Tell me something interesting about the beginning of school.

1, children who don't want to start school! ! 2. School will start tomorrow!

Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings.

4. We will start school if we love you.

Your holiday is less than ten days, please recharge it in time.

6, usually a few nights before the start of school, almost all the lights are on!

7. Tell you a ghost story. . . School is about to start!

8. At the beginning of school, I walked towards you. Hold on to you. You're finished.

9. I just got excited about the exam and wrote the exam number as QQ number.

10, these days, the toilet has become a leisure area for students.

1 1. The summer vacation is over. It's time to prepare for the winter vacation!

12, school, you can get my people but not my heart.

13, the quality of the teacher's class determines the mobile phone traffic this month.

14, new life, new school, new high school life, work hard! ~

15, holidays and weekends, don't go, actually I love you.

16. I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at the beginning of school.

17, the school refused to let us fall in love and gave us a suit.

18, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind date on the first day of school.

19, there is no need to study next semester, and the school was bombed by me!

20. School is about to start, and summer homework is still done for nothing.

2 1. If anyone calls me fat as soon as school starts, I feel mutually assured destruction with him. ...

22. The annual test paper is limited to lead, which can add up to 200 million times around the earth.

23. My girlfriend said that no matter how long you eat during the summer vacation, you will be embarrassed when you start school.

24, computer, come on, let me go, I am a person with homework.

25. what What? What? School is about to start, I can't do it.

26. What hurts more than the person you love doesn't love you? What is the beginning of school?

27, the school left a bangs to find parents, and it depends on my hairstyle if my grades don't go up?

28. I don't want to start school any more than I want to graduate at the happiest time.

29. Primary school students start school. Q friends can return to normal. Lol is normal, too

30. School ~ Although you got my people, you couldn't get my heart.

3 1, it will be August before you know it. Tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!

32. After the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

35, teacher, I have feelings for my summer homework, can you not take it away!

36. Teacher, I have been saving my homework all summer, and I have feelings. Aren't we going to pay?

When I leave school, I want to go back. When I came back, that feeling was gone.

38. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

39. When dating Mr. Xia Xiansen, there will always be a mistress named Xia Zuozuo.

40. One day Altman went to class and the teacher asked questions. As soon as Altman raised his hand, the teacher hung up.

4 1, imagine ghosts everywhere after turning off the lights before going to bed in the dormitory, and rush to bed at the speed of 120 mph.

42. A junior said: I am not a virgin. What happened? I am a boy who is not a virgin. Why?

43. It's time to start school. This is the feeling when reading textbooks now. What is this?

44. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

45. Primary school fees, junior high school fees, senior high school fees and university fees.

46. School is about to start, but I haven't touched a word of my homework, and I haven't even written my name.

You know, even if the city is flooded by heavy rain, we should go back to school on time when school starts.

48. I worked hard to catch up with my homework a few days before school started, and secretly tore up some holiday homework in the middle.

49. I will be gay friends with whoever speaks to me first at the beginning of school. Then you and your teacher should be gay friends.

Every time the teacher finishes class, his good voice is much louder than the teacher's voice in class.

5 1. Everyone's first sentence must be: I will study hard this semester.

52. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

53. I have a burning silence, and my resentment will be even heavier when I hear about the start of school. Don't push me, I'm afraid I can't control it!

54. There was no holiday on Qingming that year. I bought some paper money from my classmates and burned it in front of the teacher's office at 5 o'clock in the morning.

55. Be scolded four times a day. If I don't get up in the morning, I will surf the Internet when I get up. Don't read for a day, don't sleep at night.

56. Girls, find a husband in the future and have a baby named Xia. The child's name is Shaq. The child should not be questioned by the teacher.

57. The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like him, and he insisted that I fuck him.

58. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

59. The teacher always teaches us to take care of trees, but I want to tell you that trees seem to have been made into test papers.

60. A junior said: Why did my mobile phone turn on flight mode, fall from the seventh floor or break?

6 1, the sun shines when there is military training; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

62. The teacher caught you smoking and refused to admit it. The teacher asked you why you smell of smoke. Body odor. . .

63. Close the holiday mode and officially open the Xueba mode! Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this feature.

64. Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework. .

65. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

We didn't have a holiday until July 14. It should be September 14! Our class teacher gives us homework and we will give it to him.

67. I've been wondering why the teacher wants to invite parents, a person who has never even educated minors, and wants to educate adults.

68. Tell everyone the news that life is worse than death because of a cruel extinction! A worrying news: school will start soon.

69. Ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school were rated as the most familiar faces in the whole school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.

70. I want to tell you a terrible thing. I'm not that brave. It's time to start school. Ah, ah, ah, ah ~ that's horrible.

7 1. When I was a child, I often thought: When I grow up, which is better, Tsinghua or Peking University? I don't know until I grow up: I really think too much.

As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not start until the day before school starts.

73. I was hungry, so I ran to the restaurant and said, hurry up! Aunt shouted to the cook: Go in quickly, beggars are anxious!

74. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

75. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

76. The teacher said: The senior high school entrance examination is coming, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood.

77. It took five minutes to get up this time. You beat 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed.

78. Jobs died when the iphone4s was about to be released, Jackson died when the concert was about to be held, and Paul died when Fast and furious 7 was about to be released. Take care, teacher.

79. Whether you write or not, your homework is there, and it will not increase or decrease. Whether you write or not, whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time. Can't fall in love.

Doctor, I can't sleep recently. I am in a bad mood and can't eat. Am I swollen? The doctor asked: How old are you this year? I: 15 years old. The doctor said, you haven't finished your homework.

8 1. After school starts, I plan to be a quiet girl. What I do in class is to look up at the blackboard and take notes. What I do after class is to sit quietly and do my homework.

82. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and won: one more bottle.

83. I can't help playing with my mobile phone when I study in the evening. From morning till class time, the teacher hasn't come for a long time. Suddenly, the teacher jumped out of the back door and turned off the light. As a result, children's shoes with reflective faces were taken away.

84. Say goodbye to full WiFi, wonderful lazy-in, and prison-like life. Hello, old hag, hello, little bitches. Fortunately, in the days when there is no WiFi, you are lucky in piles of homework, and you are lucky in a paper to congratulate us on the upcoming new semester.

Talk about the funniness of starting school.

1. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

2, hey, if you don't die before the holiday, you will panic when you start school! ! !

Alas, the mood of going to school is as heavy as that of going to the grave.

I found that one thing I insist on most is going to school for more than ten years.

5. I just got excited about the exam and wrote the exam number as QQ number.

6. Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which is too insulting to my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

7. I haven't studied for a long time, and even speak hesitatingly, even if I am moved.

8. Will you call me on the first day of school and ask my friends about me?

9. I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at school.

10, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind date on the first day of school.

1 1, school begins, the same scene, the same road, the same classroom, only the students have changed.

12, school starts! I'm going into a boring life again, alas! But for some reason, I like it here and remember her ~ little slacker!

13, a few nights before the start of school, thousands of lights were on.

14, the school is grade three, please stay away from us.

15, it's been so long since I started school, and there is no one in my class who can make me feel better.

16, long time no see. Are you avoiding me?

17, the quality of the teacher's class determines the mobile phone traffic this month.

18, your holiday is less than ten days, please recharge it in time.

19. Actually, we like school, but we don't like class.

If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

2 1, how I wish there were only two days of classes a week, and then five days of holidays.

22. We like school, but we like to spend more time after class rather than in class. We like holidays rather than school.

23. Ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school were rated as the most familiar faces in the whole school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.

24, freshman opening ceremony, all nonsense.

25. The school taught me what is the temptation to go home.

26. A junior said: I am not a virgin. What happened? I am a boy who is not a virgin. Why?

27. Is it so bleak under the rain to set off the sad atmosphere of the school?

28. I didn't like anyone at school, and I really didn't have the motivation to go to school.

29. I have been sleeping very well since the beginning of school! ! !

30. Starting school is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

3 1, after school, my back is not sore, my legs don't hurt, and my heart doesn't even jump.

32. Who will call me fat or black after school starts? I will die with this murderer!

33. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school!

34. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

35. I am lovelorn. I fell in love with my summer vacation, but my mother broke us up when school started.

Adults always say, don't talk to me about money. Talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about starting school. Talking about hurting feelings when school starts.

37. My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, grow taller and weigh less.

38. Start school if you're not crazy, and you'll be finished if you don't do your homework.

39. School is about to start, and the person you find for me can't get my heart.

Tell me something interesting about the beginning of school.

1, students, the more you learn, the more you live. Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings.

3. Start school if you are not crazy.

4, tell you a ghost story, school begins!

5. Freshmen's opening ceremony is bullshit.

6. A few nights before school starts. . . Thousand lights!

7. There is a quarrel between doctors and medicines. When I say school, you say fuck.

8. I really hope to start school on February 29th. Every four years!

9. The large-scale disaster film "School Opening" will be released soon!

10, usually a few nights before school starts, it's almost full of lights!

1 1. Mr. Winter Holiday told me that there would be a summer vacation to love you for me.

12, in the teacher's mouth, we are always the worst students!

13, the school let me know what is the temptation to go home.

In fact, we like school, but we don't like class.

15, school will start again before you know it.

16, Ma Ma said: School begins, and all your studies are used in your mind.

17, the summer vacation is over, it's time to prepare for the winter vacation!

18, school, you can get my people but not my heart.

19. On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind dates.

20. School is about to start, and summer homework is still done for nothing.

2 1, you don't have to study next semester. I bombed the school!

22. I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at the beginning of school.

23. Who will help me ask the teacher for leave? I have a phobia of starting school.

24, school is the pain of breathing, it lives in every corner of me ~

25. When school started, my back stopped hurting, my legs stopped hurting and even my heart stopped beating. ...

26. Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.

27. School will start in a blink of an eye, and I will go to that prison-like place again.

28. I found that one thing I insist on most is going to school for more than ten years.

29. Starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced, and tomorrow you will go to prison.

30. I really don't know what my new deskmate will look like after school starts.

3 1, school is about to start, school, you can't get my heart if you get me.

What hurts more than the person you love doesn't love you? What's going to start school?

33. We'll start school if it's not crazy. If we don't do our homework, we are finished.

34, the countdown to the start of school, seize the time to have fun, go to school to make up for sleep.

35. I enjoyed the summer vacation, but my mother broke us up when school started.

36. The current state is that you can't learn, you can't play, and you can't sleep.

37. It turns out that there is no favorite person at school, and there is really no motivation to go to school.

38. I haven't studied for a long time, and even speak hesitatingly, even if I am moved.

39. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

40. Starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced and tomorrow you will go to jail.

4 1, it will be August before you know it. Tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!

42. The electricity bill for each household should be very expensive three days before the start of school. Keep the light on all the time to catch up with your homework!

43. What can I do when school starts? Isn't it just sitting in prison and listening to people's tolerance and reason?

44. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

45, teacher, I have feelings for my summer homework, can you not take it away!

46. At the beginning of school, students didn't know each other, and Zhang San was often regarded as Li Si.

47. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school!

48. How I wish there were only two days of classes a week, and then five days of holidays.

49. At the thought of starting school, I have the pain of Wenchuan earthquake and Zhouqu mudslide!

If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

5 1, whenever school is about to start, I just want to study hard this semester. The same children's shoes are all pink! !

52. Why should the teacher scold you if you are not serious in class, and why can't the teacher scold you if you don't come to class?

53. I am lovelorn. I fell in love with my summer vacation, but my mother broke us up when school started.

54. Every time we start school, we will say the same thing. I must study hard this semester.

55. Please pay attention: the school will start soon, and the crazy children will go crazy. School starts if you're not crazy!

56. It's time to start school. This is the feeling when reading textbooks now. What is this?

57. Who will call me fat or black after school starts? I want to die with this murderer!

58. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

59. I will be gay friends with whoever speaks to me first at the beginning of school. Then you and your teacher should be gay friends.

I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

6 1 you know, even if the city is flooded by heavy rain, we should go back to school on time when school starts. .

