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Yuqiao asked the right original.

Fishermen in Iraqi waters are fishing. The woodcutter stepped over it, rested his shoulders, sat on the rock and asked the fisherman everything.

Said, "Can fish be caught?"

Said, "Of course."

Said, "Isn't the hook bait?"

Say, "No."

"This is not a hook, this is a bait. Fish eat and see harm, and people benefit from fish. Their benefits are the same, but their hazards are different. Dare to ask why? "

The fisherman said, "If you are a woodcutter, you will be treated differently from me. How can you not invade me? " ? However, you can also try it for your child. The interest of the other is still the interest of this one; The other person's injury is still the injury of this. Children know it is small, but they don't know it is big. Fish is delicious, so am I; Fish is bad for food, so am I. Children know all day that fish should be eaten for profit, and they know all day that fish can't be eaten for harm? If so, the harm of food is also heavy, and the harm of hooks is also light. I know that I fish all day long for profit, and I also know that I fish all day long for harm. If so, my injury is heavy and the fish's injury is light. Taking the fish as a whole, when people eat it, it will do a lot of harm to the fish; People-oriented, when one of the fish is eaten, it will do more harm to people. Knowing that you are fishing in the big river and the sea, you will not suffer. Fish is beneficial to water, people are beneficial, and land and water are different, and their benefits are also integrated; Fish is harmful to bait, people are harmful to wealth, bait is different from wealth, and it hurts one. Why do you want to divide each other? The words of the child, the body is also, but I don't know how to use them.

The woodcutter asked again, "Can fish be eaten raw?"

Yue: "Just cook."

Say, "Do I have to pay for fish?"

Say, "Nature."

He said, "I know it works."

He said, "However, knowing that my son's salary can help my fish, I don't know why my son's salary can help my fish. Giving can help the fish for a long time, don't wait until you know it. I don't know the salary of the fire, and my son's salary is piled up like a mountain. What can you do? "

The woodcutter said, "I'd like to hear it."

Yue: "Fire is born in motion, while water is born in stillness. Dynamic and static are born together, and fire and water are born together. Fire and water, use also; Vegetation, body also. Use is born in profit, but body is born in harm. Interests depend on feelings, but the body is hidden. One sex and one love, a saint can be paid. My fish, even a small fire, is rotten to useless. How can I support a seven-foot body? "

The woodsman said, "As we all know, fire is more powerful than wages. Dare to ask good things, why wait for the salary to pass? "

Yue: "Salary is the body of fire. Fire is also used to pay wages. Fire has no body, and it will be paid again; It's no use handing it in. Wait until the fire is over. Therefore, anything with a body can be burned. "

Say, "Does water have a body?"

Said, "Of course."

Yue: "Can fire boil water?"

Yue: "The nature of fire can be welcomed but not followed, so it is extinguished. The body of water cannot be welcomed later, so it is hot, so there are hot springs without cold fire, which is also called fun. "

Yue: "The way of fire, born and used, is there a body?"

Yue: "Fire is based on use, and as the end, it moves. Water is based on the body and uses it as the end, so it is quiet. Fire has a body, and water is also useful. So, we can help each other and be interested in each other. If there is not only fire and water, it is nature, and everything in the world is nature. Care about how to use it. "

The woodcutter said, "Can you smell it?"

He said, "those who can get what they want have the nature of things." Those who can speak have feelings for things. Can be like an explorer, the shape of things is also. There are countless people who take it, and the body of things is also. Those who use it, those who speak wonderfully, can get it, but can't say it. "

He said, "If you can't make it clear, how can you know that your son is evil?"

He said, "What I have learned cannot be explained by words, and neither can a saint, unless I am alone."

Yue: "Since saints can't put it into words, are the Six Classics not words?"

He said, "What can you say when you speak?"

The woodsman praised: "The way of heaven and earth lies in man, the way of all things lies in the body, and the wonderful way lies in God. The power of the world has been exhausted, so why think again? " I am from time to time, and the governor is big-minded. Not as good as a child's door, it is almost dangerous. "

This is an analysis of wages for cooking fish to eat, but it is easy.

