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Tell me about storybrooke.

1, in a relationship that makes people rack their brains for revenge, I like you to admit defeat for a long time.

The older you grow up, the more you find that good people are not rewarded. Might as well be quiet and be an asshole.

If one day you see me in a bar with heavy makeup and long hair, holding a cigarette in my left hand and a wine in my right hand, will you come for a drink or take me home?

4. I used to think that girls are kind, until one day I saw a sentence from Chanel: flaunting the inside and ignoring the outside are superficial. Girls should look elegant and smell good. I hope you 18 years old walk in the street, some hooligans whistle at you, and then wave to tell him, smelly boy, I am your grandmother!

It seems that there are no people I particularly like, no people I particularly hate, and no particularly good friends.

6, life is simple, but often sad, sentimental to the extreme, full marks in the heart, but do not want to talk.

7. Some children like to watch mobile phones when they walk. They are not playful, but want to cover up a person's embarrassment.

8. Your position only comes from hearsay. Please criticize me after your personal experience.

9. It's normal not to find your ideal partner, and you haven't become your ideal self, have you?

10, I looked at you that day, and the mountains and rivers were in front of my eyes.

12, if we can't get married, you can be the best man because we can walk the red carpet together. Then I thought, if we can't get married, you can smash my field and take me away. I will definitely take off my high heels and elope with you to the end of the world. Then I thought about it carefully. Forget it. If we can't get married, don't come. I'm afraid you can't do anything, just raise your glass to wish me happiness.

13, looking at yourself, getting cuter and cuter every day, and it's terrible.

14, be a very simple person, get along well with others, get along well with others, don't be nice to everyone, and they won't give you money.

15. In reality, a good woman meets love rat and a good man meets love rat. Hey, Yue Lao, can you see clearly with the red line? Directly bring love rat and love rat together, don't let them bring disasters to good people, then bring good men and good women together, don't use red lines, and say important things with wire, wire and wire three times, so that society will be harmonious. ...

An inspirational love story: I looked at you that day, and the mountains and rivers were in my eyes.

1, the older you grow up, the more you find that good people are not rewarded. You might as well be a quiet bastard.

2. I used to think that girls are kind, until one day I saw a sentence from Chanel: flaunting the inside and ignoring the outside are superficial. Girls should look elegant and smell good. I hope you 18 years old walk in the street, some hooligans whistle at you, and then wave to tell him, smelly boy, I am your grandmother!

I like that you are willing to admit failure for a long time in a relationship that makes people rack their brains to get even.

4, the so-called life, half surprise, half regret.

Your position only comes from hearsay. Please criticize me after your personal experience.

6. It's normal not to find your ideal partner, and you haven't become your ideal self, have you?

7. Being a simple person, you can get along well, but you can't get along well. You don't have to be nice to everyone, and they don't give you money.

8. I looked at you that day and the mountains and rivers were in front of my eyes.

9, life is simple, but it is often sad, sentimental play incisively and vividly, full marks play in the heart, but do not want to talk.

10 If one day you saw me in a bar with heavy makeup and long hair, a cigarette in my left hand and a wine in my right hand, would you come over for a drink or take me home?

1 1, looking at yourself, getting cuter and cuter every day, it's also terrible.

12. In reality, a good woman meets love rat and a good man meets love rat. Hey, Yue Lao, can you see clearly with the red line? Directly bring love rat and love rat together, don't let them bring disasters to good people, then bring good men and good women together, don't use red lines, and say important things with wire, wire and wire three times, so that society will be harmonious. ...

13, it seems that there is no one I particularly like, no one I particularly hate, and no particularly good friends.

14, some children like to watch mobile phones when walking. They are not playful, but want to cover up a person's embarrassment.

15, if we can't get married, you can be the best man because we can walk the red carpet together. Then I thought, if we can't get married, you can smash my field and take me away. I will definitely take off my high heels and elope with you to the end of the world. Then I thought about it carefully. Forget it. If we can't get married, don't come. I'm afraid you can't do anything, just raise your glass to wish me happiness.

