Humorous sentences that make fun of drunkenness

1. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.

Qianshan always loves thousands of waters and drinks less.

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

Everyone is close friends when they get together. I'll have two comfortable glasses first.

5. Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.