Funny and lovely qq space personality talk about 2020

1. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so my life is still incomplete after being fat for a while. If you don't reply to my message, you are a stinking pig. It's normal for me not to reply to your message. See which fairy is not busy.

3. When you are insomnia, you can't count sheep, but count sheep strings, one, two, three, four, and then you won't be sleepy and start to get hungry!

4. No matter how handsome you are, you should keep a low profile.

5. I hope the class will be over and the school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

6. A girl in Yangzhou broke up with her boyfriend because she found it was cash on delivery after receiving the roses. The man insisted that he didn't send flowers!

7. If you want to catch up on your homework a few days before school starts and secretly tear up some holiday homework, please raise your hand.

8. A female classmate is very black. One day, she suddenly wore a lady's skirt and met her on the road. Me: I'm dressed beautifully today, and I have black silk! She almost beat me to death. I swear to God, I really thought she was wearing black silk.

9. I was drunk and stumbled home last night. My girlfriend helped me to bed. Remembering a passage I read, I deliberately pushed my girlfriend away and roared: Don't touch me, I have a wife! Up to now, my girlfriend is still asking me if I am married and have a wife, and I will break up if I don't make it clear! Anyway, I went to pick out a gift. .

10. Now people should slow down, because there are still many things in life that we need to savor slowly. After saying his word, the PE teacher kicked him hard from behind: Run! That's bullshit！

1 1. The world is coming to an end. There's something I've been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.

12. It's not that I don't laugh, but it makes me laugh-_-!

13. Lying for the first time in life usually begins with writing a composition.

14. Why don't you buy me a cigarette and go to a nightclub?

15. Silence is better than many words; If I think too much, I will be sad. Fuck off, okay?

16. Some women wear stockings to look good. There are also some women wearing stockings, which shows that the quality is very good.

17. Don't try your best to grab a date with me. Don't worry, if you are two of a kind, I will definitely give you my dog goods.

18. God, come out and see the Tathagata.

19. Do you drink water or drink water or drink water? You choose!

20. Girl, there are no shop assistants after this village.

2 1. Whose name was engraved on the table that year? How are you now?

22. Don't care too much about what others think of you. The earth is still standing at your feet.

23. Life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

25. ipartment, if you don't come out, we will start school.

26. Come on, let me give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

27. A girl like me can't hold down her beauty without a little weight?

28. The lady is an unexplored Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.

I don't know about heat, but I cherish the long summer.

30. Don't despise me when nobility doesn't work. I'll give you a number plate, wait in line first, and then despise you when it's your time.

3 1. If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.

32. Crazy people with mental disorders are not terrible, but crazy people with normal mental health are terrible!

33. It is difficult for rich people to have no money.

34. After you left, I cried heartbreakingly; I won't sell this pig.

Don't pretend to love me in front of me, because everyone knows you are perfunctory.

Life is not bitter because we want too much, but because we can't let go of too much.

37. You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you can kill me!

38. Men can be ugly and have no money, but they must be coquettish.

39. You have the freedom to find any woman you want.

40. If the sky is sentimental and old, she doesn't love me and is worried about it.

4 1. I have been gentle all my life and only smiled for a beautiful woman.

Cute and interesting personality.

1. It's a simple question, depending on how you look at it.

My special function is that I can chat with different people in different tones at the same time.

3. Forget the past and start over.

Whenever you do something, you should think.

Not all apologies can get an insignificant sentence.

6.[ Try to refute when it hurts]

7. Love just bends over and pulls. That's all!

8.◇ヽ: I finally know how to eat Oreos. Why should I shake them first and then lick them? Because then no one will rob them.

9. Only those who say goodbye to the past with a smile can say hello to the future.

10. Actually, there is pure friendship between men and women. As long as one kills, he won't say anything, and the other will pretend to be forced to the end.

1 1. To the world, you may be only one person, but to me, you are the world.

12. Let silence replace all answers, just to see how much you know about me.

13. It was in front of my eyes, but it disappeared. This is the soundtrack of the sixth film. Just like your eyes. I love you. Come back to me quickly.

14. Strong confidence can defeat the devil from the heart and produce invincible courage.

15. The ideal road is always for people with confidence.

16. Time began to encourage and persuade people who loved deeply to let go-

17. Fantasy a few years ago, forgiveness a few years later. Treat a wound for a face.

18. There are too many liars in the world and obviously not enough fools.

19. Life is like swimming. If you stop fighting, you will sink!

20. A tree and a flower, under the bodhi tree, pass by and stand as a Buddha. This time, really really, I don't know you.