202 1 Tell yourself about inspirational life.

1. Why work hard? You are working hard now, so that no one will dare to turn the table when you pick up the food in the future.

If you give what you gave me to others, you can give it to others, but I don't want it.

She got lost and texted three men. The first one said, be safe. The second said, do you want me to take you back? She suddenly felt much warmer, but she couldn't see the third reply. Disappointed, the text message she received was the third one, with only two short words: turn around.

The only thing that can give me a sense of security now is the bright sunshine in the morning, the wallet and keys in my pocket when I go out, and the full battery on my mobile phone, because I know that the poor sense of security pinned on others will inevitably disappoint me.

5. When I was a child, I bought instant noodles, crushed them first, then sprinkled the seasoning packets in, shook them vigorously, and then ate them. I poured the last bit of food into my hand, then turned it upside down with my left and right hands, shook off the excess seasoning powder, and when I felt better, I closed my mouth and licked my paws clean. It is said that this was a popular way to eat at that time.

6. Remember to drink less milk tea, don't eat freshly baked bread, stay away from the charging power supply, drink more water during the day, drink less water at night, drink no more than one cup a day, and don't take capsules with cold water. People who sleep less than eight hours will become stupid. Remember to eat less greasy food, which is not good for your health. Don't make a phone call when the battery of the mobile phone is left, because the radiation is 1000 times as usual. Remember to answer the phone with your left ear. Be sure to take care of yourself and be responsible for yourself.

7. Anyway, as long as you remember, there is no need to say more.

8. I wish you are so cute that you seem to be cute.

9. May everything be all right and carefree for me, and I will never regret it.

10. You always hang up first. Good night was the last thing I said. I am afraid of your unprovoked enthusiasm and your sudden silence, but I can't help it. I love you more.

1 1. Don't treat me like a rival in love. Don't worry, I don't like your partner.

12. There are no light chasers on Anhe Bridge, and there is no gentle town in Storybrooke.

13. May you be brave and fearless even if you are alone every day.

14. I will laugh off all the sadness and unhappiness.

15. Young people should never lose confidence because of a math class. You're not the only one who can't do it.

16. Life is short. If you accidentally meet the wrong person, you must learn to stop.

17. I used to listen to songs, but now I listen to melodies. Later, I listened to this song, and I listened to the lyrics. Later, I listened to songs and stories. Now listen to this song and listen to yourself.

18. Emotional people are eager for a sense of existence and deliberately say irony to listen to your attention. You know, those things that are uncomfortable and against my will are all things I can't say.

19. What you have to do now is to read more books and go to bed on time, and then become gentle and generous, continue to be kind and continue to love.

20. You like natural scenery but forget that there are poisonous snakes in nature. You like the deep sea, but you forget that there are sharks in it. The external scenery can't stop the trap behind.

2 1. I have no talent to please, but I am more serious than anyone.

22. Every hard day will make you recognize some people. Sometimes no one is right or wrong. People are meant to snuggle up and hurt each other. Those likes and dislikes will fade away with time.

23. If you want to dig out your heart, you should be ready to dig out your heart.

I can't deny your attraction to me, but I know I won't like you anymore.

25. Fifty percent of the troubles in this world can be solved by a good sleep. As for the remaining half, I'll think about it when I wake up.

26. Imitation is ok, but don't lose yourself.

27. In fact, all those who are struggling to make a choice already have an answer in their hearts. Consulting just wants to get your preferred choice. Finally, the so-called fate came out step by step.

28. I never wanted to touch you, because moving requires tears, so I just expect you to give me a smile. Please give me a hug if you can.

29. You should be happy. Of all these people, I really like you.

30. It's hard to say the same thing. Being yourself, happiness is the most important thing.

3 1. The so-called life is half a surprise and half a regret.

