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After buying a new car, I will send a brief summary of my circle of friends.

After buying a new car, I will make a short circle of friends (Part I) 1. This is a very tangled problem, and you can't go to a new unit. Mom said keep a low profile! But I can't ride an electric car!

I bought a car recently, but it's only a xxx car.

3. Good luck in driving a new car, bright future in Wan Li, smooth sailing, all the best, and constant financial resources!

I have money to buy a car, but I take a bus. I have money for a villa, but I rent a house. I have money to show off. I just need to keep a low profile.

This car is still a little small. I should buy Highlander, at least 100 brick more than this car.

6. Three feet HongLing is the front of the car, and Five Blessingg Baojun goes to China; China's wealth is everywhere, and the best financial resources are rolling in; Have a smooth journey and peace in all seasons, and enjoy a long-standing reputation.

7. The first small goal of this year has been achieved.

8. Outside, on the right, adults hold children's hands. Looking at the traffic lights on the sidewalk, the red light stopped turning green.

9. I like to mention a little purple today, and finally I have a car of my own.

10. I was just too casual when I bought a car, and now I regret it. This broken car is very inconvenient to pull goods.

1 1. You deserve Audi!

12. I have money to buy a car, but I take a bus. I have money for a villa, but I rent a house. I have money to show off, but I keep a low profile.

13. Sometimes a low profile is not necessarily the most popular shower. I want to show off. Don't lay low. I bought a car.

14. I met my friend Audi today. Before she said to buy a car, I thought it was just a car. The point is that she is too low. I didn't expect this to happen.

15.20 1 Buy a new car and give yourself the biggest gift in the New Year. Thanks to your parents, you have worked hard and let you worry. I am willing to be your greatest pride, and you are accompanied by self-strength!

16. I didn't buy a new car before, but chased other people's cars in the community every day. Now I bought a rare excavator to play with others.

17. Congratulations on your love for your car. My corolla finally came home.

18. When the traffic lights are low, safe driving is the most important. Give each other courtesy and order, and return home with a peaceful smile to your family.

19. Obviously, there is no such excitement as picking up the car for the first time.

20. After waiting for a month, I was very excited.

After buying a new car, I made a short circle of friends (Part II) 2 1. There are too few parking spaces in this community. I shouldn't have bought this stupid Audi

22. When a new car is on the road, three suggestions: bring a driver's license to facilitate the police to deduct points; Wear sunglasses to prevent beautiful women from attracting attention; Don't add gasoline, this ... means to save some money and invite me to dinner!

23. Low-key car, high-profile life …

24. On this day, we bought a car! High-grade leather seat, luxurious carbon steel frame, elegant blue matte painting, self-provided gold thread embroidery soft seat, low-key luxury ~

25. This weekend, I feel that I have accomplished several major events non-stop: taking the car, driving so far home for the first time, choosing a satisfactory wedding dress, leaving the car at the door, and driving non-stop from home to Chengdu. I think I'm great.

26. After picking up the car, give it a bath for the first time.

27. The husband said he wanted to buy a car. So now we are looking for scooters with less than 654.38 million+. Because I have to pay rent and social security this month. So I'm eating dirt.

28. Low-key marriage and low-key car purchase! Why is it so different to graduate together?

29. My husband said he would buy a car. So now I'm looking for a scooter below100000. Because I have to pay rent and social security this month, so, uh, I went to eat dirt.

30. I want to upload a selfie and tell myself that I bought a new car for more than half a month. La la la la.

3 1. My high school classmate called me and said he bought a car. They have been living a low-key life, which has sounded the alarm for me.

32. The bus is very long and the road is very long. Hold the steering wheel in your hand. Accompanied by love and affection, tighten the string of traffic safety.

33. If you don't work hard, time will live up to you. I like to mention my car today, and the days after that will be smooth sailing. As soon as the engine rang, there was 22 thousand gold, and I began to make a fortune every year.