Fishermen and woodcutter are swimming in the Iraqi water field. The fisherman sighed, "there are many things in the world, but there were many things before." I know that walking between heaven and earth, everything can be done unintentionally. " If you are not a child, what is it? "

The woodcutter said, "Do you dare to ask if there is a recipe for unintentionally causing everything in the world?"

The fisherman said, "He who has no intention has no intention. Unintentionally, no, I have nothing. Don't be a thing, then you can be a thing. "

Say, "What am I? What is a thing?"

Yue:' If I am partial to things, then I am content; Take things for granted, and then things will be mine. I have everything, and the meaning is clear. Heaven and earth are all things, so why is there a difference between heaven and earth? Everything is heaven and earth, why is there everything? Everything is me, too. Why everything? I am everything, so why am I? Why not me? Why don't I have anything? If so, you can kill heaven and earth, and you can take care of ghosts and gods. And people? What happened? "

The woodcutter asked the fisherman, "What is heaven?"

Yue: "By the ground."

He said, "Where is the land attached?"

Yue: "Attached to the sky."

Yue: "But what is the attachment of heaven and earth?"

Said: "self-reliance. The sky is tangible and the earth is attached with gas. Its shape has its limits, and so does its qi. Whether there is correlation or not, shape is related to qi. What is the existence of heaven and earth between the beginning and the end? Heaven takes use as the basis and body as the purpose; Land is the foundation of the body, and use is the purpose. God is called by employing people, and holiness is called by namelessness. Only God and holiness can participate in heaven and earth. The villain didn't know his daily necessities, so he died. Husband's name is also a real guest; The beneficiaries also suffer. Fame is born of lack and lost of excess. Harm is born in the past, but it is actually defeated by deficiency. This is normal. Self-cultivation gains benefits, while those who covet their husbands die, so it harms their lives. If you are established, you will be famous, and everyone will die for it, so this is a real loss. Stealing other people's money is called stealing, and it is also the beginning, lest it be exposed too much, lest it be too much. Husband's bribery and stolen goods, one thing and two people, advantages and disadvantages. The beauty of stealing others is admiration, and it is also taken from scratch, lest it be too late. And its exposure, so as not to overdo it. Name and destruction, one thing and two people, name and reality. Anyone who speaks to the DPRK must squeeze the land of fame; Market makers are places where profits can be gathered. Can we not argue about it? Although we move nine times a day and get ten times the goods, what harm can it do? It is also the fate of those who know how to struggle and take advantage; Make others famous. Profit is fatal, but name is real. It is beneficial to fame and wealth, but harmless to life. Only a man of noble character can do it. The sky depends on the earth, and there will be a meeting between the earth and the sky, so far apart!

The fisherman said that the firewood man said, "If the world will be ruled, then people will continue." The world will be chaotic, and then people will talk about it. If it is ok, it is really popular; If you talk about it, it will be mysterious and popular. The world will rule, then people are right; The world will be chaotic, and people will be profitable. Shang Yi, then Lian makes it popular; If you are profitable, it will be popular. Three kings, still a walker; Five tyrants, those who still talk. The practitioner must be righteous and the speaker must be profitable. What is the difference between righteousness and benefit? What you know is what you say, not what you do in your body, what you do in your body and what you do in your heart. Words are spoken in the mouth, people can smell them, people can see them, and God knows them. Man's intelligence cannot be deceived, but what about God's intelligence? Just know that you are worthy of your mouth, not your body, your body and your heart. It is too easy without a mouth, too difficult without a body, too easy without a body, and too difficult without a heart. It's hard not to be careless! Oh, those who have an unintentional peace of mind, talk to them! "

The fisherman called the woodcutter and said, "Do you know the way to see the universe?"

