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How to fish at work?

You can fish like this at work, so that the boss thinks you are working hard!

1, form a good habit of drinking more water; Connect water frequently. If you drink too much water, you will naturally go to the toilet more.

2, insist on paid shit; Take a paid shit for six minutes every day, and there will be about 3.5 paid holidays in the last year.

3. Change the name of the chat group in your mobile phone to "XXX Project".

4. Prepare a good earphone and wear it even if you don't listen to anything, so that you can show yourself and "the customer is on the phone".

5. "Fishing" in front of the desk frowned from time to time and occasionally made some "waves" sounds.

6. Don't throw away all the discarded documents. If you put them on the table, it will keep you busy.

It also needs to be adjusted at work. Fishing for a short time once in a while won't have much impact. Just be yourself. Communicate with your superiors more and show your positive side. Do things that are close to work and conducive to personal growth, and promote personal growth and your career.

As the saying goes, working hard is just labor in exchange for pay. Only by fishing at work can you earn the boss's money. But the end of fishing may be happiness or unemployment. Therefore, how to fish without being found has become a problem that many people have been pondering.