34. Newcomers, new cars and new weather; In the new year, keep in mind and take a new road; Wish the new car a pleasant journey!

35. It's hard to keep a low profile when buying a car these days. How much is the Mercedes G63?

36. Two days in a row is a success. The first time I picked up a car alone, it turned out that the company bought a pickup truck.

37. God, I just picked up the car this morning, and I was fined the first time I went on the road.

38. Life is hard, and my car is just a tool to make a living;

39. Pick up the car today, my first car. I hope the second car in my early thirties is BMW or Mercedes.

Bought a new car and sent it to a circle of friends.

My good brother of more than ten years picked up his car today. I'm really happy for him. Friends are not quantity but quality. There are unfinished dreams in the rest of my life, and brothers have drinks and stories.

Bought a new car and sent it to a circle of friends.

First, there are two things to do this year. The first is to buy a new Camry, and the second is to upgrade your office equipment.

Second, when buying a new car this year, should I drive to the vehicle management office by myself, or should I sell the car to the vehicle management office for a brand? We bought a new car in a 4S shop in Baotou, and the seller asked him to give it a brand, but he couldn't do it himself. Is that so?

Third, don't give birth to me if you want money to raise a child, and don't let me go to college if you want money to send me to college. It's not that you can't live without college. I bought myself a new car while telling me how much my family spent this year. Thanksgiving virtue, want to earn a good reputation and secretly wronged, Lao Dou, do you know you are a bitch?

Fourth, because dad bought a new car, he passively accepted his old car to practice.

Five, pick up the car today, my first car. I hope the second car in my early thirties is BMW or Mercedes.

I picked up the car and can't drive it. Today is my birthday. It's all my birthday presents. Thank you.

Seven, set a goal for yourself in the near future, practice driving well and come to work. So my dad will buy a new car as soon as possible and let me drive Q5 or A6 occasionally.

Eight, many people have the habit of setting off firecrackers when buying new cars. Some celebrate buying new cars, and some hope to make big money in the coming year. Since it is your own car, you should protect it more, otherwise sometimes happy events will turn into sad events!

9. Why buy a new car? Because my car is comfortable to drive by myself, but it is uncomfortable to sit up. Therefore, it is expected that in the near future (2 months), I will drive my car back, and the driver will drive the cart to pick up the nanny who went to Lei Lei for an after-school class to buy a dish or something.

10. The defendant emphasized that all the stolen cars were used cars, which were harmless. Car owners have insurance and can get insurance claims. Compensation can be used to buy a new car. Dealers can sell a batch of cars and manufacturers can produce another batch of cars. Therefore, it did not cause social harm, but stimulated domestic demand, injected vitality into the market and reduced business risks. On the contrary, those who use manpower, financial resources and material resources to arrest me, imprison me and try me are all taxpayers' money.

1 1. I went to get my car today, and when I got home, I found a Liu Haier on the windshield. It's destiny takes a hand's fruit powder There is Liu Haier in the mobile phone, and there is a car to buy. Xiaobai said it was ugly and should be taken down. Let's talk about it later. Let me enjoy it first. Wow, quack. Too show off in an ostentatious manner

Twelve, early in the morning, I dreamed that my car didn't pull the hand brake and slipped into the water all the way. I ran after it and saw a bunch of cars and people falling into the water. Suddenly a large group of rescuers came and quickly set up something similar to a water park, saying that they would salvage it. Later, rows of women stripped the air cushions lined up on the ice and rushed over, saying that they were helping salvage. After waking up, I was glad I didn't go to the queue, watching my car float and sink in the water, thinking that I could finally buy a new car.

Thirteen, college students and dormitory students bought a new car together. Paramera, I need to refuel. Set yourself a small goal first. For example, you can't be angry with the child tomorrow!

14. Under normal circumstances, if the car has been driving for many years and is getting old, many car owners will consider buying a new car, but only if they have enough money to buy a new car. In fact, many car owners are willing to sell used cars, but most car owners want to keep their license plates for so many years.

