Funny things that don’t go on holiday. Funny things that don’t go on holiday.

1. After the Mid-Autumn Festival, I just want to say this! National Day, wait for me sister, here I come

2. Do you know who I have always liked? If you don’t know, please look back at the first word I wrote.

3. We are all busy during the National Day holiday, so let’s be busy catching up on homework.

4. Behind every successful man, there is someone who is silently successful

5. Only when you stand in a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.

6. If you tell me to get out, okay, I’ll get out. I’m sorry to get away.

7. I want to get out of the misery as soon as possible, but I am so tired that I look like an old woman.

8. After the National Day, I took the test directly, then went to the sports meeting, then distributed test papers, then held a parent-teacher meeting, and finally I was done.

9. It’s noon on the hoeing day, so class is really hard. A small shabby book can last a whole morning.

10. Although I can't sing "Uneasy", I can take the stereo to your downstairs and play it for you.

11. To welcome the National Day, be civilized and do your homework.

12. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that there are candied haws biscuits, strawberry candies, chocolate potato chips, milk and toffee in a mess, but without you

13. It’s the National Day holiday, just another way of saying it and doing more homework.

14. Brothers spend money together if they have money, and go begging for flowers together if they don’t have money.

15. I thought I would have a vigorous review on the National Day, but ended up having a vigorous make-up homework.

16. If one day I leave, you must feel that the National Day has come early.

17. A family with "strongness" is stronger than a wealthy businessman.

18. As the saying goes: Rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests; but as the saying goes: The one closest to the water gets the moon first!

19. There are no rest days, and there are more than 10 hours a day, or I walked around and mostly stood while eating.

20. There are more than 700 million acnes in a year, and the number of acnes can circle the earth twice.

21. The National Day went so fast like a tornado that I didn’t even have time to write my homework.

22. If you love me, please raise your left hand; if you love others, please raise your middle finger.

23. We have to hold on even when we are tired, because we still have to live. How can we live without a job? My boss once said: Work is for living, but my life is all about work.

24. I don’t want to go to work for at least thirty days every month.

25. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Who do you blame if you don’t look good?

26. To put it bluntly, in one sentence, I just don’t want to go to work and I’m not in the mood.

27. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world. I wiped away my tears. We all have to go to work tomorrow morning.

28. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, when the flowers are full and the moon is full, people and families celebrate the National Day; on this beautiful day, I wish you happiness and always be with you!

29. No doubt, I am the lover of your dreams.

30. When I have money in the future, I will definitely buy 100 million cups of incense to see if I can circle the earth twice.

31. I come quietly, leave quietly, wave my dagger, and leave no one alive.

32. If you love me, be nice to me. Don’t fool around outside all the time. Consider my feelings.

33. Who said money can’t buy time? Network administrator, add two dollars! Who says money can't buy knowledge? Teacher, this is my tuition! Who says money can't buy love? Mother-in-law, this is my gift!

34. There is a man who, no matter what happens to you, will love you, love you, and pamper you as always. That man is your father.

35. After the Mid-Autumn Festival is the National Day, and after the National Day There is no hope anymore.

36. Commenting on your National Day homework in one sentence made my top student at my desk rude

37. When I return from the National Day, please also ask the representatives of each subject to be more considerate.

38. Don’t call your children little bastards, because from a genetic point of view, this is not good for parents.

39. Ah... I seem to smell the holiday.

40. I am a student with unlimited potential. I can finish the National Day homework in three hours, but this is a fucking passive skill and can only be activated on the night of October 7th

41 , Time is really precious, and the toilet is only a second away from being robbed by others.

42. How naive! I want to solve everything by fighting!

43. Isn’t it just National Day homework? It only took me half an hour to write my names on all the test papers!

44. National Day plan: sleep at home until you wake up naturally, sleep at home until you wake up naturally, sleep at home until you wake up naturally, if you have the same plan, change it.

45. I also come to work and sit down every day. It’s boring when I go to work, but I think it will be even more boring when I don’t go to work. It’s better to come to the company every day to consume.