32. Life is simple, and I will often feel sad. I am sentimental and full of drama, but I don't want to talk.

33. The older you grow up, the more you find that good people are not rewarded. Might as well be quiet and be an asshole.

34. I used to think that it is good for girls to be kind, until one day I saw a sentence by Chanel: flaunting the inside and ignoring the outside is also superficial. Girls should look elegant and smell good. I hope you 18 years old walk in the street, some hooligans whistle at you, and then wave to tell him, smelly boy, I am your grandmother!

35. I like you for a long time in a relationship that makes people rack their brains to get even.

36. It seems that there are no people I particularly like, no people I particularly hate, and no special friends.

37. Some children like to watch mobile phones when they walk. They are not playful, but want to cover up a person's embarrassment.

38. If one day you see me in a bar with heavy makeup and long hair, a cigarette in my left hand and a wine in my right hand, will you come for a drink or take me home?

39. To be a very simple person, you can get along well if you get along well, but you can't get along well if you don't get along well. You don't have to be nice to everyone, and they don't give you money.

40. I looked at you that day, and all the mountains and rivers were under my nose.

4 1. It's normal not to find your ideal partner, and you haven't become your ideal self, have you?

42. In reality, a good woman meets love rat and a good man meets love rat. Hey, Yue Lao, can you see clearly with the red line? Directly bring love rat and love rat together, don't let them bring disaster to good people, and then bring good men and good women together, don't use red lines, and say important things with iron wire, iron wire and iron wire three times, and the society will be harmonious.

43. Looking at yourself, getting more and more lovely day by day is also terrible.

Your position only comes from hearsay. Please criticize me after your personal experience.

45. If we can't get married, you can be the best man because we can walk the red carpet together. Then I thought, if we can't get married, you can smash my field and take me away. I will definitely take off my high heels and elope with you to the end of the world. Then I thought about it carefully. Forget it. If we can't get married, don't come. I'm afraid you can't do anything, just raise your glass to wish me happiness.

Self-talk and inspirational life

1, greed is the truest poverty, and satisfaction is the truest wealth. You can get the whole world with love or lose the whole world with hate.

2. On the road of life, we are all running, we are always catching up with some people and always being surpassed by some people.

The reward of life is far at the end of the journey, not near the starting point. I don't know how many steps I have to take to reach my goal. When I take the thousandth step, I may still fail. But I won't give up, I will persist until I succeed!

Life is too short, don't always waste time waiting. Life is long, don't always let loneliness wander in time. The color palette of black and gray is colorful because of you! Now I cheer for myself, and one day I will cheer for myself!

5. Idea is more important than ability, plan is more important than execution, action is more important than commitment, choice is more important than effort, perception is more important than informing, creation is more important than proof, and respect for life is more important than other people's opinions!

6. The curtain of life stage may open at any time. The key is whether you are willing to perform or choose to avoid.

7. Pain is a necessary step for everyone to grow up. Give yourself a chance to grow up. You will find that the road we are going to take will reproduce beauty because of confusion and hope because of withering.

8. How many minutes did you prepare last night and how many hours did you worry today? Work harder today, and life will take fewer detours.

9. It turns out that at the moment I entered school, I also pressed the pause button of my life. Escape is not the way out. There is nothing to feel sorry for others and feel glad for yourself. Everything is just for myself.

10, you'd better learn something when you feel sad and painful. Understanding will make you invincible forever.

1 1, people often misunderstand themselves, thinking that they are nostalgic and that they will last forever, but in fact they are just having a bad time now.

12, since I still want to learn to love, let me learn how to love life first. I love you, I love everyone who appears in my life, and I love giving me sweet thoughts.

13, happiness gives people comfort, but it also gives people an early death; Work can sharpen people, but it can last for a long time.

14. Only when you are rich can you perceive the richness of the world; Only kindness can perceive the beauty of society; Only by being frank can you feel the joy of life; Only when you succeed can you realize the wonderful life!