/kloc-buy a new car in 0/5 and 20xx, and give yourself the biggest gift in the New Year. Thanks to your parents, you have worked hard and let you worry. I would like to be your greatest pride and your accompanying self-strength!

Sixteen, before buying a new car, go to the community to chase other people's cars every day. It is not uncommon to buy one yourself now, and you have to play with someone else's excavator.

Seventeen, business is really contradictory, shortsightedness and farsightedness are really different. Liu Junxian said that Big Brother told people to buy a car just to prevent people from buying a new car for better business. For example, Lin Ji told people to buy used cars hard so that more cars broke down and came to my place for maintenance. It's sinister to shoot cattle across the mountain.

At the age of eighteen, it's graduation season again, and many children go to the society and take up jobs. I found that there are two kinds of parents who treat their children: one is that parents scrimp and save, give everything to their children, let them wear clothes several times more expensive than themselves, and drive cars several times more expensive than themselves. Another kind of parents are good to themselves, but they will not treat their children badly. They will not leave all the good things to their children, give their own cars to them and buy new cars to drive.

Nineteen, in memory of the first tank of oil that Ash added himself, and the price of buying a new car.

Twenty, my mother went to see my grandmother almost every two or three days after giving birth. At that time, dad drove us to work in the morning Later, my uncle bought a new car and my mother could drive by herself. She often lets me drive me in the basket. Although this is a wrong demonstration, she wants to help me install a safety seat when I can sit up straight!

Today in the car, he asked me to review myself again. I said, yeah, why not buy you a new car? Why didn't I bring a big house? Why didn't I give you a million dollars! He smiled and nodded tacitly.

Twenty-two, today a rabbit picked up a car, so two neurotic women began to show off their wealth at night. Try to earn money after spending money, right?

Twenty-three, the first car I made died, but it's a pity that I didn't have a car and couldn't understand my work! Come on! What you have lost must be regained by yourself. Hey, hey, this is for the chick who bought the new car! Be sure to cherish my debut.

Uncle, last time I made a wish at the new moon, and it came true, that is, I bought a new car myself. Although it will be a little harder afterwards, I feel very proud. I earned it by myself.

The child said yesterday that he wanted to buy a new car. He drives a white BMW, his mother drives a red BMW and his father drives a little lion car. His expression is getting richer and richer. It seems that the status of his family has been understood in his center.

26. My friend bought a new car a month ago, only met today, and took time out to have a midnight snack, which was different from the topic discussed at work before. My vision is so important that I feel that the burden on my shoulders is a long way to go.

Twenty-seven, the leader is back. The leader said that the little girl is really happy now. Her husband is diligent and has no burden at home. I envy her. She has to worry about her own decoration and decoration and buy a new car for her daughter. Two cars at home can't stop. Your parents are young and can help you with your children in the future. It's really good. Everyone stood up and nodded to show their determination. Yes, yes, there is no burden at home, and they will work with more peace of mind. Please rest assured. This is the end of the morning tea party.

Twenty-eight, I want to buy a multi-period used car, which is not allowed at home, mainly because I am a novice and have no friends who know used cars. So I want to buy a new car at home, and I want to buy LaVida or Sylphy. Which of these two cars do you think is better, or are there any other cars at the same price? Waiting online.

Finding a girlfriend now is like buying an old car. No matter how many hands I have, I'm afraid the former owner still has the key and drives it out from time to time. Burn the oil, and you have to repair it yourself if it is broken! So, I decided to buy a new car.

30. The differences between people are really wonderful. I don't even need to directly ask this person what his preferences are, or what kind of person he thinks he is, because there is an essential difference between someone who will spend 20 thousand yuan on a used car and someone who will spend 20 thousand yuan on a new car. The difference between people is that simple. From the choice of what they do, I understand why they say a word.

