A few jokes

People who can tell jokes are people with good popularity, so we should get closer to some joke kings. Now I am also the king of jokes! I collected and sorted out a batch of jokes between lovers. Let's laugh together and collect popularity together!

Selected jokes of couples 1. When Duke Zhou woke up, his wife said to her husband, I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace on Valentine's Day. What does this dream mean? ? You'll know tonight. ? Her husband replied. That night, her husband brought her a small bag, and she opened it happily: it was a Duke of Zhou.

2. I haven't rolled yet. After quarreling with his wife, she silently went to boil water. After a while, I felt very thirsty. I want to ask her if the water is boiling. Haven't you left yet? ! ? Hearing this, my wife ran away from home in a rage.

3. Talking in your sleep Wife: Husband, you are always talking in your sleep recently. Do you want to go to the hospital for a check-up?

Husband: That's not necessary. If it is cured, my last right to speak will also be deprived.

4. Save the husband from complaining to his wife:? Why did you buy such an expensive omen? You have no breasts! ?

The wife was very angry and answered:? So you can save money on underwear! ! ?

Husband:

5, playboy husband has such a playboy husband, he has a relationship with many women. Once his wife heard her husband's gossip again, so she loudly questioned her husband: marriage is no joke. How can you be so casual? The husband put his arm around his wife and said, honey, you know that's just for fun! ?

Hearing her husband's sophistry, the wife was even more angry. I thought it was just a one-act play, but now it seems to be a series! Have you finished it or not?

Couples chose two 1, wife:? Why did you fan my face so big! ?

Husband:? Didn't you say you were going to take a close-up

Wife:? Idiot, come to Byrd. ?

Husband:? I see. ?

Wife:? Let you film me and Huahai, why do you want to film me squatting in Huahai and taking a shit? ! ! ?

Husband:? Alas, I can't help it if you have a big face! ?

I bought a washboard and a feather duster during my holiday these days. I wanted to tidy up, but my husband was very obedient. . .

Lao Li went out to work, and his daughter-in-law planted a pine tree in front of the door.

A few years later, he came back, looked at the tree and said that it grew well.

His wife: Yes, it is evergreen all the year round.

4, weak and thin from childhood, always being bullied outside. When I grow up, I married a tough daughter-in-law. I feel very gratified: my mother no longer has to worry about being bullied outside. . . I'm only bullied at home now.

My wife asked me: If there is a next life, do you want a daughter or a son?

I thought of my son, a bear who is poor and loves fighting at school, and said without hesitation: I want a daughter.

Pa, my wife hit me in the mouth and said, do you still want to find a lover in your life? . .

Me. . .

6. Ask your husband: What if a fox haunts you?

He stood up, pinched his waist, pointed to the air and said, don't show off in front of me. Stay away from me. Fox, I tell you, my wife is a pig, but she is very strong. You can't beat her. ?

After listening to my words, my face turned black.

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