62. How many children's shoes complain that the winter vacation passes too quickly? That's because the school is about to start and the homework has not been finished.

63. It's the first month of school, and all the money is wasted. It must be hard for me to spend money lavishly.

64. I have a burning silence, and my resentment will be even heavier when I hear about the start of school. Don't push me, I'm afraid I can't control it.

65. Everyone's first sentence must be: I will study hard this semester.

66. My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, grow taller and weigh less.

67. I have no precautions and no worries. Your starting school like this has brought tragedy to my summer vacation.

68. you exist I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream. All my night. Goodbye, my winter vacation.

69. Sleeping in class, infatuating with handsome guys after class, chatting with girls in the dormitory, the day passed quickly.

70. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

7 1, close the holiday mode and officially open the Xueba mode! Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this feature.

72. Adults always say, don't talk to me about money. Talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about starting school. Talking about hurting feelings when school starts.

73. Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

74. Starting school is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

75. I want to tell you a terrible thing. I'm not that brave. It's time to start school. Ah, ah, ah, ah ~ that's horrible.

76. Schools are like prisons. When you want to come in, you can't. When I want to come out, I can't get out. Occasionally meeting the headmaster is like meeting the warden.

As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not start until the day before school starts.

78. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from all WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

79. Jobs died when the iphone4s was about to be released, Jackson died when the concert was about to be held, and Paul died when Fast and furious 7 was about to be released. Take care, teacher.

80. I plan to be a quiet girl after school starts. What I do in class is look up at the blackboard and take notes. What I do after class is to sit quietly and do my homework.

8 1, goodbye to all WiFi, goodbye to the beautiful lie-in, prison-like life, hello, old hag, hello, little bitch, hello in the days without WiFi, hello in the homework pile, hello in an examination paper, congratulations on our upcoming school.

Jokes and anecdotes about the beginning of school

1. I have begun to study how to enter the classroom at the beginning of school. 2. Before starting school, I encouraged myself to be a schoolmaster. After three months, I want to stop studying now. Tell you a sad ghost story: school will start tomorrow. No one declares that they don't want to go to school after a few days of school. Before Mr. Summer Holiday died, he held my hand tightly and said to me in a low, slow and hoarse voice: Yes, ahem, there will be a winter vacation. Love you for me. Please give me a handsome deskmate who is good or bad at the beginning of school and is proficient in mathematics, physics and chemistry. 7. Coming blockbusters, disaster movies, school starts, romance movies, there is one place that only Mr. Summer vacation and I know, suspense movies, strange disappearance of summer homework, horror movies, teachers and students who haven't finished their homework, inspirational movies, suspense movies, where is the movie homework, youth movies, summer vacations in a hurry, bitter movies, phone calls that I don't give up, detective movies, the sun goes down, mom. I’m going home. 9. I seriously doubt two things now: 1. How did I get mixed up with these schoolmasters? 2。 Are these psychopaths around me really normal people at the beginning of school? 10. These days, no one will believe that you are a student if you don't fall in love, be mean, cheat, rebel, copy your homework or play with your mobile phone. 1 1. Dear seniors and sisters, don't envy them. Although we have an early holiday, we start school late. Although we have a long holiday, we have no homework. Although you stayed up late, you got up early. 12. After the start of school, it is another big battle for seniors to chase their younger sisters and seduce their younger brothers and sisters. Only learning is in their hearts. 13. I have begun to study how to walk into the classroom on the first day of school. 14. The holiday balance is insufficient, and the school has actually started! 15. It's sunny for military training, rainy for holidays, and the day before school starts if you work hard. 16. School begins. I want to be cold, talk cold, walk steady, do my homework, go to bed early and have a cold class. Yes, I thought so last year. 17. I always like to make up my homework at the beginning of school. I feel like I'm on the run. Oh, forget it, make up my homework-18. I became stupid again this summer vacation. How can I integrate into that high IQ environment when I start school? 19. It's time to start school and show the meat. 20. We have classes to finish classes and holidays to go to school. Without such a great belief to support us, I can't imagine how we have the courage to come to school. 2 1. I found that my right eyelid is always jumping recently, and school is about to start.