Thirty-one, my sister-in-law picked up the car today, and she told me to change in the group. Well, it's hard to make ends meet now, and I dare not make plans. It works anyway, doesn't it?

32. Many car owners will decorate their new cars after buying them, such as adding steering wheel covers, foot pads, perfume, electronic dogs, trailer hooks, engine guards and other items. Just add these things to the car ...

Thirty-three, the problem of insufficient funds, Cary only has 10 million, it is awkward to buy a used car, and buying a new car is not up to grade, so you can only decide for yourself.

Thirty-four, stay away from dishonest people, pay back the money and say no, buy a new car yourself. The farther away such people are, the better.

Today, I bought a new car, and I am very happy. My cousin gave me a big red envelope, and my family didn't have it, just like moving to a new home. My cousin also gave me a red envelope, and my brother said he would sponsor me to buy a new car for 20 thousand yuan. I was very happy at that time, but I gradually lost your news and didn't mention it. I was angry, too, and I didn't keep my word. I thought about it, but I was not angry. I was going to buy a new car, but I thought

Thirty-six words: the drip driver I met last time had a hard time! There is a shortage of 30w cards. When the car supply is finished this year, I will give the old car to the real estate enterprise and buy a new car myself. Both of them are post-80s and plan to have a second child this year. What a chic life! I can't envy you! Too disciplined?

I can't drive a new car! I'm just defending rights! Protect your legitimate rights and interests! ! Why do you want to go to court through rights protection! Fake 4 can turn judges upside down, socialist country! How can I let you rabble go? I am known for my selfless service to the people! Predecessors who died for the liberation of China! It is really sad to see corrupt elements in our country who are more hateful than traitors. If you dare to cheat the Japanese and betray the people of China, why should you bully the people with amblyopia and the rights of unarmed innocent people? There are laws to follow! Who is that for! Reality water is deep! Facing unarmed people!

Thirty-eight, I just want to take a selfie and tell myself that I bought a new car for more than half a month.

39. So far, the best experience in life is that Bao Xiao fell asleep on my chest, or he just lay quietly on my chest, without crying or making trouble. This feeling goes beyond buying a new car, buying a new house and traveling to a favorite country.

40. I want to buy a car My family said I would like to buy a new car. I want to buy a used car to practice. I have never driven a car. I recently went out of town with my friends. Some of them are afraid to drive.

Forty-one, sure enough, my mother called and said a lot. When I told her for sure that she wouldn't continue to partner with her cousin and buy a new car by herself, she choked for a few seconds, saying that your father was old and in poor health and supported your idea, but your father couldn't work so hard anymore. Can't there be one thing about getting married?

Forty-two, 20xx has passed, and 20xx has arrived! I wish my parents good health in the new year, my brother a smooth job in the new year, all my uncles, brothers and sisters a smooth menstrual period, and all my friends all the best. I wish the new year a smooth job (living in a new house and buying a new car), fruitful love (if you marry love, don't) and good luck in the year of the dog!

Forty-three, the first car in my life, I specially equipped a pair of glasses for this car. Literature and art are much better. Today he asked for leave to pick up the car. Although I dare not drive by myself, I still drive a new car to pick me up from work. He's a little excited and scared.

Forty-four, maybe it was really a disagreement ... because it rained heavily, because he bought a new car ... he came to drive me ... and began to say why he didn't take the bus himself ... it rained heavily ... Hehe ... I was wronged ... I agreed to get a license ... I didn't have time to get it ... but I had time to buy a car before I got my driver's license ... my pre-marital property ...

Summarize 40 words of praising yourself for cooking so that you can send your friends.

Praise yourself for cooking delicious and send friends. Someone asked me why I called it that name. I said I like cooking very much. I like the process of cooking, and I can relax myself in it. It is a man's dream to let the people he loves eat the delicious food he has cooked. I can see the happiness after eating delicious food. People who eat my cooking may not like me. But this must be her favorite.