The woodcutter said, "Not yet. I am willing to listen to it. "

The fisherman said, "The reason why a husband is called a viewer is not with his eyes, not with his eyes, but with his heart;" If you don't look with your heart, you must look rationally. Everything in the world has no reason, no sex and no life. Therefore, a reasonable person will not know until he is poor; Therefore, people who call it sex can't know until they do it; What seems to be fate, you will know later. These three understandings are also true knowledge in the world, although saints can't surpass them. No one passing by is a so-called saint. Fu Jian became a wise man because he couldn't hide the shape of everything. Although the sword can't hide the shape of everything, if water can, it is not like the shape of everything. Although the power of water is the shape of all things, it is not like the power of saints. A saint loves everything because he can look back. Therefore, people who see things from the other side do not see things from me. People who don't see things by themselves see things by themselves. Am I in there? You know me, you are human, and people are me. I have it with everyone. The reason why we can take the world as our purpose is because we can see everything. Take the ear of the world as its own ear, and its ear will listen to everything. Take the mouth of the world as its own mouth, and its mouth will say everything. Take the heart of the world as your own heart, and its heart knows everything. The vision of the same world is not only broad! Listen to the world so far! The world is not too high in theory, is it? The plan of a fun world, not too big! If a person sees the widest, listens the farthest, talks the highest, enjoys the greatest, can do the widest, farthest, highest and greatest things, but there is nothing in it, isn't that the most sacred? Isn't that the only time world, but the eternal world? Is it only when this world is the most sacred that the world for thousands of years is the most sacred? Before, I didn't know and I didn't know. "

The woodcutter asked the fisherman, "How can I get fish?"

Yue: "I got fish and six things."

Yue: "Six things are determined by heaven."

He said, "He who catches fish from six things is also a human being. Those who have six things and thus get fish are not human. "

The woodsman hasn't arrived yet. Ask him.

The fisherman said, "those people have six things, a pole, a nylon, a float, a sink, a hook and a bait." You can't eat fish without it. However, those who have six things but can't fish are not human. He who has six things but can't fish thinks deeply, and he who can fish without six things also. He who knows six things is also a person. It is heaven to eat fish instead of fish. Those who can't fish without six things are neither heaven nor human. "

The woodcutter said, "He who prays can pray." ? Anything you want? Dare to ask why. "

Yue: "Those who speak good and evil are also people; Whether it's a blessing or a curse, heaven is also. Heaven is good and evil, how do ghosts and gods violate heaven? Self-blame, solid can't escape; The disaster of the day, the benefit of the shackles? Xiu De's good deeds often divide a gentleman. There are more things to do inside! "

The woodcutter said, "What if it's a blessing in disguise?"

The fisherman said, "Lucky and unlucky. Fortunately, unfortunately, life is also; When improper, points also. One life, one minute, can people escape? "

Say, "What is a score? What is life? "

Yue: "When a villain meets a blessing, he has a life regardless; Disasters are also divided and fatal. A gentleman has a life if he doesn't get rid of disasters; Blessed people must have points and share difficulties. "

The fisherman said that the firewood man said: "The so-called relatives of people are nothing more than father and son; A person's place is sparse, and he is like a passerby. If the words are in my heart, the father and son will spread far away. The way of father and son is innate. The benefits are still taken away, and the situation is not inevitable. If the husband's interests are transferred to others, so deep, can you still be sloppy? Passers-by will pass when they meet, and there will be no mutual harm and no past interests. If there are interests ahead, what do passers-by and father and son choose? Passers-by can just meet, let alone father and son! If you are just, let it be; Those who benefit from it will end up fighting. If there is benevolence, fighting will harm, and benevolence is far from harm! Yao Shun is also a human being. Jay and Zhou are human beings, and so are people, but different people have different opinions, and the wise have different opinions. Benevolence starts from righteousness and harms from profit. If the profit is not right, the minister will kill the king and the son will kill the father. If passers-by meet, they will meet in the middle! "

The woodcutter said to the fisherman, "My salary is very low. Lifting 100 kg won't hurt your body, but adding 10 kg will hurt your body. Why? "

The fisherman said, "I don't know about firewood." In my opinion, it's easy to change places. I caught a big fish fishing and got into a fight with me. If you want to abandon it, you can't abandon it. Want to take, can't win. All day and then get it, almost no drowning. You don't have to get hurt, do you? Fish and salary are two, and greed is one. One hundred Jin, those who are within the strength, ten Jin, those who are beyond the strength. In addition to strength, although it still hurts, it is ten pounds! Why am I so greedy for fish? "

The woodcutter sighed, "from time to time, I know that those who are capable are wise!" " "

The woodcutter said that the fisherman said, "Zi can be said to be the way to know the easy. I asked again: Yi has Tai Chi. What is Tai Chi? "

Say: "The foundation of inaction is also."