46. I’m a hard-working office worker, but I only have three days off during the National Day holiday, Nimei!

47. The first thing I do when I go online now is to open my mailbox, hoping to receive greetings from afar.

48. Let the past go! Just because it was like that in the past doesn’t mean it will be like that in the future

49. Look in the mirror when you don’t want to go to work; look at your bank card balance when you don’t want to go to work; think about the new marriage law when you don’t want to go to work!

50. I love you, I love you very much, I love you very much, and here’s to my dear seven-day National Day holiday.

51. This is how relationships are. If you hurt someone else, no matter whether intentionally or unintentionally, there will always be someone to hurt you.

52. I think Women’s Day should be on the same day as National Day. Just as great!

53. I have been very tired from work recently. I wonder how all brothers and sisters are doing!

54. Look, there is a mountain in front of you. Don’t worry, it is National Day homework.

55 , I have lost my love, I have no thoughts, I have no fighting spirit, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to do anything.

56. Wine, candles, and feasts, what a wonderful New Year! The only thing missing is your wallet! Happy National Day, friends!

57. Without the slightest precaution or worry, the National Day is over

58. Growth means that even if you are so sad that you are about to die, you will still be the same the next day. Go to work.

59. The most painful thing in the world is to go to work. You resist it every day, but you have to do it every day.

60. Oh my God!!! Full make-up classes during the winter and summer vacations! Just a few days of rest!

61. Meet a girl with a personalized signature: She doesn’t know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but she hates doing laundry and cooking. tired.

62. I don’t want to go to work for thirty days every month.

63. I often don’t want to go to work, maybe I am too impetuous!

64. It’s not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we demand too much from the story!

65. I really don’t want to use my endless colorful vocabulary to attack your barren language.

66. How can I express my love for my motherland during the seven-day National Day holiday? At least fifteen days.

67. What gift will you receive on National Day? I'll get a bunch of homework!

68. Where did I make a hundred yuan today? I sold all my National Day homework

69. If you work hard on your homework, it will be the last day of National Day.

70. Every morning when I wake up, I think about my grandson quitting the job, and twenty minutes later he goes to work like a grandson.

71. When brothers are united, how can three thousand enemy troops stand up to me?

72. No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love, and the world is full of love.

73. Ah, I seem to smell the holiday. .

74. Going to work is hard, tiring, and miserable. It is better to join society B, go shopping without queuing, pay shopping fees, and collect protection fees.

75. A female man, pretending to be a lolita, showing off his cuteness, with a manly appearance but a soft heart.

76. You are happy on a hot day, it’s a special day Pay attention to your body, the gentle breeze is pure to you,! Happy National Day!

77. As long as it is not obscene, we are the mainstream!

78. How can I express my love for the motherland during the seven-day National Day holiday? At least fifteen days.

79. What is the situation when you talk endlessly at work but don’t want to say a word after get off work?

80. Fifty-six languages ??are combined into one sentence, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to go to work!

81. I once wanted to be a troubled boy, but I lived a regular life. for so many years.

82. Examination refers to the behavior of the perpetrator who destroys the body and mind of others in written form with the purpose of forcing others to read.

83. There are always a few days every month when I don’t want to go to work.

84. Because I won 5 million, I don’t want to go to work.

85. Warm reminder: Your balance during the National Day holiday is insufficient, please top up as soon as possible.

86. There are two major tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting something you don’t want.

87. There are two things you don’t have to miss: shit you pooped out and people you don’t keep in touch with. 88. Recently, I feel very depressed whenever I go to work. I don’t want to say a word, just I want to do mindless and repetitive work, but I feel like I can no longer think about problems, even the simplest questions. I feel like my thinking is frozen, and I feel very depressed. Personality Talk about Holidays Funny Talk about Holidays

1. - I don’t want to go to school during the holidays. —Going to school is too painful and I want to take a vacation. I’m so confused.

2. Oh, my God. What should I do? I’m feeling bored before the holiday. Is it a psychological problem?

3. It’s a holiday and I feel relaxed. The only regret is that I can’t see you anymore

4. The teacher is so kind to us. During the holiday, he lets us take our results back so that our parents can be "happy" with us

5 , It’s holiday, watch top students get admitted to key high schools, watch bad students date every day for love, look at me again, who am I?