2. A pair of skillful hands interpret colorful colors, a spoonful of stir-fry ups and downs, a face of enthusiasm and regret to show off my youth, and a top hat is my evaluation.

3. Talk about the love of food.

What life looks like depends on your attitude towards life. People who love life must be loved by life. Life is interesting when there are fireworks at home.

Looking at a table of dishes, my happiness soared.

6. Make your own food. I don't remember how many years I haven't cooked noodles for myself I cook at home.

7. I am tired of staying for a long time and have expectations.

8. The concept of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

9. Live an active life and a fiery life. There are always many moments to tell you that life is gentle and romantic.

10. There are many kinds of delicious food, and the family is full of praise. Sweet, sour, bitter and sweet all have a taste, and life also has a taste.

1 1. The ideal road is always for people with confidence.

12. When you are on the night shift, you can have a delicious meal quietly at home. You like the feeling of cooking by yourself. You are really handsome when you cook carefully.

13. Eating is a pleasure, and taste is a taste.

14. Come to my house for dinner? I cook for myself.

15. Life should be simple and exquisite.

16. The temperature in Guangzhou today is just right, neither too cold nor too hot. Suitable for staying at home to vent. . Cook yourself a delicious meal, listen to music and enjoy a quiet weekend alone.

17. I hope people live a long life and don't grow meat every meal.

18. No matter how others cook, it is also a dark dish, and I am a black hole dish.

19. China's culture is profound. What are the eight major cuisines? I have 18 ways to make laxatives.

20. Simple tea and light rice are the most touching.

Praise yourself for cooking delicious food and send friends. 2 1. Simple and happy life, but that's all.

22. Love yourself, starting with a person in the kitchen.

23. There are many kinds of delicious food, which customers enjoy countless times. Sweet, sour, bitter and sweet all have a taste, and life also has a taste.

24. In theory, you can cook any dish. Theoretically,

Cooking for your family at home is undoubtedly an activity that gathers popularity and adds a harmonious atmosphere.

26. The most healing thing in the world: the first is food, and the second is you who can cook.

27. People who love the kitchen must also love life.

28. delicacies, delicacies and delicacies are nothing more than the cooking in front of me. ...

29. Cook in person and make a fried soybean oil skin. Stir fry, add material, stir fry, stir fry. Stir-fried with big fire, soup fed with small fire, delicious juice, delicious, superb knife skills and heat. Still so skilled, still the same taste.

Cooking can calm yourself down and bring food and health to your family. Why not?

3 1. Do it yourself, have enough food, and insist on cooking in the second week.

32. Today, Zhang's thoughts are divided.

I finally caught him.

34. As dry as soda crackers.

35. For the most capable pilots, the wind and waves are always extremely heavy.

36. The more you know, the harder it is to control yourself from comparing. Therefore, it is most practical to cook and enjoy yourself.

37. Happiness is nothing more than fireworks in the kitchen and the temperature at home.

I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.

39. It is said that to catch a man, you must first catch his stomach. Anyway, my wife has done it very successfully.

40. If we don't have a barbecue tomorrow, we won't reach the happy planet.

After 6 18, I want to talk about the feelings of forty friends.

6 18 talk about the feelings of friends who want to chop their hands after buying (I) 1. I hope you are the kind of woman who will buy things when she is angry, unhappy and bored. Ha ha ha ha.

2. Why do you listen to me? Because successful people even fart is truth!

I owe my friend a dollar, and it will take a month to pay it back.

4. What supports me to keep my simple and beautiful personality in the face of the annual shopping spree in this world full of blasphemy and fame and fortune? Is poor! ! !

Cash-free payment is not a financial term to me, but a literal meaning.

6. 1 Already in buy buy, buy buy, today in buy buy! ! ! ! This is not 6. 18.

7. Be happy. Your career is smooth, you are happy, your business is prosperous, you laugh, your family is harmonious, you are happy, you are healthy, you are happy, everything is lucky, and luck is gathered, giving you rare happiness and sweetness.

