20 of the funniest pieces of copywriting

1. I checked my nephew’s homework and saw that the word "cloud" was used. I saw that he wrote "Jack Ma". I was going to say that you can't use people's names to form words, so I asked if you still know "Jack Ma"? The little nephew said it was a "dark cloud."

2. This spring, I suddenly want to plant some vegetables in the yard. So I called my mother for advice. Question: Is it enough to just sow the seeds on the ground? Answer: You are feeding the birds!

3. Today a patient said to me with a heavy heart: "I only

have six months to live." I didn't know how to comfort him, so I said: "It's okay.

Six months passed quickly, stay strong”

4. The business of a stall was very popular, so I went over to take a look. What I heard shouting over there was: Oranges are on sale, two pounds for one dollar. Two yuan

Three kilograms,

Three yuan

Four kilograms...

Five yuan

Six pounds, come and buy it. It was so cheap that I spent

five yuan and bought

six pounds. When I got home, my wife praised me for buying it cheaply.

5. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator of human progress.

6. Today

The sentence you can hear most clearly in Level 4 Listening: Now please ask the invigilator to take out the tape and turn to side B to continue listening.

7. I said: "There must be a life outside of work!" So, there was overtime.

8. I admire myself so much. Sometimes when I look in the mirror, I want to kowtow to myself!

9. Others rely on looks, routines, and money to fall in love. But I am much simpler, relying only on the other person's eyesight.

10. Two classmates fell in love and were called parents by the teacher. Later, the two parents had a very happy conversation and got engaged in front of the teacher. 11. After many years abroad, I finally returned to China. As soon as I got off the plane, my friend wanted to take me to a restaurant. He told me that a new high-end restaurant had opened and he wanted me to try something new. When I got there, I saw that it was Western food!

12. I was lying on the bed with a fever. My mother reached out and touched my forehead: "It's so hot." My father rushed over and said distressedly: "How are my hands? Have you been affected by this prodigal?" Did the girl get burned? ”

Thirteen. My boyfriend asked me to swim, but he couldn’t swim and asked me to teach him. In the end, he drowned. I quickly dragged him to the shore and gave him artificial respiration. Later we got together, and later I heard that he had been a good swimmer since he was a child and had won many trophies!

14. The streets are full of beautiful women and ugly men. I suddenly feel very heartbroken. Why don’t I have a girlfriend when I look like this? I'm obviously uglier than them.

Fifteen. Only after meeting you did I realize that dinosaurs were not completely extinct.

16. The trash cans in a class reflect the economic strength of the class.

Seventeen. I didn’t like eating when I was a child and I was short. Later, I realized the seriousness of the problem. I ate like crazy and was never picky about food. As a result, I was not only short but also very fat.

Eighteen. Every time a day passes, I mark a circle on the calendar. On Saturday, I realized that my days had been marked by ellipses.

19. Some things are like a grain of rice on the sole of your foot. It feels uncomfortable if you don’t hold it, and you can’t eat it if you take it.

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10. No matter how much makeup you put on, it can’t cover up your

200-pound weight; no matter how much you smile, it can’t change your appearance at the scene of the car accident. .