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It’s popular that you forget to take your dog with you while walking. Have you ever tried such a ridiculous behavior?
I planned to go out to walk my dog, but I forgot to take my dog ??with me. I walked myself with a leash. This scene is very funny when I think about it. There are always many very funny and nonsensical things happening in life. You Have you ever attempted something so ridiculous?
I am a very careless and careless person in life. I don’t pay special attention to many small details in life, so I often make jokes in life. Now that I have grown up, I will I deliberately restrain my words and deeds, but I still think of many interesting things from my childhood.
Once when I was in the 3rd or 4th grade of elementary school, a new canteen opened near the school. There were many fun things in it that children especially liked. When I was a child, I had very little pocket money, so it was hard for me to buy it. Pao, I asked my mother for fifty cents. On the way to school, I was thinking about how I should spend the fifty cents. Unknowingly, I forgot to buy something and went directly to the door of the class. When I came to the door of the class, I I was still thinking about buying something, and saw that the teachers and classmates in the class had already done it. My brain reminded me that it was time to report, but the sentence "Buy something" popped out of my mouth. The classmates burst into laughter, but I was still in a particularly confused state, and then I woke up.
Another thing happened to my best friend. It was when she was in junior high school. Many teachers took their children to live in the school, so there were often many children in our school. , once my best friend didn’t eat for two whole days because she didn’t have enough living expenses. She saw a child eating biscuits there, so she went over to ask the child for biscuits with a shy face. The child was very reluctant to give it to her at first, so her best friend kept talking to the child. He said good things to the child and promised to buy her popsicles next week, which finally convinced the child. My best friend finally got a cookie left by the child, and later became very good friends with the child.
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