8. 1 It's my hand chop festival. 6./kloc-I bought it at buy buy before 0/8, and I can't stop. I bought an oven this time, and when I get cocoa, I can bake pizza at home together.

9. I bought it at buy buy with two crazy women, and I can't stop buying it every day. I'm going to the mountain tomorrow, and I can stop for two days.

10. Every shopping carnival on June18, two kinds of people suddenly appear, one is a self-proclaimed pickpocket party, and the other is a loser. The former is nothing more than showing off wealth, and the latter is the most hateful: not only showing off wealth, but also his wife!

1 1. Husband: Brother, I had a car accident and need some money urgently. Buddy: Who's the driver? What car? Husband: My wife, shopping cart.

12. Part I: Jiawang, Wang Ren, Career Want Want, Xia Lian: You, Me, Everyone, Want Want: 6 18.

13. Music should be taken home with good things, and happy memories will be strung together. May you be happy and rich today, and the sweetness will come. "

14. Poverty and wealth are between thoughts, thoughts determine poverty and wealth, and mentality determines bitterness and happiness.

15. Happy hair, happy wallet counting, easy financial management, flipping through bank cards. I wish you a prosperous business, a smooth business mood, a proud window, a prosperous fortune and happiness.

16. Joy overflows, joy overflows, joy overflows with good luck, joy spreads wealth, joy accumulates wealth, and wealth will happen as soon as it is happy! 6 18 make money happily, and the financial resources roll into your home.

17. Women probably love shopping by nature.

18. June value-added purchase, the lowest price for you!

19. Two people are dating.

20. I prefer emptying my shopping cart to sitting in your expensive sports car.

After buying 6 18, I want to talk about my friends' feelings (Part II). The promotion of 2 1.6 18 is really scary. I just need to chop my hands for one day. I really bought it at buy buy almost every day from June.1... Seeing this situation, I will always buy 6.65438+.

22.6. I bought it at buy buy before18. Ha ha ha ha, I have thought a lot about things to do, and I have learned a lot of cooking methods in recent years. Now I bought Ejiao, which is a daily routine after 6. 18.

23. Sure enough, what makes women happy is buy buy.

24. at present, buying at buy buy is the greatest pleasure of a woman's life?

25. Without the worries and troubles of life and the cynicism and cynicism of others, 6 18 Happy sends us to pray for your achievements and laughter.

26. The post office is super good. You can pull goods every time you borrow various trolleys. This time, buy buy bought five more figures.

27. Today, I did nothing but buy buy, which cost more than 300 yuan. But I'm going to buy geese tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, so I'm too lazy to stay until 6. 18.

28. Play the price period and take it home!

29. Girlfriend: There is good news and bad news, which do you listen to first?

30. buy buy Buy, the boring life of two fat women.

3 1. Life is labor, labor is making money, and making money is making yourself happy.

32. The party at the end of the month is such a powerful promotion. The party is so exciting. Women will like this feeling when they buy in buy buy, saving money and making money. I like it anyway.

33. 18 Happy to send, you send, I send, everyone sends! 6 18 music, entertainment and games together!

34. No woman will lose all her money because of buy buy, but many women lose their money because of thrift. To be a beautiful woman is not to fall in love with the country, not to be beautiful, but to lose everything.

35. Women really can't go shopping together. The flies in buy buy, buy buy can't stop. You buy clothes and I buy shoes. Happy impulse consumption.

36. It is said that the woman bought at buy buy is in a good mood, but why am I heartbroken?

37. Women should be honest with themselves, buy whatever they want to eat, wear whatever they want, play whatever they want, and buy and play. Don't be too tired.

38.6 18 be happy, continue your career, be lucky, be happy with good luck, be happy with prosperous wealth, take it home, and fortune will make me happy. I wish you a happy life.

39. Times make heroes, and Ma Yun says he makes times!

40. 18 Taobao has bought 9 couriers at buy buy today. I'm so happy.