6. Is there anyone who hasn’t eaten regularly since the holiday?

7. Why is Christmas not a holiday? Because it is not Chinese, so why is Xiami Chinese Valentine’s Day not a holiday even though it is Chinese? Because the school does not allow students to fall in love early. . .

8. On March 8th, the girls took the movie tickets issued by the company and went out in style. There were only a few single men left in the whole building...

9. We went there the day before yesterday It’s holiday! There’s no winter vacation homework! You haven’t taken the exam yet! Click here for no homework...

10. It is difficult to buy train tickets. Ten days before the preschool holiday, I went to the station to buy tickets. While queuing, I heard a brother ask the conductor if there was still a train to Shanghai. The conductor said calmly into the loudspeaker: The bus is available, but the ticket is gone.

11. My dear, I am in love with another girl. He is beautiful, white and tender, and has a good figure. Kissing her is like tasting delicious food. There will be a Dragon Boat Festival holiday in two days, and she asked me to bring her to meet you and wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

12. I did a lot of housework during the three-day holiday, and then watched three movies, namely "No One Survived", "Old Paoer" and "Pancake Man".

The unmanned drama is expected but still has the charm of a British drama. Lao Pao'er commented yesterday (it was about people born in the 5060s but it reflects the mood of the people across the country). I didn't watch Jianbing before it was released and now I'm aware of Dapeng. He is a good actor with a good heart, and Liu Yan is so beautiful. I think the drama that will eventually become popular is also the missing part in everyone's heart.

13. I hate Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day. I hate it when other people have holidays, but I still have to go to work. Hate, hate, hate, hate~~~~

14. Bang bang bang, have you heard the sound of heartbreak? There may not be a holiday on May Day. It was all broken on the floor

15. Since the holiday, I have been doing these boring things over and over again: After eating and sleeping | After sleeping and playing | After playing and eating | After eating and sleeping. . If you continue like this, you will probably become a lazy pig. . . .

16. In fact, there is nothing wrong with sleeping at home, doing homework, and playing on the computer during the holidays.

17. It’s a holiday, it’s the Chinese New Year, I’ve grown up, and school has started. You were lost and sad, only to realize that I have lost a lot

18. I finally have a holiday and no longer have to see so many falsehoods. I believe they are also happy

19. It is a holiday, Please give me a photo of you to put on my doorstep - to ward off evil spirits!

20. Damn it! No matter how much we grow up, we will still have a holiday this year!

21. All I can do in the days when you are not around is to pester my friends to be with them and hang out with them during the holidays. Only in this way will I feel the time

22. The classmate who worked hard during the summer vacation and became fat in vain! It's time to lose weight for your summer homework.

23. This is breakfast, lunch and dinner respectively. In the evening I went out shopping with my colleagues to watch a movie. I broke the rules and got a bowl of noodles. I only ate half of them. What a sin! It feels like my persistence has been in vain this day! When I go home for the holiday tomorrow, I feel like my mother will nudge me to death if I don’t eat, so I decided to change my diet, eat less and exercise more in the evening!

24. Today is Children’s Day, and I give you special permission: one day for biting your own fingers, one day for peeing in mud, one day for wearing a bellyband to show off, one day for leaking food, give yourself a day off from work, and cry whenever you want. , just laugh all day long if you want! Have a good holiday

25. It’s so annoying! I miss my baby so much. When do you have a vacation? I will take my baby over to play with me, but the hard-hearted husband says that the economy is not good, but the baby also wants to come, and he and I are disappointed and heartbroken every time.

26. I want to go to school and want to go to school. I want to go to school during the holiday. Won ↘

27. I want to go to the sea during the National Day holiday, but I have no one to accompany me.

28. The holiday is coming soon, and my transcripts have to be sent. I am so bad at school, my parents want to know.

29. I hate holidays because I won’t be able to see the person I love during holidays...

30. Is there anyone like me who can only study when he is studying? I didn’t know what day of the week it was until I had a holiday.

