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Northerners eat crayfish with a spicy mouth.

Northerners have a sore mouth when they eat crayfish. They also have two huge and powerful front paws.

Eating shrimp helps to improve your mood.

3. If you are allergic, of course you should eat mango and lobster!

I didn't have feelings for crayfish before, but now I think eating crayfish is an expression of love in summer.

5. Interesting soul, interesting wine, interesting story, interesting you, beer lobster, my story is over.

6. On summer nights, cold beer and crayfish, we are all family.

7. Eat crayfish at two o'clock in the morning and feel that you should slap yourself when you sleep.

8. I think the so-called romance means taking me to eat crayfish, hot pot, skewers and maocai.

I really saw him eating crayfish early in the morning. I am so greedy that I covet his dinner.

10. In Amy's shrimp days, Dad made takeout.

1 1. Crayfish, so popular.

12. I think the so-called romance means taking me to eat crayfish, hot pot, skewers, maocai, well, that's it.

13. I like lobster, this one is with me, and this one is with me. Your mother can't eat now, you can eat for me!

14. Crayfish is delicious. Today, not only cucumber but also konjac was added. Tut tut, delicious on earth!

15. I confirmed my eyes. I am late. Fat crayfish, happiness.

16. It turns out that nothing in the world is eternal. White tea is nothing but waiting for the wind.

17. The lobster is so strong! Look! It wore dark armor and waved huge pliers, as if to show people its power.

18. Good-looking and delicious, and the collar fragrance is fresher.

19. People who lose weight really want to eat crayfish. Never mind, let's eat first.

20. The flowers on the other side bloom for a thousand years and fall for a thousand years. Leaves will never meet. There are no leaves if there are flowers, and there are no flowers if there are flowers.

I want to eat barbecue, hot pot, bullfrog, crayfish, turkey noodles, duck products, cold noodles, fried chicken, potato chips, roasted cold noodles, hot and sour powder, chicken feet, sausages, and everything.

22. As long as I eat crayfish fast enough, my weight can't catch up with me.

23. In the past, seawater was difficult to water, and spicy lobster was served with beer.

24. Amy's father, the food is still young, and the shrimp is delicious!

25. I miss my mother and Amy's father crayfish.

26. It was when I was eating crayfish that I fell in love with drunken ice crayfish and garlic crayfish this summer ~

27. The lobster looks cute, with some black spots on its brown-red armor, like a little soldier.

28. Let's eat spicy crayfish and drink beer ... It's summer, it's life, eating meat and drinking.

29. I really want to eat spicy crayfish that are peeled and strung.

30. Why do you wear white garbage bags to eat crayfish? I'm still laughing at my sister's hand slipping and the garbage bag died on the spot.

3 1. I like summer because there are crayfish there.

32. In this world, only good girls and crayfish can live up to it.

33. Me: If my stomach is uncomfortable, I will knock my head and want to eat spicy crayfish. Mom: But there is no spicy food or crayfish.

34. Eating crayfish is the passionate intercourse of spices and ingredients. The tongue can't stop and the mouth cheers.

35. Delicious garlic crayfish can make you feel the breath of summer in one bite!

36. Dad, Amy, enjoy the shrimp.

37. The happiest thing is to eat lobster without peeling it, but someone sends it to your mouth.

38. Dad, Amy, Art, you go home to eat shrimp.

39. As summer approaches, life is not just poetry and distance, but also lobster and beer.

40. I am really happy today. I ate cuto, drank nectar from poplar branches, ate crayfish, glutinous rice paste and ate a bunch of junk food. Thermal explosion, happy explosion.

Eating crayfish is too spicy to speak.

Eating crayfish is too spicy to say 1 sentence 1 in a circle of friends. I eat lobster, you peel it ... There are many stories in the town, which are full of our joys and sorrows.

2. Feel the nightlife, have a bite of midnight crayfish and cold beer.

Although I want to lose weight and keep a perfect figure, I forgot all about crayfish.

Although I want to lose weight and keep a perfect figure, I forgot all about it when I faced crayfish.

5. Amy crayfish is the most fashionable.

6. I have been eating lobster and shrimp in various ways every day recently. I feel that eating like this will mutate.

7. In this season, drinking beer, eating mutton skewers and eating crayfish have become delicious on the tongue of neighbors. Especially crayfish, people can't stop, and the more they eat, the more enjoyable they are.

8. I think the so-called romance means taking me to eat crayfish, hot pot, skewers and maocai.

9. As long as crayfish are still there, the world will not go bad.

10. If you love him, give her crayfish!

1 1. I didn't choose crayfish, but crayfish chose me. I'm amazing.

