Make fun of friends and show love.

1, in love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money.

2, every time I want to eat precepts, I always comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, the sky is fat and thin, the sky wants me to be fat, and I am resigned to fate!

3. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

4. When you enter the examination room, you will lose your memory, and when you leave the examination room, you will be paranoid.

Cherish every Singles Day you spend now, because there will be someone to accompany you every Valentine's Day.

6. For those men who say "it's not important to be beautiful", that sentence is actually: it's not important to be beautiful, it's important. On the importance of punctuation!

7. It is said that this is the state when eating: enjoy in your mouth and want to be thin in your heart.

8. The people who show their love have changed wave after wave, and only I am single.