Yue: "Tai Chi gives birth to two instruments, two instruments, what is heaven and earth?"

Yue: "Two instruments are the ancestors of heaven and earth, not exclusively for heaven and earth. Taiji is divided into two parts, the first part is one and the second part is two. One or two means two instruments. "

Yue: "Two instruments give birth to four elephants, and four elephants are nothing?"

Yue: "The four images refer to the rigidity and softness of yin and yang. If there is yin and yang, the sky can live, and if there is rigidity and softness, the earth can live. The foundation of meritorious service is in the extreme. "

Yue: "Four elephants are born with gossip. What is gossip? "

Yue: "It means doing, Kun, Li, Kan, Right, Gen, Zhen and Xun. The ups and downs of the overlapping stage finally began during this period. Therefore, what is more important is that the sixty-four hexagrams are born from the right, and the easy way is prepared. "

The woodcutter asked the fisherman, "Why do you see the heart of heaven and earth?"

As the saying goes, "one yang exhausts, two yang begins to live, and then heaven and earth begin to live." In the middle, at the beginning of the month and week, at the end, when the stars are always there. Everything has death and life, cold has metabolism, and changes day and night. On that day, the extremely barren land will change, and this change is meaningful, and the general law is long-term. Therefore, it is natural for Elephant to say that' the first king and even Japan closed their doors to the outside world, and the business travel was not good, and the later party did not exist'. "

The woodcutter said, the fisherman said, "There is nothing wrong, it is also a disaster. Dare to ask why? "

He said, "If you bully him, you will suffer, and if you follow the crowd, you will be wrong.". If there is disaster, there will be disaster, and if there is no disaster, there will be disaster. Isn't it a disaster for those who are rich in ideas and don't work hard on the manuscript? Isn't it a disaster for farmers who have been diligent in planting crops and have been defeated by floods and droughts? Therefore, the item says' first.

Wang Yishi nurtures everything, which is expensive but not empty. "

The woodcutter asked, "Hey, why?"

He said, "Hey, I've seen you before. Soft touch hard, there are positive and negative. The reason why it is called "Yi Yan" is that it is forced when it is strong at the beginning, and it is done when it is strong at the beginning, and the yin meets the yang at the beginning. Looking around, the heart of heaven and earth can also be seen. Sages turn this into virtue, and the network is not prosperous. Therefore, "Xiang" said, "After that, I will make all directions", so I am cautious and here. "

The fisherman said, "Spring is the beginning of Yang, summer is the anode, autumn is the beginning of Yin, and winter is the cathode. Yang is warm and Yang is hot; Cold at the beginning of yin, cold at the cathode. Warm is a living thing, hot is long, cold is harvest, and cold is killing. Say goodbye in one breath and do four things. Everything is like this. "

The woodcutter asked the fisherman, "How do you know why people are spiritual to everything?"

The fisherman said to him, "The reason why people can be spiritual to all things is that their eyes can receive the colors of all things, their ears can receive the sounds of all things, their noses can receive the smells of all things, and their mouths can receive the tastes of all things. Sound and smell are the body of all things. Eyes, ears, mouth and nose are also used by ten thousand people. The body has no definite purpose, but change is useful. Use the infinitive, but change it to the infinitive. The body is used to make friends, and the way of character is prepared. However, the sky is also a thing, and saints are also people. There is one thing, ten things, a hundred things, a thousand things, everything, a billion things, a trillion things. This is a sign, not a person! There is one person, ten people, one hundred people, one thousand people, ten thousand people, one hundred million people, one trillion people. People who do miracles are not holy! He who knows people is also a governor to the extreme. A saint is a man. Things that are called things are also things that come to an end. A man is only a man when he comes to him. Those who are rich in things are called things. People are people, and people are also called people. Being a man with one thing is not a saint. People call it evil, I don't believe it. What? It is said that he can view the hearts with one heart, the bodies with one body, everything with one thing and the people with one life. It has also been said that you can replace God's will with your heart, words with your mouth, actions with your hands, and people who do things with your body. There are also those who say that they can go up and down, that they should be geographical, that they should be partial to things, and that they should be comprehensive in personnel. Some people say that it can touch the earth, get in and out of nature, advance and retreat today, and be indifferent to current events. Alas, saints are saints, but not saints in the world. I do not see any at all. Although I can't see it with my eyes, observe its heart, observe its traces, explore its body and use it, I can understand it for hundreds of millions of years. People may say to me,' there is nothing but heaven and earth, which is extraordinary.' Then I don't know. I don't know what I don't know, and neither do saints. He who knows what he says knows what he has learned. The speaker means that he is telling the truth. Or do you know something, and your mouth is evil? To know what is unknowable is to know it wrongly. Needless to say, it's bullshit. I walked past the wrong person safely and met the wrong person!

