79. Sometimes I am very tired. I don't want to talk or move. I don't need comfort and company. I just want to be alone.

80. If you don't have the courage to start, how can there be a crazy process and how can you know what the finish line is like?

8 1, I have been mixing until now, and I can still afford it. Only chopsticks can be put down.

82. I slept until midnight and dropped my cell phone. As a result, I picked up my slippers and fell asleep

83. Buying instant noodles always likes braised eggs and red bull noodles, because both are instant noodles, at least people have more dignity of an egg.

Even if you are covered with thorns and keep me away, I still can't help but want to touch your injured back.

85. I'm really afraid that what I gave you was a heart and what you gave me was a knife. Friendship or love!

86. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

87. There are only two possibilities for disappointment: choosing the wrong person or having unexpected expectations.

88. Cry if you want, and laugh happily. Don't be hypocritical, because the world is hypocritical.

89. You don't know that I like you. You just give up.

90. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers for you on the wall.

No one can break into my heart except you, so I must take care of myself.

92. The stage is set up, but you are gone, leaving me alone.

93. I am not the concubine of your harem, and I don't want your occasional favor.

94. I have experienced so much sadness and so much desolation that only I can resist it.

95. Even if you are not afraid of the cold, the sincere care of people who know each other and love each other is absolutely enjoyable for every woman.

96. I'm not waiting for you to come back, but waiting for myself to let go.

97. Love is like fireworks. The more brilliant, the more sad it is at the end.

98、? Made a mistake? Laugh it off? Made a mistake? But never let go.

99. Don't say love to others easily, and don't stubbornly open others' hearts, but leave in a joke.

100, which? , especially? Yes: Let me go? Like a fool? What do I use? Forgive the fool's heart? Tolerance? .

10 1, I hope you can understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

102, girls should be psychologically prepared when boys are attentive.

103, Kai Ko never imagined that a group of girls who went to see his childhood at his place finally fell in love with Cheney Chen.

104, some people look at you all their lives, but ignore you all their lives.

105, when buying baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly, what is this stuffing?

106, I want someone who can tolerate my small temper and care about my small emotions.

107, I won't talk about it, and I'm too lazy to talk about it. Don't think I really don't know anything.

108, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't gain weight are fearless.

109, how dare I not believe that you still have the face to lie?