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What's the euphemism for rent?

1. Hey, my friend, I heard that your company got paid today. Do you think you can give me some, too, to make me happy? I have paid the rent this month.

Although my house is not very good and you may be uncomfortable to live in, it is still of some value. You see, rent is what reflects its value.

3, the rent is still a little. Renting a house is subject to property tax. At least give me the tax, and then I will give it to the country. Let me be a good citizen who pays taxes according to law.

4. Without rent, there is no house. Do you want to pay rent or a house?

5, the rent is not much, you see, even if it is spread out, there is not much money in a day, which is still very cost-effective, that is, you smoke one less pack of cigarettes.