12. I want to eat thirteen fragrant crayfish! Crazy about crayfish! Every pore says I want to eat crayfish!

13. It's time to eat lobster again. I like lobster! It is no exaggeration to say! I can eat two Jin at a time by myself!

14. It's crayfish season again. Is your porridge slightly spicy, spicy, medium spicy, extra spicy or extremely spicy?

15. In Amy's shrimp era, dad was a takeaway.

16. It seems that the lobster season is coming ... What should I do if I don't get thin and swollen?

17. I ate crayfish for the second time in my life, and I want to eat it tomorrow. Just before closing, the goose rushed into the bakery and bought sausage buns.

18. I ate two crayfish meals and drank six bottles of beer, waiting for my friend to come to the rescue.

19. This summer, I ate lobster for the first time and Friedvermicelli, which I haven't eaten for a long time.

20. The weather is warm, so you can eat barbecue and lobster in the open air.

Eating crayfish is too spicy to say the second sentence 2 1 in a circle of friends. I have wine tonight. Do you have crayfish?

22. As soon as you enter the door, there is a tangy lobster smell.

23. I want to eat lobster at midnight ... I'm afraid I'm not crazy. I really want someone to ask crayfish out.

24. I can't walk after eating crayfish. I must lose weight from now on.

25. When the lobster was served, the surface was calm and the heart was already surging.

26. After confirming the eyes, the fat and beautiful crayfish came late and was very happy.

27. I fainted when I went home to eat lobster. . .

28. I have wine tonight. Do you have crayfish? If so, remember to pack it back.

29. When I want to eat shrimp, I have Amy's father.

30. Reward yourself for working overtime every day-daddy Amy crayfish.

3 1. Some people don't like crayfish. There must be no one who doesn't like such delicious food.

32. 13 Sweet lobster is one of many famous dishes in Huai 'an. Now, it has become a delicious food all over the world.

33. Lobster's head is very big, accounting for half of its body. There are two big tentacles on its head, which slide gently on the water.

34. The nth crayfish dinner this summer.

35. Summer is coming! Crayfish is in urgent need of life extension! Xia Nan Beiyang's signature Xia Nan Storm is delicious! Thirteen incense is also delicious!

36. Lobster season is here again. Today, we have a little mashup, crayfish sparerib soup.

37. Lobsters swim around in the water, waving pliers of different sizes, and everyone plays together.

38. Other people's summer air conditioning WiFi and mobile phones, my summer beer barbecue crayfish.

39. I was dragged out to eat crayfish while watching a movie in the rain at night. It should have been very unpleasant, but now it is very balanced.

40. Run around all day and insist on being a happy crayfish.

Make a statement about eating crayfish.

1. Crayfish are never empty. I ate about five kilos last time (although I feel that I may be short of two kilos).

2. In the season of eating crayfish, do it yourself, which is healthy and delicious!

I am hungry and sleepy, and I want to eat crayfish. Why do I want to go to Beijing to eat crayfish?

Every time I prepare to eat crayfish, my stomach is uncomfortable and unhappy.

I eat crayfish as soon as summer comes. Don't talk to me, all I have in mind is.

6. What I haven't done before, why should future generations enjoy the cool, and why should I make up for my guilt for future generations? Crayfish has lost its taste recently, and I'm so angry.

7. I especially want to eat hot pot, crayfish, spicy strips and snacks when I am in a good mood.

8. Why do I wear a white garbage bag to eat crayfish? I'm still laughing at my sister's garbage bag falling and dying on the spot.

9. Lonely again. No one will accompany me to eat crayfish in the middle of the night.

10. Crayfish should be eaten in summer ... Before making this decision, I took out my mobile phone, Baidu-Crayfish Garbage Classification. Answer: I am covered in wet garbage.

1 1. It turns out that eating crayfish without gloves is a capital crime.

12. Why haven't I eaten such delicious food before, eating crayfish until I get through it? Practice has proved that I still have to try more.

13. It was said that this was my first and last time to eat crayfish. It turned out to be delicious. Happiness is eating crayfish with people you like.

14. I really want to throw up. The frequency of eating crayfish is a bit high recently.

15. I gained more than 40 kilograms after giving birth to a child. Women should never have children easily. Then he wouldn't listen. There are still two months left. More than two months. You can surf, dye your hair, get a manicure, eat crayfish and lose weight.

16. Eating crayfish was refreshing for a while and always refreshing. Now my hands feel numb and spicy, and I want to chop them off.

17. The whole circle of friends is running, and only I am eating crayfish. Who gave me courage?

18. Eat crayfish at two o'clock in the morning and feel that you should slap yourself when you sleep.

19. I want to eat barbecue, hot pot, bullfrog, crayfish, turkey noodles, duck products, cold noodles, fried chicken, potato chips, cold noodles, hot and sour powder, chicken feet, sausage, and everything.