The fisherman said that the woodsman said: "There is a saying: Yin Yin knows the benefits of donation; Zhou's donation is also well known. Its or its successor, though immortal, is also known. If my husband is like this, he will be over 100 years old! You can know billions of generations. Everyone knows that Zhong Ni is Zhong Ni, but I don't know why Zhong Ni is Zhong Ni, and I don't want to know why Zhong Ni is Zhong Ni. If it wants to know why Zhong Ni is Zhong Ni, why should it be absurd? Everyone knows that heaven and earth are heaven and earth, but they don't know why they are. If you don't want to know why heaven and earth are heaven and earth, if you want to know why heaven and earth are heaven and earth, why are you ridiculous? If the husband keeps quiet, will heaven and earth be wonderful? Who is the most wonderful person between heaven and earth between her husband's movement and silence? It is those who know that Zhong Ni can do his best in three aspects, saying that what he has done leaves no trace. So there is a saying:' I want to be speechless', I said:' What is Heaven! Leave at four o'clock, everything is born. "What does this mean?"

The fisherman called the woodcutter and said, "Great! Power and change? Non-saints are inexhaustible. Change and then know the rise and fall of heaven and earth, and then know the weight of the world. Rise and fall, when also; Light and heavy, things also. There are gains and losses. The sage doesn't know whether he can become a Thai at any time, but Xi knows what to change. A saint doesn't know the way to gain or lose at any time. What did Xi do by understanding rights? Those who grow and decline will change; Serious people have rights. He who knows contingency is also the ear of a saint. "

The woodcutter asked the fisherman, "What do people know when they are dead?"

Say, "Yes."

Say, "How do you know?"

Yue: "It is known."

He said, "Who is that man?"

Yue: "The eyes, ears, mouth, heart, gallbladder, spleen and kidney are full of qi, which is called a person. The spirit of heart is called God, the spirit of gallbladder is called God, the spirit of spleen is called soul, and the spirit of kidney is called essence. If the god in my heart looks into his eyes, he will see. The essence of kidney; The soul of the spleen stinks on the upper nose; When courage is expressed in the mouth, it is said. There are eight people who then call them. Wives are human beings, and everything in the world is exquisite. However, there are also some missed ones, each seeking its own kind. If all people are human, call them all. All kinds of people, everything in the world is full of qi, that is to say, the day is all virtue.

Yes A man with virtue is a man with virtue. A lady is also called a benevolent. Only the whole person, then you can become it. People's life is also called qi, and people's death is also called return. The gas line is fascinating and pure in form and spirit. God walked in the sky and returned to the earth. If you walk in the sky, you walk in the sun; Returning to the ground is called yin returning. What about those people who see in the sun and lie down at night? When Yin returns, you will see it at night, and those who lie during the day will also see it. Therefore, those who know the sun have the shape of the moon, and those who know the moon have the shadow of the sun. Yang is the shape of Yin, and Yin is the shadow of Yang. People are ghosts, and ghosts are people's shadows. I don't believe people say that ghosts are invisible and ignorant. "

The woodcutter asked the fisherman, "Is the villain absolute?"