15, where there is an ideal place, hell is heaven; Where there is hope, pain becomes happiness.

16, faith? Really strong, only believe in yourself! Live for yourself, die for yourself, fight for yourself, and be crazy for yourself.

17. self-motivation: once self-motivation is mastered, the process of self-shaping will begin immediately. The following methods can help you shape yourself and shape yourself that you have always dreamed of.

18, difficulties, stimulate the power of progress; Frustration, hone the courage to struggle; Failure indicates the direction of success.

19, resigned people are mortal; It is the strong who dominate their own destiny; Those who have no opinion are blind followers, and those who think twice are wise.

20. Everyone thinks that I am a poison doctor and will not add blood. I only added blood to myself at the critical moment, which made you depressed to death.

2 1, there are no rewards to encourage efforts in the world, and all rewards are only used to reward work results.

22. Love is so powerful that people can forget everything, but so small that they can't even hold a grain of jealous sand.

23. True happiness is the experience of inner peace, happiness, clarity and sympathy. This experience does not depend on external conditions. If you reach this state, you can be happy, whether it is pain or comfort!

24. People can be delirious, but they can't be awake. Let a heart appreciate slowly on the road, instead of struggling on the road. Only live high can the world find you.

25. On the road of life, if you lack understanding, incomprehension and humility, life will become more and more troublesome.

26. Move towards a goal, exert your potential as much as possible, and you will find opportunities if you are talented.

27. If you don't want to live well, you can't live well. No matter who you toss, you will lose yourself in the end. When you think about going back, you can't go back; I can't let it go when I find it hot. When the cold was biting, I found that the third button could not be buttoned. The west wind is cool alone, and it is self-inflicted.

28. Life is like a cup of coffee with sugar. There was a faint scent at first, but it was only bitter and strong to drink. The taste is really good only after many attempts!

29. Perseverance is the main factor of success. As long as you knock on the door long enough and loud enough, you will eventually wake people up.

Courage does not mean that fear does not exist, but that you dare to face and overcome it.

3 1. Only when we set out will we reach our ideal and destination. Only by working hard can we achieve brilliant success. Only when you sow will you reap. Only by pursuing can we taste honest people.

32. Without water, there is no road to doubt, and there is another village. God won't close one door, but he will open another. As long as you have confidence, you will be able to get out of the predicament and reap success. I wish you regain your confidence, get out of your confusion and create your own happy life!

33. How can you see the rainbow without suffering? Don't flinch when you encounter difficulties, or you will lose to yourself before going to war. Have the spirit of never giving in, and never bow before difficulties!

When many people are stuck in a road, we should make way for a road and let those who cherish time go ahead.

When I was young, there were many people who I thought were very important to you. I thought I could know your secret. I thought I was smart, but these were just my thoughts after all.

36. Everyone should keep a small world for himself. In his heart, he only belongs to himself, has his own joys and sorrows, is lonely, and lives for himself in this world.

37. Once there is no hope, life will stop. The concrete expression of hope is desire, which forms specific goals and practical motivation, so that you can finish it happily and realize it, thus creating a happy life.

The truth is the hardest. For it, one may have to give up many beautiful things: reputation, status, property and family. But the truth is the simplest. Only it can be obtained and kept by a person as long as he wants.

39. Even if you think that your feelings are exhausted and you can't give them, there will always be a moment when something can touch your heart. After all, we are not born to enjoy loneliness.

40. Only by living a life you love, loving your life and living a happy life can you live a happy life. Only by working happily can you have a happy life. The ideal of life is actually the ideal life!

4 1, I don't think about whether I can succeed or not. Since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships. I don't want to think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, what is left to the world is only the back.

42. It is easier to say than to do, to plan than to do, to dream than to realize, to escape than to face, to wish than to cash, to say than to do, to live than to do, and to be satisfied than to be happy.

Well, Jane, you know, or at least I want you to know, criminals are usually allowed to defend themselves when they are prosecuted. You are accused of lying, so try your best to defend yourself in front of me. You can tell all the facts you remember, but don't embellish and exaggerate.

