The satirical classical Chinese is of poor quality.

1. The poem that satirizes this person's low quality is 1. Rats have skins, but people are rude. -The Book of Songs, Wind and Mouse, which was anonymous in the pre-Qin period.

Vernacular translation: Look at that mouse with skin, how can it be rude?

2, the behavior is unreasonable, and I am afraid to read the article if I play badly. -Cao Qingxue Qin's "Dream of Red Mansions" for the third time

Vernacular translation: activities do not conform to secular etiquette, stubborn personality is not good, do not like reading.

3, strong women in business do not know the hatred of national subjugation, but also sing flowers across the river. -Tang Du Mu's Bo Qinhuai

Vernacular translation: The singer doesn't know what the hatred of national subjugation is, and she is still singing the jade tree flowers across the river.

4, eyes grow in * * *, only recognize clothes and not recognize people. -"Yong Zhen" by Wen Qing Yingjiang

Vernacular translation: Like a needle, the eye is on * * *, of course, you only know clothes but not people.

5, the mouse has a body and people are rude; If people are rude, Hu will not die? -The Book of Songs, Wind and Mouse, which was anonymous in the pre-Qin period.

Vernacular translation: It is impolite to be a man when you see a mouse with a body. If you don't behave yourself, don't hesitate to go to hell.

2. Ask for a preface to satirize others' classical Chinese mourning [Tang] Liu Zongyuan

original text

Always self-sufficient and good at traveling. One day, the water was so fierce that five or six people left Hunan by boat. Zhongji, if the ship is broken, it will do. One is to do your best and not be different. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. What are you going to do now? " Yue: "I have 1000 yuan, which is heavy. Let's talk about it later. " He said, "Why not go there?" No, shake its head. It is beneficial for the time being. The man who saved himself stood on the shore and shouted, "You are so stupid and secretive, you are dead. How can you afford it? " Shook his head again. Drowned. I mourn it. And if so, do you have to drown the big goods to protect yourself? So I wrote "mourning".

translate

Yongzhou people are good at swimming. One day, the river surged, and five or six people crossed the Xiangjiang River by boat. When crossing the river, the boat broke down and everyone began to swim. One of them tried to swim, but he couldn't swim far. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. Why are you behind today? " He said, "I have a thousand pence wrapped around my waist, which is very heavy, so I am behind." The companion said, "Why not throw it away?" He didn't answer and shook his head. After a while, he was more tired. The man who had swam over stood on the shore and shouted, "You are stupid and ignorant. You will drown. What do you need money for? " He shook his head again. So he drowned. I feel very sad about this. If so, wouldn't Italy drown a big man? So I wrote "mourning".

meaning

This article satirizes those who are blinded by interests in the world, and then warns some greedy people that if they don't wake up and look back, they will die in vanity fair. But it also tells us that no amount of money is useless.

"Mourning" means mourning for the drowning person. The reason for saying "mourning" is because the author laments that drowning people can't wake up until they die. His greed for money made him lose care of his life, which made the author feel that "Italy drowned a big man", thus expressing his concern and irony for those who were greedy for fame and fortune in officialdom!

By telling the story that a swimmer who was always the best swimmer was drowned because he couldn't afford money, the preface to mourning for the past satirized the ignorance of the world's love for money and warned them that if they didn't wake up suddenly, they would be buried in vanity fair. Those who are insatiable and fall into the eye of money would rather give up their lives than lose money. "Money is a foreign thing." We should not attach importance to money.

Writing Characteristics of Preface to love the water Wen

Writing characteristics.

(1) The preface to mourning for the past is characterized by the combination of positive description and side contrast, which mainly depicts the mentality of drowning people who want money rather than life, making the full-text narrative quite refined and the characters very vivid.

The positive description mainly starts from three aspects: first, the action description, "trying to be unusual", implies the burden of money; Second, the language description, "I have 1000 yuan, which is very heavy, but it is later", shows that he knows that the key is money, but he is still unwilling to give up; The third is the expression description, twice "you shouldn't shake your head", indicating that you want money and don't despair.