"No," he said. A gentleman is born with positive yang, while a little man is born with evil yin. Without Yin, you can't be a gentleman, but without a villain, you can't be a gentleman, only ups and downs. Yang six points, then Yin four points; Yin is six points, while Yang is four points. Half yin and half yang, then five points each. Knowing a gentleman but not a villain has its ups and downs. Governing the country and leveling the world, a gentleman has six points. Six points for a gentleman, four points for a villain, and a villain cannot win a gentleman. In troubled times, Jun Jun, minister, father, son, brother, brother, husband and wife have their own opinions. No monarch, no minister, no father, no son, no brother, no husband, no wife, all lose their points. This is also caused by the chaos in the world. A gentleman talks but doesn't do it, and a villain talks and doesn't do it. In the past, there were many honest people, and all the decorators in the world obeyed. Nothing is achieved by honesty, and nothing is achieved by fate. If you succeed, many countries will die. Home also rises and falls because of right. The difference is too far! "

The woodcutter asked the fisherman, "What is the so-called talent? Are there advantages and disadvantages?"

The fisherman said, "only one person has two benefits." Talented people are right, talented people are wrong. Those who are just, those who benefit others, and those who are close to them; Those who are not right will benefit the body and harm others. "

Say, "If you are wrong, how can you call talents?"

Yue: "People can't do what they do, and harmony is not called talent." ? It's so difficult for a saint to succeed in the world and regain the right path. If you can't correct it, no matter how talented you are, it is hard to say. For example, drugs are used to treat diseases, and poisons are sometimes used, but they cannot be repeated. If you recover quickly, you will kill people. Ordinary drugs are commonly used in daily life, and serious diseases can be treated. Those who can drive away the poison of serious illness without hurting people are called good medicine in ancient and modern times. Yi said,' Your Majesty has a destiny, which is inherited by the founding family, and it is not appropriate for a villain to use it.' If so, villains sometimes use it. It will be firm when you are calm, but not when you use it. The poem says,' Stones from other mountains can attack jade.' Its villain's talent is almost! "

The woodcutter said that the fisherman said: "The rise and fall of the country, the evil of the husband, will be solid." But why not choose others to use it? "

The fisherman said, "He who chooses a minister is also king; Those who choose the monarch are also ministers. Smart people and stupid people act according to their nature. But if there is a king of Yao and Shun, there must be a minister of Yao and Shun; Where there is a rebellious monarch, there must be a rebellious minister. The minister of Yao and Shun was born in an unruly world, and the unruly minister was born in an unruly world, so he can't be used for it. Although you want to turn disaster into happiness, can you do it? What is good for her husband is good for him. If it does, why not wait for the flooding speed? If you are righteous, you will be righteous, but the unjust are far away from you; Good benefits are good, and disadvantages are far from good. If there are many good people, the world will be cut every day; If there are many upright people, the world will prosper. Prosperity leads to prosperity, and decline leads to death. Prosperity and cutting, prosperity and martial arts, are they far away? The best ears in the world. There are no villains and no gentlemen in troubled times. If not, what are the reasons for good and evil? "

The woodsman said: "There are often few good people and many bad people;" ; There are often few people who manage the world, and there are often many troubled times. How can we know? "

Yue: "What is there to look at, but nothing to look at? Such as grain, seedless cultivation. Peng Yan is still alive without being trained. It is worse than now! Because this is the way to know gentlemen and villains, it comes naturally. A gentleman will reward when he sees good, and stay away from evil when he sees evil; When a villain sees good, he becomes ill, and when he sees evil, he becomes good. Good and evil are different kinds. A gentleman does what he sees good, and violates what he sees bad; When a villain sees good, he will violate it, and when he sees evil, he will do it. A gentleman moves when he sees righteousness and stops when he sees profit; Little people stop when they see righteousness and move when they see profit. Righteousness is beneficial to others, while righteousness is harmful to others. What's the difference between benefiting others and harming others? Home and country are one, and its prosperity is also there. There are often many gentlemen and many villains. Its death is often accompanied by many villains and fresh gentlemen. Those who fly away with many gentlemen are also villains; Those who leave with many villains are also gentlemen. A gentleman makes a living, a villain makes money. Live well, rule the world, kill well, and the world is in chaos. A gentleman loves righteousness, while a villain loves profit. Governing the world is good, and troubled times are good. There is one reason. "

The fisherman talked to himself, and the firewood man said, "I've heard about Fuxi in ancient times for a long time, but now I see its face." Worship and thank you, and go.