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What are the love stories of God's turning point?

Two boys confessed to a girl at the same time, and the girl calmly said, "Come back and tell me after you travel around the world." A boy immediately packed his bags and was ready to leave. Another boy walked around the girl and said a historic sentence: "You are my world." The girl immediately felt like a deer, her face flushed ...-Finally, she decided to choose the richer of the two boys.

The boy fell in love with the girl. He confessed to her, but the girl refused. She said, I am one year older than you. The boy said: when I 1 month, you 13 months. You are 13 times of mine. When I was 2 months, you 14 months. You are seven times older than me. When I was one year old, you were two years old, and you were twice my age. As long as you are willing to stay with me forever, we will always get closer and closer. . How wonderful the story used by the math teacher to tell the limit is.

The day after Han Meimei got married, Li Lei swallowed the time capsule he invented, and he went back to the day when he first met Han Meimei. "How are you?" When we met again, he couldn't help blurting out this sentence. "Fine, thanks, and you?" I don't know whether Han Meimei is seriously answering or just having an English conversation. "I'm fine, too." Li Lei said, I just miss you.

He met a charming and rich woman who swept him off his feet. He quit his job, betrayed his fiancee and eloped with this woman. On the plane, the woman asked him, do you remember your grin sister who was humiliated by you in middle school? He zheng, at present the woman more see more feel familiar. Is that you? He asked. The woman shook her head and sneered. Thanks to you, she committed suicide after graduating from high school. He is afraid, so you are afraid. . . ? The woman smiled insidiously. I am her brother.

The mobile phone shook, and there was a new message, "Brother, I decided to confess! Pray for me! " He replied coldly, "Oh. Then you come. " "I hesitated outside that guy's door for a long time, afraid to knock." "Got the nerve to knock at the door! Buddies support you! " "Do you think that guy will agree?" "How should I know. I have already flashed in advance. " He threw away his mobile phone, and his heart ached a little. The mobile phone vibrates again. That's the phone "please open the door, I still dare not knock."