2 1. No one looks down on you, because others don't look at you at all, and everyone is busy!

22. There are many opportunities to say something, but I want to talk about it later. When I wanted to say it, I didn't have a chance.

23. Learning is the source of wisdom and morality is the foundation of career.

24. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, then to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to blue, and finally left me.

When I said I wanted to be a bachelor all my life, it was because I didn't think I would live long enough to get married.

26. There may be only one reason why we will make the same mistake, that is, the previous time was not painful enough.

27. One day, Xiao Ming failed in the exam, leaving a shadow in his heart and asking for the area of the shadow. Who can answer the question?

28. Beauty is wonderful. If it is bad, it is called experience. Life should be colorful!

29. There are always some songs that make us cry.

30. Those flowers in the past have blossomed beyond erase. Although it has fallen, it is a moment of eternal glory.

3 1. Don't hurt the person who loves you because of the person you love. Please don't. Never.

32. Forgive me for being expressionless but deeply in love with you, and forgive me for being inarticulate but really in love with you.

33. The past belongs to death, and the future belongs to oneself.

When you turn away, please don't say wish me happiness. Because my future happiness is my own business, not yours.

When you are needed, everyone knows that silence is golden. It's a lie when you are not needed.

The most effective capital is our reputation, which works for us all the time.

I love you with all my heart, but you don't care.

38. Girls don't feel that their legs are thick or that they are not beautiful. There is always a man who thinks it's not because he loves you.

39. How many people you thought would never betray you used your thoughts?

40. I don't want to take the exam (crazy ing)

4 1. We will never know how powerful we really are until one day we have no choice but to become strong.

42. One mistake is enough to make others forget all your goodness.

43. If, love needs language expression. So, how can dumb people fall in love?

44. Reach out and touch the frost on the glass, and the coolness will overflow your heart. Smile frozen, feel your strangeness.

45. Only by changing your attitude first can you change the height of life.

46. Your winter vacation balance is insufficient, please renew it at the Academic Affairs Office.

Qq signature is cute and cute.

1, if you can take a photo of your ID card and sell it, it won't be so ugly.

We pretend to be psychologists in front of our friends, but our own problems can't be solved.

I don't want you to see my tears.

From now on, I no longer expect anything, but cherish what I have.

There are only two possibilities of disappointment: choosing the wrong person or expecting something that should not be expected.

6. Great! My beloved teenager loves me deeply.

7. Only I can understand your charm.

8. Happiness is not what you think, but what you get.

9. I have long been used to being alone, and few people ask.

10. I knew it was so difficult to find someone, so I decided to kiss the doll.

I love you, which is by no means an understatement.

12, please make up a convincing reason before you convince me.

13, time is like noodles, and the sun and the moon are like pots.

14. Later, I met thousands of people who liked your eyebrows and your eyes, but didn't like your face.

15, give me a good night and let me know that it is difficult to have you tomorrow.

16, if there is next life, I must be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.

17, maybe I am just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.

18, the first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

19, does it mean that after two people have been together for a long time, their feelings will gradually fade away, and then they will forget each other after the baptism of time?

20, ask what the sky is clear, ask someone to add a pair of cotton trousers.

2 1, our aim is to put customers to sleep.

22. The difference between me and Telunsu is! I have low purity, and Telunsu has high purity!

23, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald!

24. Nothing can delay the time from work.

I'm really afraid that what I gave you was a heart and what you gave me was a knife. Friendship or love!

It is said that women are like water, so I learned to swim.

27. I don't usually walk, and the road I usually take is not an ordinary road!

28. The dead are often missed, while the living are often forgotten.

29. I like being with you very much. Very warm and comfortable.

I hate being put in a dispensable position. Do you think of me because there is no one to accompany you?

3 1, I support you with my whole life, I just hope your eyes stop flowing.

32. If cleverness is punished, I don't want to cut to pieces; If you can't get the soul, do you still care about intimacy?

Believe me, I am very low-key, Xixi, why am I so cute ~

Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

35. What is the head teacher? Is to ruin your friendship! Destroy your love again! Terrorists who don't leave your family alone!

