Ren Lei's qq mood quotations are finely crafted.

1, according to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy.

If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.

3. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate!

Get off the line at midnight on time, or the princess will turn back into Cinderella.

6. Genius: It turned out to be trampled out by others every day.

7. I'm a traditional woman, so I've always supported polygamy.

8. Love won't last long until it falls into the real life of dressing, eating, sleeping and counting money.

9. If I can't help you, I can at least accompany you. This is love.

10, there is a little wolf. Oh, he was born a vegetarian instead of meat. His parents are very worried. As a result, my parents were very pleased to see the little wolf chasing the rabbit one day. Then the little wolf grabbed the rabbit and said, "give me the carrot!" " !

1 1. If you don't love me, I will be old.

12, it's nothing to miss someone when you are lonely. But if you miss it when you are busy, it will be different.

13. Go your own way and say who you want.

14, I am poorer than the poor lower middle peasants.

15, I envy her. I can go clubbing after I get hurt. I envy him so much. I can soak three after the injury.

16, I am a traditional man, so I have always supported the system of three wives and four concubines.

17, I once had you, and it hurts to think about it.

18, learning will not forget, so we have to pretend to have amnesia.

19, half smiling face, half tears, you only see my brother's cross section.

20. What should you do if you are liked by many people? I like it.

2 1, several functions of rice denial: first, soliloquize. Second, release information. Third, ask for help. Fourth, make friends. Fifth, the inspiration record. Sixth, visit and study. Seven, crosstalk. Eight, post-it notes. Nine, the net picks the collection.

22. Buddha said that a person's life is between breaths. I feel ashamed to hear that, because my life is still entangled in QQ.

23, elite, as fine as an eagle.

24, can be applied for three days, when sit up and take notice!

25. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be crowded.

The qq of shocking people talks about mood.

The qq of shocking people talks about mood.

1. The ideal of meat is the life of Chinese cabbage.

2. People have a big background, and I have a big background.

You told me to get out, I got out, you told me to come back, I'm sorry, I got out!

4. Yue Lao, can Nima stop using inferior red lines to help me get married? It breaks occasionally. What the hell?

5. Psychological activities of underage pregnant girls; My mother will kill me! Psychological activities of the fetus; My mother will kill me!

6. When I get married and hold a wedding reception, I will make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and those women I don't know, and then propose a toast one by one.

7. Missing is a disease. Fortunately, you are ill, and so is he; It's a pity that he recovered, and you can't afford to cure a disease.

Please don't harass, because I am harassing others.

9. No house, no money, no car, no looks, no figure, no temperament, no education, no diploma, no talent, no woman, no experience, no grades, no identity, no background, no creativity, no career and no death.

10. The teacher always told us not to lie, and taught us to lie as soon as we came to check.

1 1. It's not that I'm dissolute, but that I can't find the direction of reservation.

12. There is no speed these days, and even eating shit can't keep up with the heat.

13. Whether it is sunny or rainy, it is a good day to sleep in a cage.

14. My girlfriend asked me to give her more privacy, so I registered her with an extra QQ.

15. The geese fly south, forming a "one" for a while and a "person" for a while. I want to cry, even these stupid birds are laughing at my being single.

16. I can't find you in Baidu, so I have to go to sogou!

17. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

18. Time raped the past, leaving the seeds of evil, called memory!

19. The snowman's greatest wish is to eat hot pot once.

20. When one 250 meets another 250, it will suddenly become self.

2 1. Son, wait for me. I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

22. If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

23. I think the earth is too dangerous. I want to go back to Mars.

Shocking funny quotations

1 I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck with bangs and bangs.

2. I'm a small veterinarian, and I brag to young people.

3, others hand in hand, I take my dog for a walk and swim to see who is not happy to bite.

There are fewer and fewer important people, but those who stay are more and more important. At the age of 77, my family was poor. I can't afford a bike, so I go to school by taxi every day.

5. The teacher said after class: Is there anything else you don't understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have this time?

6. It won't affect you? I will cremate you.

7. I just received a text message from my girlfriend. She said she was going to break up with me. When I was sad, she sent another short message: Sorry, I sent it wrong.

8. I'm not happy at first. If I am unhappy, I won't study. If I don't study, I will be very happy. If I am happy, the day will pass.

9, mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat.

10, the so-called portrait of a couple is to take a couple apart.

1 1. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a hundred-dollar bill, press "ctrl+c" and keep "ctrl+v".

12, Thunder, do you get happiness by downloading?

13. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

14, youth is a tragedy.

15, I kept the chastity of 17, and finally last night ... I became 18.

16, a woman redder than a red diamond fell in love with a man redder than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.

17, don't think you send text messages in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

18, there are always 30 days in a month when I don't want to study, and this feeling is strongest in February.