31. Before the accident, he asked his mother for 300 yuan and planned to go out to play during the weekend. Until he left this world, the money was still on his clothes.

32. School is a place where people pay money and are slow to take vacations.

33. I announce a message: "The students in the second grade of junior high school will have vacation in a few days." "You will graduate in one year."

34. I played LOL today. After playing, I found that the primary school students were on holiday again. .

35. "Life" is - get out of class is over; school is over; vacation is over; graduation is over; enough fun; old age; regret; death.

36. It’s almost the Chinese New Year, and I don’t tell you which day the holiday will be. I’m worried about it every day. It’s really hard to go home. I have the CET-6 exam tomorrow afternoon, and I haven’t finished any questions. I have to have a welcome party tonight, and I have to do it again. Arrive very late.

37. Wine, candles, and feasts, what a wonderful New Year! The only thing missing is your wallet! Happy National Day, friends!

38. It’s a holiday, why can’t I fall asleep suddenly?

39. The eight-day National Day holiday cannot express our love for the motherland.

40. "Boss, is there a holiday for Qingming Festival?" "Why not! It's a festival for the dead, and all living people have to work!" "Okay."

41. Me I like going to class, but I hate listening to lectures. I hope there will be no holidays, no graduations, no teachers, and the school will be our world

42. During holidays, I happily accept blessings from others, but I am embarrassed to refuse when teachers send homework during holidays.

43. Every time the teacher says that you have a lot of homework and vacations this semester and need to study hard, then isn’t it you who talks nonsense every time? .

44. [Give me the courage to forget him during the holidays]

45. Working hard without a holiday on May Day is the most glorious.

46. - I went home from vacation and got my mobile phone and waited for the 11 o'clock night traffic girl to show up and let me take a look.

47. The pure meaning of a holiday is to change a place to do homework.?

48. Happy Dragon Boat Festival ~ What the Dragon Boat Festival wants is rice dumplings ~ what it wants is a holiday ~

49. It’s not good at all to be on vacation. It’s no different from school. I just changed my homework in another place. 1031893373

50. “Mom, it’s half past seven, why didn’t you call me? ! I'm going to be late! ""Aren't you on vacation after graduation?" Funny words about vacation

1. When the winter vacation comes, I just have to wait for the mountains of homework.

2. The teacher is not cool or helpful at all, and he assigns so many homework.

3. When dating Mr. Winter Holiday, there will always be a mistress named Winter Holiday Homework.

4. Sorry, my homework is too late. We are not suitable, and the only one I love is him - Mr. Winter Holiday.

5. Copy homework and occasionally need to cut corners.

6. When I was working hard on my homework, I really wanted to pinch the head teacher to death.

7. Our challenge today is to chew Xuanmai chewing gum and write homework at the same time. After a while, there are so many homeworks that we can’t stop.

8. Shouldn’t you be worried about your winter vacation homework now?

9. Let’s break up the homework. I feel like we are not suitable.

10. I can’t burn out all the homework, and the teacher blows me off again.

11. I learned how to swear, learn puppy love, learn to compare, learn to be rebellious, and learn to copy homework. Do you know where it is? It's at school.

12. Teacher, I don’t want to do my homework. That’s not cool at all.

13. Every time I do my homework, I automatically skip a question I don’t know, but this jump is like chewing Xuanmai, and I can’t stop at all.

14. Homework mistress, please respect yourself, I am a person who has a winter vacation.

15. "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "It expands with heat and shrinks with cold." "Then why do you have the same amount of homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."

16. Ancestor, I will burn some homework for you and help me with the questions. If you have any questions, call our teacher over and ask.

17. When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there will always be a mistress called Winter Vacation Homework.

18. I originally had the urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one go. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

19. "What kind of person do you think I am?" "He is a person who ruins other people's winter vacation!"

20. Toss a coin: If it's heads, go online, if it's tails, go to bed. , stood up and went to do homework.

21. Some teachers are really happy. When I copy homework, she says, why should I copy other people’s homework? I might as well leave it empty. I hand it in empty, but she says I hand it in empty.