36. I'm just a little stubborn, which can be called my advantage.

37. Say sorry to yourself, because what others do for themselves is very difficult.

The most distressing thing is not that you don't love me, but that I don't know how to love you.

39. I just want to leave two eyes before the residual light just to see you.

40. People struggle for breath, but what they force out is a piece of shit!

4 1, the sky is gray, the wilderness is vast, and the mentality of getting rich is too confused.

42, born to stay, born to be cute, born to be cute and confused ` (* _ *)!

43, time, old face, thin thoughts, buried love.

44. Love those who are kind to you and forget those who don't cherish you.

45. My computer is old and pure. When it comes to colored topics, you can't stand the black screen.

46. After class, the teacher said she could ask her questions. I asked her with a love letter, and she asked me to wait for her at the teaching place.

47. At one time, I always admired that my deskmate had the best deskmate in the world.

You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.

49. Most people who say you are not good behind your back are animals who can't see that you are better than him.

I don't lose my temper, but I don't lose my temper easily.

5 1, the air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

52. We are all nearsighted, which blurs our truest feelings.

53. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why don't they look around?

54. They are all naive, thinking that as long as you put your heart into other people's hearts.

55. If I see through time and love, will my heart stop hurting?

56. Our story is very short, and I remember every detail clearly.

If I have to sell cabbage, I'd rather not love it.

I just want someone who can love me for a long time.

59. Pick up a cigarette and feel lonely.

60, don't be confused, don't fall in love. Not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past. Okay, then.

6 1, I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

62. Read thousands of books and Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob!

63. Rogues can't stop people who know martial arts. Educated hooligans are afraid of everyone.

64. Empty eyes can't recall the narrative of memory.

65. I think I will forget that I once said that I would grow old together, and the original oath was not reliable.

66. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

67. In fact, no one in this world can understand another person's sadness.

68. I can't participate in the first half of your life, I will accompany you for the second half!

Even if you have a pen, I will be jealous.

70, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!

7 1, indifferent to many past jokes, just to achieve the eternal future.

72. Pupils have changed from brats to goddesses, and I have also changed from brats to big children.

73. Fate makes you lose a big wave, and it will definitely give you a big wave in the end.

74. The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in another position.

75. Will you remember me after I leave?

76. I always thought that where there was the original me, there was the original you.

77. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

78. In fact, our love is a sweet burden, and I am just the harm to your happiness.

79. I want to be held by you and always lead the way for me.

80. I have two hobbies, static and dynamic. Quietly sleeping, moving over.

8 1, to be honest, don't care too much about someone, it will only hurt you.

82. It was very easy to mix in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.

83. That time has passed and become a memory.

84. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

85, clear water gives hibiscus, stupid pigs are different!

I missed your past, but I don't want to miss your future.

87. The principle of eating food is that I like whoever buys me snacks every day.

88. I won't give up on someone just because of one sentence.

89. I hid in my own world and painted the ground as a prison.

90. It turns out that friendship, like love, will eventually become a stranger without management.

9 1, express my unforgettable feelings for you with the most cruel injury.

92. Count every day like a year, and count every minute that is no longer relevant to you.

93. Let me lose my memory and disappear into your world.

94. The schoolmasters have almost understood. Don't be too divorced from the masses.

95. Every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.

96, work, take a step back and broaden the horizon. Love, take a step back and broaden the horizon.

97. When I was a child, I was a princess with a bed sheet and a birthday hat on her head.

98. Tell yourself that no one can leave me.

99. I feel sorry for the girl who shed tears for a man.

100, if we hadn't met at the beginning, wouldn't we have today's pain?

The girl's signature is very cute.

1, it is said that studying accounting and studying medicine are a perfect match, one seeks money and the other kills.

2. I am not Iron Man, I will cry and get hurt.

Everyone is very kind to me. They talk about my strengths to my face and my weaknesses behind my back.

Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.

I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! She shouted: Your deskmate is the pig!

I said, can you leave me alone for a while?

7. I laughed at the man who said I had a bad temper. I am too beautiful and have a good temper.

8. Xiao Xin said: What if I fail in Chinese? A: Who told you not to swear by rhetoric?

9. It is rare to give your cheap feelings to others and give them to whoever you see.

10. Why is RMB so expensive? Because grandpa Mao is an endorsement.

1 1. If you want to raise a boyfriend, I will play with him and he will feed me.

12, I am floating like a crowd, how can I miss you? You and I are too sad to say goodbye.

