Do me a favor and tell me the reason for being late for class in the morning?

1, had loose bowels last night, and went to the toilet 18.5 times (once it was too late to solve it halfway, it was 0.5), which caused serious physical damage. Remember to apply some foundation to look pale and weak. You can also ask for leave directly from the teacher and skip class!

2. Learn from Lei Feng on the way and buy breakfast for PLMM in the next class.

3. The classmate in the dormitory next door was beaten up in the morning because he met his rival in love, so you sent him to the hospital. Be sure to say a name that is not in the class. They may all be in class already.

Pretend to be surprised when you enter the door, and then say, "Didn't you inform me to change classes temporarily?" (This applies to students in universities or mobile classrooms, and should be measured according to the interval between classrooms and the time of being late.)

Day students

1, tell the teacher that you lost your wallet and how you walked across mountains and rivers to the classroom. When you say this, take out your wallet and see if the money is still there.

2. Just say that you saw someone stealing from an approaching car, and you were brave enough to help correct the thief to the police station on the spot. Before you say this, you should know whether your teacher has any relatives in the police station.

Tell the teacher that your family (who has passed away) is seriously ill and you have just come back from the hospital. (Usually be careful not to talk too much about your family and pay attention to privacy. Who knows if the teacher is a paparazzi? )