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I want my boyfriend to treat me to a bowl of snail powder and tell me how to write it.

1. I bought snail powder and ate snail powder for the first time in a few days. I hope I will like it.

2. Eating snail powder for the first time is really delicious! I once said that I would never eat it in my life. It smells good.

Today is a good day to eat snail powder, so you must eat it on the day of washing your hair.

4. I miss the days when I ate snail powder in several bedrooms and the refreshing meat.

The first time I watched a movie with my boyfriend was the first time my boyfriend ate snail powder.

6. The price of eating snail powder is too high. The whole body smells of snail powder, and the whole suit needs to be changed.

7. I decided not to eat snail powder in winter. It's too much trouble to eat once. It smells everywhere.

8. Never eat snail powder in the dormitory again. I feel like I can't tell where it stinks now, and everything stinks.

9. When you are hungry and can't sleep in the middle of the night, is the thing you want to eat the most your favorite thing? Maybe I like snail powder best.

10. It may be because I have eaten too much snail powder recently, and my ears have grown a pimple, which hurts me to death.

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1 1. Eating snail powder is always hot and cold! I am happy when I eat, but I can't finish eating.

12. I feel so angry that I want to overeat every day. Let's have dinner tonight! Eat snail powder!

13. It was the first time to eat snail powder in Shenzhen. The powder was not spicy, and the side dish chopped pepper was so spicy that no one noticed it. Later, I ate the freshly made bag and really liked it more and more.

14. Every time you eat snail powder and put sour bamboo shoots, you must silently say: inject your soul!

15. I just ate snail powder, which is very supportive, but afterwards I began to worry. If Chuchu has a double chin, please don't be surprised or point it out.

16. After school, we went to eat snail powder, which is the first time for Jia Jia to eat snail powder. Even if it's not spicy, it's a little spicy because of the ingredients, but she likes it very much. She ate with a sweaty face, but she said it was cool.

17. Eating snail powder is happier than falling in love. I will marry the son of the owner of snail powder shop in the future!

18. I made snail powder at home this morning. I thought my family would find it smelly and disgusting. I didn't expect to fall in love with eating snail powder with me

19. Tonight we will eat snail powder for the first time in our lives! So nervous! I wonder what it smells like.

20. Winter is really a hurdle to lose weight. I not only want to eat, but also don't want to move. Well, I'm going to eat snail powder.

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2 1. I may not want to eat snail powder for a month.

22. I ate snail powder in the store for the first time today and accidentally stepped on it. It tastes worse than what I bought and cooked myself.

23. I don't know who ate snail powder in the dormitory, and the whole building smells faint outside the window.

24. The first time I ate snail powder, I soaked it in 100 degree boiling water twice, and it was still hard for half an hour each time. Finally, I dug out my bag in the trash can and knew that the powder was going to be cooked.

The new girl is eating snail powder in the office tonight and sitting next to me.

26. Every time you eat snail powder and put sour bamboo shoots, you must silently say: Inject your soul!

27. Be sure to eat snail powder tomorrow, not spicy or smelly, poached eggs and soulless double yuba.

28. Eating snail powder in winter is still a little unbearable. It's terrible. It smells all over the body from the outside to the inside.

29. It's the first time I've eaten snail powder, and now my body still stinks, and my hair smells full. Today is a delicious day.

30. Don't eat snail powder too cold, that is, after eating it, there is always a faint smell on your hair, which is too high.