Whole-person language trap chat routine cuts fingers

Whole-person language trap chat routine cuts fingers

Everyone will have all kinds of emotions and emotions when their fingers are cut off. Different periods have different definitions of emotions and emotions, including the emotions after the whole person. Let's share the chat routine of the whole person's language trap.

Finger cut 1 1, "Why can a compass draw a circle" and "Because,,, its heart has not changed"

Tell me when you think about it. ""I didn't think it over. I was thinking about you. "

3. Can you watch your step in the future? ""I have to bump into my heart. "

You look like one of my relatives in particular. ""Who do you like? " My mother's son-in-law.

5. You are good at holding dolls. Not so good. Then why do you hold my heart tightly?

6. Q: Do you feel heavy behind my back? A: Heavy, the whole world is on me.

7. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

8. Guess where my heart is? ""it must be to the left. " "The fault is on your side. "

9. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

10, can you help me wash things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

Do you know the difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

12, you must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Otherwise, why do I want to bubble up as soon as I see you?

13, "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"

14, it is said that women have nothing to eat, but I don't think I am. What are you? I made it for you.

15, I have bad news for you. ""What bad news? " "My idea of you is not simple. "

16, do you like to get rich? Yes, but I don't like it. Why? Because I like to hug you.

17, "What have you been doing recently?" "Eat all the time." "I have been eating so thin." "Waiting for you every time,,,"

18, "I feel selfish." "Where is selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."

19, "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for a lifetime!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

20.do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?

The language trap of whole-person dialogue Tik Tok

1, did you see the heartbeat? Do you know how I feel about you? Heartbeat.

2. When the snowflake comes, my heart is still empty. Will you come?

3. When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours!

Your past may not have me, but I hope my future will not have you.

5, you are still young, I can't bear to fall in love with you.

6. No matter how tired, bitter and painful you are, it's just to make you like me.

7. The two warmest words in the world come from your mouth. Good night.

8. Without you. Life is like a walking corpse, a cigarette and a glass of wine doesn't matter.

9. If you like, I like you. You don't want it, I have an unrequited love. Would you?

10, nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

Whole-person Language Trap Chat Routine Finger Cut 2 First, chat whole-person language trap

1, "There is no north and south in the upper part, and nothing in the lower part"

"I'm not a thing"

2. "Do you think I'm stupid?"

"yes"

"Then I am your brother."

"must"

"Then please call me brother"

"Good brother" and "good son"

3. "I have Giddens Ko and lost one."

"How many more?"

"Baba" (Baba = Dad)

"My son is really good."

4. "The roaring dog is a fairy in the sky."

"What's next?"

"I am a dog."

5. "Have you heard the story that the tortoise said no?"

"no"

6. "Don't be angry, I'll bark like a dog for you."

"Oh, great."

"Oh, great."

"Aren't you barking like a dog?"

"This is not learned?"

"[Eat] shit"

"I will show you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a dog."

"I am not a dog! ! ! "

"Look, forget it."

"roll"

7. "It's so boring, let's play a game."

"Well, what's the game?"

"I praise you, how do you praise me?"

"yes! You go first. "

"You are so beautiful."

"You have a good eye."

8. "Do you think it is naughty for boys to paint their nails?"

"Damn it!"

"hey"

"Mom's here, good son."

Second, the whole routine of chatting.

1: The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you get fat. Then I'll eat pork. Oh yeah!

I heard that eating garlic can prevent swine flu, which makes sense. Think about it: if you eat garlic, others will think you have a taste and won't come near you, and the swine flu virus can't come near you! Haha, don't forget to pack two cloves of garlic before you go out!

3. "I originally wanted to wander the rivers and lakes and live a carefree life." "Now, I will come back after seeing you ..."

4. "Do you know why I like you?" "Because I am cute, charming, beautiful, generous, gentle and considerate?" "I like the way you lie without blinking."

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart, and falling in love with you is my happy choice; Pursuing you is the starting point of my happiness; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person!

6: Does the ear itch? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? That means ... stop joking. You have lice. Take a bath!

7: "I feel so selfish" and "I don't give other girls the opportunity to pursue me"

8: "You are so annoying" and "Running around in my head every night keeps me awake at night"

9: "Thank God for letting us meet" "It can't be said to be a miracle" "But at least it is an act of God.

10: "I'm sleepy" "Then sleep" "Why sleep? I am trapped by love and you! "

Finger-cutting 3 1 for the whole language trap chat routine. Q: "You say, who are our father and son?" The other person will definitely answer, "Of course it's my father and your son!" The result of the routine is that "my dad" is "your son", which means he is your grandson. )

2. Q: "Have you ever heard the story of a fool saying he doesn't know, a fool nodding and a fool shaking his head?" The result of the routine is that whether he answers "I don't know", "shaking his head" or "nodding", he will follow your routine. )

3. Q: What would you do if there was a 1 booth in front of your house? Option 1: surprise, option 2: alarm (routine result: option 1 means "eat a catty" and option 2 means "hug Baba")

4. Q: "Are you my best friend?" The other party's affirmative answer: Yes, you answer: It is said on TV that dogs are man's best friends (routine result: you are a dog! )

5. Q: "Do you think boys who paint their nails are not girls?" The boy replied: Mom, you answered: "Hello, mom is here, my son is good!" " (Routine result: Call your mother! )

6. ask, "the roaring dog is a god on earth, so what's next?" Answer: I am a dog!

7. Q: "Let me ask you a question:' I have ten knives and I lost two. How many? Answer: Eight (father's homonym), you can say yes directly.

8. Q: "Let me ask you a short math question. What is 7+ 1? " You can just say yes. )

9. Q: "Do you usually wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand after going to the toilet?" The other person will definitely think about it and answer: "Right hand or left hand", and you will answer "We usually wipe our ass with paper" (he wipes his ass with his hand)

10, q: "What does the seller of a certain treasure call the customer?" The other party replied: kiss (just kiss decisively, this routine is suitable for couples! )

1 1, q: "I ask you a question, and you just need to answer whether you know it or not." The other party replied: OK. Are you asking, "Does your family know you are so stupid?" Whether he answered yes or no, he admitted that he was stupid. )

12, ask: "Say yes ten times" and then ask "Are you different from a pig? Answer quickly! " The other party "didn't" (meaning he is a pig. Many people are trapped by this routine. )

13. When asked "I'll give you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig", the other party replied "I'm not a pig at all". You replied, "Do you think you have forgotten now? The magic succeeded! "