Side foil also starts from three aspects: first, contrast, "a good swimmer is the best", being pointed out by others that he is always good at swimming, thus comparing his abnormal behavior of "doing his best" today; The second is comparison. He drowned as the best swimmer, compared with those who were not as good as him and could reach the other side safely. The third is to expose his ignorance from the side with the call sign of "self-help".

3. The satirist deceives people. Original text: Today, ping fu and Curie Lane are envious, and the wine and food games compete. They laughed, shook hands, exposed their lungs and liver, pointed to the sky and cried, swearing that life and death would not be negative. If it is true; Once you have a small interest, it's like hair, if you don't know it.

If you fall into the trap, you will be rescued by different hands, pushed back and hit the stone again. This is suitable for animals to do things that Yidi can't bear, while people think they can do it.

Han Yu's Epitaph of Liu Zihou: Today, some people in the neighborhood admire and please each other. Some people often eat, drink, talk big, smile as much as possible, express their willingness to live under each other's hands, shake hands, show each other the shape of their liver and lungs, and point to tears, vowing not to abandon their friends regardless of life or death, which is almost as credible as truth. Once you encounter a small conflict of interest, as small as a hair, you will turn your face and deny people. When a friend falls into a trap, he won't reach out to save him. Instead, he will take the opportunity to push him and throw stones down. There are such people everywhere! This should be something that even those animals and savages can't bear to do, but those people think they have a way.

4. Ask for an article that satirizes others in classical Chinese, in which a monk serves tea (classical Chinese).

Original: A monk in Lingyin Temple, named after tea, is good at playing with mortar. But a few teas are saved, and the guests always think they are ripe; Its top-class, non-distinguished guests and people who know the taste have services. One day, when a senior official arrived, the monk bowed very respectfully, took out good tea and cooked it himself, hoping to win praise. Your official is silent. Confused, the monk went in with the best cooking skills. The wine is exhausted, no praise. The monk bowed eagerly and said, "Where's the tea?" Your official held up a lamp and said, "It's very hot."

There is a monk in Lingyin Temple. He is famous for his tea ceremony and is proficient in tea sets. Moreover, his tea collection has several grades, and different teas are cooked for him according to the dignity of the guests. If he is not a noble person or a person who knows tea, the best tea will not be given to him. One day, a distinguished guest came, and the monk respectfully gave him good tea and made tea for him himself, waiting for the guest's praise. The distinguished guest remained silent. The monk was puzzled and took out the best tea for the guests. The tea is almost finished. The monk couldn't wait, so he bowed down and said, "What's the smell of this tea?" The distinguished guest held the teacup in his hand and said, "It's a little hot."

Ironically, flatterers and guests are uneducated.

Use classical Chinese to describe a person with low quality and no virtue, who is addicted to the world and does not avoid commodities to enrich his room. I don't know if I'm tired for myself, so as not to accumulate. Even if you are lazy, you will be abandoned, and if you migrate, you will get sick. If you can afford it, but you don't like it, you will respect your position and get a lot of money, but you will be insatiable, so that you will be close to danger and you will not know how to quit before you die. Although its shape is big, its name is also named, and wisdom is a bug. It's enough to mourn your husband! (Selected from Liu Zongyuan's Biography of Slugs in Tang Dynasty)

Translation:

Now those insatiable people in the world, when they see money, don't avoid it and use it to increase their property. They don't know that wealth and commodities have become their own burdens, but they are afraid that the accumulation of wealth is not enough. When they collapsed due to negligence, some were dismissed from office, and some were exiled to remote areas, which was considered as suffering. If they are used, they don't think about repentance. They think about improving their status and increasing their wages every day. They are insatiable and almost fall to their death. They see those who commit suicide because they are desperately corrupt officials, and they don't know how to learn from them. Even though they look huge and are called "people", they are as knowledgeable as bugs. It's so sad!