22. In fact, I don’t want to have a blind date with my homework, it’s all forced by the teacher!

23. These days, no one will believe you are a student if you don’t fall in love early, don’t be mean, don’t cheat, don’t be rebellious, don’t copy your homework, and don’t play with your mobile phone.

24. The homework is about to come to the fire. You just got into the fire. Can't you find a bigger fire? How can you burn all the homework with so much homework?

25. Use one sentence to describe our winter vacation: we passed the first day of junior high school, but we couldn’t pass the fifteenth day.

26. I originally had the urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one go, but fortunately I have strong self-control.

27. "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "It expands with heat and shrinks with cold!" "Then why do winter vacation homework have as much homework as summer vacation homework?" "The quality remains the same!"

28. Teacher, I’ve been saving my homework for the whole winter vacation, and I’m feeling emotional. Why don’t we just hand it in?

29. Homework mistress, please respect yourself, I am a person who has a winter vacation.

30. "What kind of person do you think Zongzong is?" "He is a person who specializes in ruining other people's winter vacation!"

31. I am really a carefree person. I just left during the summer vacation. I'm just thinking about winter vacation.

32. My winter vacation homework is like a concubine vying for favor, and I can’t wait to sleep with him. However, since the winter vacation, I have been diligent and caring for the people, caring about Potato and Tencent, and have not even stepped into the harem.

33. "Wow, it's snowing!" "No, it's God tearing up his winter vacation homework."

34. My favorite winter vacation and the school I hate the most I gave birth to a baby, called homework, and I was asked to raise it, ugh.

35. These days, I don’t have dozens of papers and seven or eight winter vacation homework books in my hand, and I am embarrassed to tell people that school is on vacation.

36. I broke up with me during the winter vacation, all because of that bitch at the beginning of school.

37. I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala on New Year’s Eve and burn my winter vacation homework to keep warm.

38. Homework is a breathing pain, and it lives in all corners of the winter vacation.

39. Mr. Zuo, I blame you. I have never been alone with Mr. Winter Holiday, and now Mr. Winter Holiday has broken up with me!

40. Sorry, my mother asked me to marry the school during the winter vacation.

41. School starts tomorrow, and those students who have not done their winter vacation homework yet will definitely achieve great things, because they are calmer than ordinary people, calm in the face of danger, and calm as water!

42. Winter vacation is my beauty, summer vacation is my beauty, why are you the light bulb between us?

43. New Year’s Day is over, and it’s time to get ready for the winter vacation.

44. "The summer vacation is over, what does it mean?" "School is about to start." "Wrong, it means the winter vacation is coming."

45. I want to raise a bunch of minions to help me with my winter vacation homework. Funny classic sentences for holidays

1. After breaking up, I will say I wish you happiness, but in my heart I always wish you would blow it off.

2. Come back immediately after the commercial!

3. Don’t doubt our distance, distance cannot produce beauty.

4. I look forward to the end of class when I go to class, and look forward to vacation when I go to school. I have always been very persistent in my goals.

5. The so-called holiday means that your family is being criticized, you have no money to go out, and you are very free every day.

6. When others hold hands, I will hold my dog ??for a walk and swim, and see who is unhappy and bites him twice.

7. Outside the Qingshan Tower outside the mountain, you and the mistress are going to jump off the building. I am shouting "Come on" from downstairs.

8. You will go offline as soon as I go online, and you will go online as soon as I go online. I am alive now, why don’t you die?

9. I would rather be fat and cute than be ridiculously thin.

10. If you imitate it like this, there is really no copycat spirit at all.

11. A black carbon said: I am very white, but I was dragged to a mental hospital.

12. Those who have money will support a money market, and those who have no money will go home and withdraw some money to support a business.

13. If there is affection in love, there must be adultery, and caring about love is purely nerve-wracking.

14. Barbers never understand the concept of cutting hair a little shorter.

15. I don’t wrestle with pigs for two reasons: first, it makes me dirty, and second, it makes the pig happy.

16. A quick look at you may not make you any good, but a closer look is worse than a quick look at you.

17. Life is so short, why should I embarrass myself and give you face?

18. The poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and losers play with computers...

19. I would rather be knocked down countless times while running than walk in a disciplined manner for the rest of my life. Even if you fall, smile boldly.

