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Classic quotations from teahouse

A, "teahouse" classic quotations

1, you are free, you can move at will.

2, top manufacturers! Only in this way can we save the poor, resist foreign goods and save the country!

3, loess mud fell into the crotch, not shit but fucking shit!

4. Even in Jianghu, it's all bad karma.

Whoever dares to change the constitution of his ancestors will lose his head!

6. Cigarettes from the British Empire, white flour from Japan, two big countries serve me alone. Is this a blessing?

7, tell you, I am a flag bearer!

8. Seeing us is seeing Qing, we are Qing, and Qing is us. Qing, there is no time to do anything wrong.

9, sell your daughter, no matter how you sell it, you are sorry for your daughter.

10, be awesome, go with foreigners, foreigners are awesome!

1 1, a dead horse is a living horse doctor? That's delusion! A dead horse is a living horse doctor, and a living horse is a living horse doctor!

12, the poor are rich as a string.

13, you are full, singing here in the middle of the night!

14, it's a war to marry a daughter-in-law-don't put this aside and make things worse.

15, old shopkeeper, good news, you moved to a new house, you moved away, and I have the final say here.

16, everyone who is chased by your official is a good person.

17, we are on a business trip. Misunderstandings are common, but we have never done anything wrong. Whoever hates us hates Qing, and whoever dares to scold us, don't publicly scold us, that is to scold Qing.

18, when a person is an animal, money is his courage.

19, improved, the more you change, the colder it gets.

20. When the flag bearer is a traitor, the crime will be aggravated! Lock him up!

2 1, there are plenty of Jinshan and Yinshan in the Great Qing Dynasty, which will never flow out.

I gave up smoking a long time ago. It's time to draw white flour

23. There is nothing to make people happy these days, but things to make people laugh are everywhere.

24, I am a watermelon skin that wipes my ass, and it is getting more and more sticky.

25, this is not a yamen, it is simply a bandit cottage.

26. Pig and Bajie play with old sculptures-whoever plays with what birds.

27. I have nothing to say. Goodbye.

28. The new painting of the house is not ancient. It must be the interior of the office.

29. He is getting richer and richer! But his little career, hum, foreigners only need to stretch out a little finger, push him to the ground and never get up again!

30. Time is the age of heroes, and life is the life of the people.

3 1, look at what you said, I have never had enough to eat since I was so big. Why not give me two yuan to buy me something to eat and support me once?

32. There is nothing to make people happy these days, but there are many things that make people laugh.

You are my drooping grandson, you have to give me my money back!

34, monkeys eat twist-whole twist.

35. As the saying goes, a broken boat has a bottom, which helps, and a broken bottom has nails.

36. What I care about is what the official hall can't manage! I won't say anything that Guanting can manage! Isn't it?

37. I'm hungry. I can't let this bird be hungry!

38. You told me that it was very generous of you to give me a car.

39. Cigarettes in hardman are long and loose. Such a knock, more than half of them are empty, and the white flour is just right.

40. There are no robbers on the mountain. They all went down to town.

4 1, well, it's time for the people to go up the mountain.

42. If you have spare money and work hard, you are spineless.

Second, the teahouse introduction

Teahouse is a drama written by the modern writer Lao She on 1956. Published in1the first issue of Harvest magazine edited by Ba Jin in early July, 957. June 1958 was published by China Drama Publishing House. The play shows the social changes in the past half century in three periods: the Reform Movement of 1898, the warlord scuffle and the eve of the founding of New China. Through a teahouse called Yutai, it reveals the dark, corrupt and bizarre society in China for nearly half a century and all the people in this society.

3. Advantages of taking teahouse as the theme

Using the method of profile revealing, the typical environment of teahouse is selected. People coming and going in the teahouse tell their own history and reflect the history of the times, which makes the teahouse have local and national characteristics, thus making the teahouse a microcosm of the old society. Lao She himself said, "The teahouse is a gathering place for all kinds of people. Teahouses are a small society. "