19, Grandpa said: After watching the news broadcast for decades, I didn't see the finale.

20. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

2 1, a period of the past, some people lived in a grave.

22. Man is a noun of "base" and "base" is a verb of man.

23. The biggest tragedy in the world is that you were killed by salt when the radiation didn't come.

24. Remember, parents love you the most in the world. Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to pS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

25. My name is God. My nickname is Jesus. The English name of God is Tathagata.

26. Oh, are you too busy to go to the bathroom by yourself?

27. I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

Don't cry at my grave. Dirty my path of reincarnation.

29. The whole youth is used to review youth, and the whole life is used to doubt life.

30. Well, Mr. Zhang, you can't press CTRL+C on the home computer and then CTRL+V on the company computer. Not even the same article. No, no, it's not even an expensive computer.

3 1, if you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

33. What's the difference between buying lottery tickets and finding a wife? One is 25 to 7, and the other is 250 to choose a wife.

34. First, China is unhappy, so why is China unhappy? So, why is China unhappy? Why is China so unhappy? Why is China so unhappy? Why should I say that China is so unhappy? Why can't you say that China is so unhappy? How the fuck did I know China was so unhappy?

35. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

36. Say: When we are in the minority, we can test our courage; When we are in the majority, we can test our tolerance.

37. herding sheep in a hurry; Taurus, keep for a lifetime; Gemini, wandering all his life; Cancer, waiting for a lifetime; Lions are in control all their lives; A virgin, who has been preparing all her life; Libra has been weighing all his life; Scorpio is suspicious all his life; Shooter, playing all his life; Capricorn, struggle for a lifetime; Aquarius, dreaming all his life; Pisces, you don't know what you are doing all your life.

38. In the workplace, just like Conan, there is a domineering attitude that I let others die wherever I go.

39. When a cannibal went to work, the manager repeatedly told him not to eat his colleagues and agreed. A few days later, I couldn't help eating a detergent and was immediately discovered. The sentiment is: never eat people who really do things.

40. Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

4 1, always young, always act young, always ungrateful, always in tears.

42. Many times you are just someone's lover, not a lover.

43. Mr. Qian Zhongshu once commented on Ms. Jiang Yang, which was later regarded by sociologists as a model of ideal marriage: A Before I met her, I never thought about getting married. B has been with her for so many years and has never regretted marrying her. C never wanted to marry another woman.

44. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Personally, I think it will be "slow" on the Internet. The faster the information, the more you have to wait a few days for the facts to surface. There is no need to blame the first time and cry the first time.

46. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

Qq Ren Lei talks about it.

1, the explanation is a cover-up, and the cover-up is a story. 2, the photo is not called a photo, it is called a door.

There are two tragedies in life: despair and complacency.

4, love is a fart, people who don't fart will die!

5, can't bear it, just bear it again!

6. I buy adult tickets every time I go to the cinema, but I have never seen an adult movie in it.

7. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time.

8. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.

9. Missing is a disease. Fortunately, you are ill, and so is he; It's a pity that he recovered, and you can't afford to cure a disease.

10. What should I do after a long relationship?

1 1, someone: What to eat today? Me: whatever, someone:. I didn't order this dish casually.

12, come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!

13, there are no two inappropriate people, only a heart that doesn't want to be together.

14, a real master of XX, with weapons all over his body and venues everywhere.

15. The boy I once loved had the most handsome side face in the world.

16, can't sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

17. My face can smile kindly at everyone, but my eyes only smile at the person I like.

Life is like a pressure cooker. I know myself well when I'm under too much pressure.

19, even if it's mouth-to-mouth relationship, hold hands!

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

2 1, in the workplace, like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude, and let others die wherever you go.

22. You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not with me.

23, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

No one protects me. As a soft girl, I can only be a self-taught woman.

25. I called my date and she answered.

26. There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you. God replied: for example, the class teacher outside the window?

27, the teacher's classic lies, no matter good students or poor students, I treat them equally.

Silence is not that I am weak, but that I think you are not qualified.

29. If you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

30. I'm really busy recently, and it's hard to guarantee even one 16 hours of sleep!

3 1, the so-called online love is the legendary behavior that can take away people's virginity and fuck thousands of miles away.

32. I will scold anyone who dares to scold me for eating instant noodles without seasoning.

33, I also want to puppy love, but it's too late.

34. It's beautiful, but I want to study hard. This is the gap between me and Mingming.

35. When two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

36. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

37. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

38. Shake like this and roll like this.

39. Someone asked me, are you handsome? I said I was not handsome. He hit me and told you to lie.

40. It is not terrible to be lovelorn for 33 days. The terrible thing is that I have been lovelorn for 33 days and my period has not come yet.

4 1, the butt is a little connected, which is very nice.

42. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

43. I comfort myself every time I finish the exam. It's okay. Participation is very important.

44. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

45. God, Jesus, Buddha and Guanyin, give me some fun. I'm so bored.

46. In the same time and space, we each hummed a love song.

47. I will become dirtier in the future, not dirtiest, only dirtier.

48. Friendly reminder: The user's signature is too personal and is automatically blocked by the system!

49. I was pulled out before I could flirt.

50. I am happy for you if you are doing well, and I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.

5 1, the goal of life is: thin to the bone and die of heavy chest.

52, boss, first come to two pounds of true love, take it back to feed the dog!

Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

54. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy! Happy is happy, unhappy is happy.

55. No horror film can compare with the head teacher who suddenly appeared from the window.

56. When everyone is low-key, they can be high-key, but they can't be out of tune.

57. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

58. You were in my heart when you were thin, and then you got stuck when you got fat.

59. The old vine is a faint crow, the price of the school canteen is rising, the students are hungry and thin, the sun is setting, and they want to go home.

60, people can be romantic but not dirty, women can be romantic but not abortion!

6 1, I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen the ugly. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.

63, riding a white horse, not necessarily a prince, may be a Tang priest; Those with wings may not be angels, but bird people.

64. Now, what we can't get up is grades, what we can't get down is weight, what we can't get up and put down is chopsticks, and what we can't get in and out is quilts.

65. It is fashionable for fat people to feed thin people.

66. Snow White's story tells us that even if seven diaosi are very kind to her, they can't compare with a kiss from a rich and handsome man.

67, the lives of three women, a bunch of women series.

68. If you ever sang the praises of the dawn, please embrace the night.

69. I often see you on the bus, and you often see me. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

70. Performance ranking is such a thing. You are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.

7 1, don't think about your kindness to others, because no one will remember except you.

72. Go out, go out, and don't forget to come back when my anger is gone.

73. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

74. Buddha said that a person's life is between breaths. I feel ashamed to hear that, because my life is still entangled in QQ.

75. Does nine-year compulsory education only teach you to pretend to be forced? Are you confused, or am I fucking old!

76. Every time I take the elevator, hearing the door open is like being in a microwave oven, and sometimes there are acquaintances inside.

77. Believe it or not, I patted you on the wall and couldn't get it off.

78. If the fire engine doesn't come, the fire will go out.

79. Next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

80. It's none of my business. I went out to make soy sauce.

8 1, when I took the history exam, I had a heavy feeling inexplicably, because I was about to change history.

82.look at you! Looking at the back, I was anxious and turned my head to scare away millions of lions.

83. Time is used for wandering, body for loving, life for forgetting and soul for singing.

Life is so short, why should the result of an exam affect our mood?

85. There is nothing that can't be crossed, only something that can't be returned.

86. The real marriage law that can prevent divorce is: after divorce, the house belongs to the state.

87. As long as everyone hands in blank papers together, they will be the first. Why kill each other?

88. Women are actually extremely dangerous animals. Her beauty is not so much a protective color as a warning color.

89. The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she hasn't passed CET-4 and won't accept it in buddhist nun.

90. Be gentle when using you, but ruthless when abandoning you.

9 1, don't call me fat, I think you are jealous that I eat better than you.

92. Like me, I only go to school for a girl I like and have the motivation to learn.

93. Your body can't celebrate Children's Day, but your IQ can. Your weight can't pass Children's Day, but your height can.

94. Look at your five senses. This kind of art has caught up with the horror movie Emergency Room.

95. Turn yourself in to Altman, you monster!

Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.

97. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats.

98. Once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.

Since Einstein discovered the theory of relativity, there is nothing absolute in the world.

100, wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

10 1. If you can't turn red when I see you again, can you borrow some money?

102, two people together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding, such as: you ignore me, I will ignore you.

103, born, easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

104, I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

105, I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.

106, it takes thousands of years for a monkey to become a human, and it only takes a bottle of wine for a human to become a monkey.

107, I will keep walking until the water blocks my way, I am thirsty; Then sit and watch the rising clouds, dizzy.

108, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover!

109, life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

After breaking up, I don't expect anything. I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one.

1 1 1. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

1 12, the real warrior dares to face up to the beautiful girl and dare to face the bleak singles.

1 13, the apricot will not go out of the wall, and it will be resolutely pulled out.

1 14, hunger and thirst means that you are normal, but hunger and thirst for too long means that you must be distorted!

1 15, kindness means I don't eat meat when others are hungry.

1 16, no matter how well dressed, a brick will fall off.

1 17. My name is him in my girlfriend's mobile phone. After breaking up, I became it.

1 18, a successful man is: reassuring his wife, making his children happy and making his mistress comfortable.

1 19, I haven't seen such a beautiful person as you for a long time. You really look like my prince charming.

120, people who don't like me can add feelings to your heart, and I will be comfortable.