44. On the road of life, even if you lose everything, you have no reason to despair as long as you have a breath. Because everything lost is likely to be recovered at a new level.

45. You can't change the past, but you can change the present; You cannot control others, but you can control yourself.

46. A great man is great because when he is in adversity with others, others lose confidence, but he is determined to achieve his goal.

47. I wasted too many years, and now I finally have enough courage to pursue the life I want, and I have never forgotten my promise to myself. I heard it will be beautiful in the future! I am only strong and fighting for myself in 20xx years. Come on!

48. Heaven and hell can't give you comfort, only ourselves, small, lonely, struggling and fighting with each other. I pray to myself and pray for myself.

49. In dealing with all kinds of hardships, you can't escape or give in easily. We should regard every experience as an attempt of life and another new topic of life, and constantly conquer it and overcome it.

50. You are the only one, but you are only one person. You can't do everything, but you can achieve something. Smile and face the facts that you have changed, such as something that you will always remember.

5 1, always encourage yourself, you have to work hard to succeed. The blood in the stadium is boiling, and the giants in the stadium rise. Believe in yourself, you will win and create miracles;

52. When you strive to achieve your goal, you will encounter some sad setbacks. Don't be discouraged, the road to your dream is not smooth.

53. There are hundreds of flowers in spring and bright moon in autumn. There is cool wind in summer and snow in winter. If you don't have troubles in your heart, it is a wonderful time in this life!

54. I always thought I loved immigrants, so I never wanted to settle down quietly; I always thought that I was tempered into steel, so I went on the rampage; I always thought I would never get hurt, so I pretended to be a tough guy.

55. Calm and peaceful people tend to live soberly. Sober people do not escape from the noise of the world, but let themselves settle down in this noise. They pay more attention to spirit and soul, and would rather leave a lot of worlds than fall in the footsteps of the soul.

I won't give up, no matter how hard and tired I am. Cheer for yourself. Don't be afraid of being laughed at and not understanding. Being yourself is the ultimate perfection.

57. Most people who are lovelorn are not sad because of their lover's departure, but because of their sympathy and pity for their own situation.

58. True happiness is the experience of inner peace, happiness, clarity and sympathy. This experience does not depend on external conditions. If you reach this state, you can be happy, whether it is pain or comfort!

59. Only when the weak are in danger can the brave overcome difficulties. Fools only lament, but wise men have thousands of ways.

60. I like to spend every day with a smile; I like to infect everyone around me with a smile; I like everyone around me to be happy.

6 1, one of human nature is that it does not accept criticism from others, always thinks that it is always right, and likes to find various excuses to defend itself.

62. In the drama of life, there are different roles; Because, with different roles interspersed in life, there will be a different colorful life; Maybe there will be a little sadness in a certain plot, but it is precisely because of this little sadness that all kinds of beauty in life can be set off.

63. A trickle can eventually wear off a big stone, not because it is powerful, but because it drips day and night.

64. It is easy to be a man, but it is difficult to persist in giving up, to let go, to understand and accept, to strive for, to do things, to make friends, to know each other, to communicate harmoniously, to strive for success and to promise.

You only have a short time to live. Therefore, your dreams should be big and your fears should be overcome. Your actions must be more powerful than your words. .

66. Success does not happen in the future, but accumulates from the moment you decide to do it.

67. Summarizing successful experiences can make people more and more intelligent, and summarizing the reasons for failure can make people more and more cautious.

No matter how gluttonous time devours everything, we must strive to gain fame while this breath is still alive, so that the sickle of time will not hurt us.

No matter what everyone in the world says, I think my feeling is right. No matter what others think, I won't disturb my rhythm. You can stick to what you like, but not what you don't like.

70. In the future, I should always protect my mood and wait for a true gentleman who I have never met before but can make me really pay! Cheer yourself up!