20. Yesterday, I scraped a pile of garlic to eat crayfish, and then every time I washed my face and wiped the facial cleanser with my hands, I could smell a smell of vegetables.

2 1. In order to eat crayfish, I was caught by pliers when peeling shrimp, and I was bitten by six or seven bags in the sink. The fire was a little big, and then I ate it and got pimples.

22. I wanted to eat crayfish late at night, so I opened Baidu search for "the harm of eating crayfish" and successfully killed my idea.

23. I know I have a bad stomach, and I don't need to eat crayfish. Blame the people who didn't stop me from eating crayfish.

24. I was dragged out to eat crayfish while watching a movie in the rain at night. It should have been very unpleasant, but now it is very balanced.

25. Eating crayfish for the first time has diarrhea. Now I'm eating crayfish for the second time, and I feel a little sick. I don't think the third immunization will work. Ha ha ha ha. I don't want to believe that crayfish are poisonous to me. Why is it so delicious?

Humorous sentences that eat crayfish and send friends to be praised by seconds

Eating crayfish and making friends circle are praised by seconds (I) 1. Lobster is too strong! Look! It wore dark armor and waved huge pliers, as if to show people its power.

Beer with crayfish is not very expensive, but it is good for the stomach.

3. Take a sip, it's delicious.

It's time to invite friends to eat crayfish again.

I know I have a bad stomach and I don't have to eat crayfish. It's the people who didn't stop me from eating crayfish.

6. The flowers on the other side bloom for a thousand years and fall for a thousand years. Leaves will never meet. There are no leaves when there are flowers, and no flowers when there are flowers.

7. The correct way to open in summer is crayfish madness.

8. Many people like lobster, but can all crayfish be eaten?

9. Give youth a release!

10. The lobster's head is very big, accounting for half of its body. There are two big tentacles on the top of the head, sliding gently on the water.

1 1. I want to eat lobster in the middle of the night ... I'm afraid I'm not crazy. I really want someone to ask crayfish out.

12. Summer is a time to eat crayfish and drink beer.

13. Love shrimp thinking, creation and life.

14. Lobster season is here again. Today, we have a little mashup, crayfish sparerib soup.

15. Last night I ate the first crayfish of this year. I'm so happy!

16. This lobster looks lovely. Brown-red armor is dotted with black spots, like a little soldier.

17. The reason why I still like to eat lobster is because I didn't wash it and I was very tired with lobster brush.

18. Eat it all at once.

19. 13 Sweet lobster is one of many famous dishes in Huai 'an. Now, it has become a delicious food all over the world.

20. As soon as you enter the door, there is a tangy lobster smell.

Eating crayfish and making friends are praised by the second humorous sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1. I love Australian lobster more than crayfish-Amy's dad crayfish.

22. There are not many people who use crayfish as afternoon tea, which is not very good and a bit capricious.

23. In the sudden summer, crayfish and beer are more suitable. Is there a lack of stories?

24. Delicious shrimp, no matter how busy you are!

25. When others are in a bad mood, they will eat a lot of desserts. I just want to eat a big pot of crayfish and smash my mouth with satisfaction ~

26. I dreamed of falling flowers in the idle pool last night and wanted to eat crayfish tonight.

27. Good dad Amy tried to make you popular!

28. The lobster season is finally here! ! I don't think I can stop eating dinner.

29. Amy's father crayfish: The quality of crayfish is natural, and Amy's father is telling the truth.

Recently, I have been eating lobster and shrimp in various ways every day. I feel that eating like this will mutate.

3 1. If you dare to eat crayfish, you must bravely face the weight of the next day.

32. On this day when I have to doze off at work, only a plate of crayfish can save me, or more.

33. In this season, drinking beer, eating mutton skewers and eating crayfish have become delicious on the tongue of neighbors. Especially crayfish, people can't stop, and the more they eat, the more enjoyable they are.

Lobster has a pair of big pliers, which are "weapons" for predation and self-defense. Lobster's body is segmented, and it seems to drag several carriages when crawling.

35. Think about Amy crayfish, my parents, before and after the flowers.

36. I really want to eat spicy crayfish that are peeled and strung.

37. A few glasses of cold beer, a few tempting dishes, a few pounds of crayfish, two or three friends, chatting and drinking at will, wouldn't it be beautiful?

38. Delicious garlic crayfish can make you feel the breath of summer in one bite!

39. We can never imagine the whole of life. At the moment, there is no wave in my heart.

40. As long as I eat crayfish fast enough, my weight can't catch up with me.