20. Sorry, there are too many shortcomings; if you find it annoying, please get out!

21. [It’s really going to be very tiring and it doesn’t matter if you don’t care. ]

22. When I was a child, my deskmate always said that I was too manly. I told him that if I can’t get married, I’ll look for you.

24. In the new semester, don’t stay up all night, don’t stay up late, read more, exercise more, learn English, and save money

25. Girl, don’t cry, the mistress will help you settle this kind of man .

26.- If you have a girlfriend who wants to marry me in the future, break up with her as soon as possible without wasting time. Let us two get to know each other well.

27. Please don’t say that I have changed. Am I your wife or your mother?

28. If one day you suddenly look back, will you bump into me awkwardly?

29. It’s okay to swallow your anger and say it. It’s better to say it gracefully.

30. If you often walk by the river, your shoes will get wet. Since your shoes are wet, you might as well take a shower.

Funny classic holiday sentences 2

1. During the May Day holiday, flowers are dedicated to the hardworking people.

2. Teacher, I don’t want to do my homework. That’s not cool at all.

3. New Year’s Day is over, and it’s time to get ready for the winter vacation.

4. I broke up with me during the winter vacation, all because of that bitch at the beginning of school.

5. In fact, I don’t want to have a blind date with my homework, it’s all forced by the teacher!

6. China’s holiday principle – what is owed must be paid back!

7. Teacher, you haven’t told us the exam papers for graduation day yet.

8. Checking the score is more stressful than confessing, and finishing the check is sadder than falling out of love!

9. The summer vacation is really short, and it was gone in two aunties.

10. For us, vacation means doing homework in a different place.

11. When I am on vacation, it does not mean that I am awake; when I am at school, it does not mean that I am awake.

12. What is the thing you are most proud of? Of course it is my summer homework. I raised it in vain.

13. I really can’t stand hearing some people say, “I’m going to kill my head teacher with my summer homework” as if he can move it.

14. If you have a fever during the holidays, you will insist on surfing the Internet. If you sneeze during class, you will think it is late-stage cancer.

15. I hate holidays and having too much homework. That’s just an excuse. It’s just because I can no longer see you every day. Don’t you understand this?

16. "Holidays are the best time to surpass your opponents" "Nima, I never do such sneaky things..."

17. Summer is both a gas station and a The final stop for checking for missing information and filling in gaps is a good time for parents and children to communicate.

18. "The summer vacation is over, what does it mean?" "School is about to start." "Wrong, it means the winter vacation is coming."

19. These days, I don’t have dozens of papers and seven or eight winter vacation homework books in my hand, and I am embarrassed to tell people that school is on vacation.

20. The disappointed eyes of parents, the mocking words of friends, and the scolding of teachers will all bloom in this July.

21. I blame you for my homework, I have never been alone with Mr. Winter Holiday, and now Mr. Winter Holiday has broken up with me!

22. "My Nokia is broken." "How is that possible?" "I accidentally put it under my winter vacation homework."

23. Yesterday, my classmate asked me about my homework. No, I said, it’s only a few days off. What homework should I write? It turns out school is about to start.

24. Three years ago, none of us knew each other and walked into the same classroom. Three years later, everyone knew everyone and went their separate ways.

25. From school to vacation, from school uniforms to pajamas, from textbooks to comics, from ponytails to disheveled hair, these are students.

26. Summer vacation is here, stress has evaporated easily, happiness has dissolved worries; happiness has disintegrated melancholy, and joy has eliminated helplessness.

27. If you are doing military training, it will be a sunny day; if you are on vacation, it will be a rainy day; if you work hard on homework, it will be the day before school starts.

28. Summer vacation is here, and the four masters and disciples of Tang Seng couldn’t help complaining: Emma, ??summer vacation is here again, and we have to go to the West to obtain scriptures again.

29. You exist in my stay up late yesterday, in my nights, in my dreams, in my all-nighters. Goodbye, my summer vacation.

30. I have a skill that can finish my summer homework in two days, but this skill will not be triggered until the last two days.