13. If Snow White's shoes really fit, they won't fall off.

14, if it is sunny, you will be fine. It seems that you have left in this weather!

15, thank you, thank you uncle, thank you family, thank you ancestors for 18 generations!

16, there is no need to look back and see who is cursing you. If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back?

17, how can you get married without going through scum? No one can be a mother casually.

18, people who call me ugly, in fact, I feel very sorry for you, and my eyes are blind at a young age!

19, even if it's BIGBANG, I still can't help but have a stomachache!

20. Hold your hand. If the child doesn't leave, he will stun the child and continue to drag it.

2 1, do you remember today two years ago? You said break up. I can't stay.

22. Altman counts a ball, and Pig Bajie is the cutest.

23. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

I really want to be lovelorn, but I have no chance to fall in love.

25. If two people are destined to be together, they will eventually find a way to get back to each other.

26. If mosquitoes suck fat instead of human blood, I will definitely like it.

27. All the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.

28. Stick to it for a few years, and success will wave to you.

29. I will play with anyone who dares to disturb my study again in the new semester.

30. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster that is owed.

3 1, shake seagulls by the sea, look at the cloud dream in my chest, what about mustard? The more careless Chu is, the more troubled he is.

32. I am your helpless choice, but I am not the person you love.

As long as you have a clear direction, the world will make way for you.

34. From heaven to hell, I pass by!

You can overestimate your means, but please don't underestimate my IQ.

36. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings.

37. Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

38. Death is a part of life and something we are destined to do.

39. I'm a mature person. I don't eat when I'm angry.

40. Every day goes by. I thought I would get used to it.

4 1. If I die one day, I will be bored to death.

42. The so-called belief means betting that your wife believes your lies.

43. Your mother took you shopping, and others asked: Elder sister, how much did you buy this monkey?

44. What's your reason for not being strong, a fairy animal that bleeds for seven days a month?

45. We are like two parallel lines that can never intersect, but one day the parallel lines will bend.

46. It's not terrible for women to wear thongs. The scary thing is to wear padded thongs.

47. Love is like a lottery. If you win, you will get happiness.

It's up to you to offer flowers or not, and it's up to me to be happy or not.

49, a day without reading, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

50. Cucumber must be filmed, life must be embarrassing, and short life does not leave regrets.

5 1. Sometimes you think the sky is going to fall, but in fact you stand crooked.

52. Teacher, something happened. The homework turned into a butterfly and flew away.

53. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

When you point your finger at others, don't forget that there are still three fingers pointing at yourself.

55. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, go away!

56. I have a good personality and my parents are troubled.

57. A bitch is a bitch, and the economic crisis can't be expensive!

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

59. If you are infatuated with someone, you are definitely not worthy of him.

60. The smile after breaking up is only used to cover up the painful scars.

6 1, nothing is eternal, nothing is long, anyone can find an excuse to go first.

62. I just want to say silently about long meat: don't blush, what's wrong with your chest!

63. Shut the fuck up. I am nobody.

64. The most hateful thing is not the advertising time, but the ending song after the advertisement.

A dog jumped out of the bush and I couldn't help calling your name.

What I want is not that I love you and support you, but that I am still with you when I am old.

67. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart anymore!

68. I'm actually in good shape, fat but not greasy.

69. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

70, face to face, behind, you think you are a bra!

7 1, please don't show up when I eat, I'm afraid I'll throw up in your face.

72. I won't hit you, you don't know that I have superb martial arts, and I won't scold you. You don't know that I am outstanding in literary talent. Now you know that I am both civil and military.

73. Who is the best and who is the hottest, except Lei Feng, is me.

74. I live in tragedy, which shows that God makes me strong.

75. There are not many ladies in the world, but many pretenders.

76. The school won't let us fall in love and give us couples clothes.

77. Your flowery smile is doomed to love that I will never regret in my life.

78. I can take candid photos, but I tell you, use a beauty camera.

You must admit that there are always some friends around you whose laughter is funnier than jokes.

80. After many years, I like your parents as my parents.

8 1, sometimes the font faintly visible on the wall is someone's little secret.

Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!

83. I worked hard to catch up with my homework a few days before school started, and secretly tore up some holiday homework in the middle.

84. If you are not smart, forget it. You have to learn from others, baldness.

I feel too successful in front of you, because you are a typical loser.