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My wife asked my best friend to take care of me and dictated the days when I lived with my wife's best friend.
I am not idle when I see guests coming to my house. Besides warmly welcoming them every day, I also help them peel fruits. I am excited to watch them coquetry and grab my peeled apples one by one. When it was time for dinner, I gave them some takeout because I was not good at cooking.
Once, my wife went back to her hometown to attend a classmate's wedding for several days, so I couldn't accompany her because of work. She told me to take good care of myself, so I got on the plane back to my hometown.
When I opened the door at night, I found one more person in my family, that is, my wife's best friend Xiao Fang. When I saw Xiao Fang, I also paused. I asked her why she was here and said Xiaohui had returned to her hometown these days. Xiao Fang didn't think so, and told me that my wife asked her to take care of me at my house, and she even had the key to my house. Looking at Xiao Fang's lithe and graceful posture, I secretly complain, wife, isn't this asking me to make a mistake?
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