An interesting mood phrase with a happy smile every day.

The teacher said that if he didn't want to study, he would lie on his desk and play dead.

The pain of life is that after experiencing a super storm, I not only didn't see the rainbow, but also caught a cold.

How many points the teacher gives me, I wish the teacher how many years to live.

Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Wukong.

God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds.

Last night, there was a loud click and lightning flashed. I thought it was over. It turned out to be a power failure.

If fate grabs you by the throat, you grab it by the armpit.

People have been looking for success all their lives, and more often, they have found success.

We can't escape. After all, the earth is round and the end point is the starting point.

A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the world as a joke.

There are no inseparable lovers, only mistresses who don't work hard.

I chased you with Cupid's arrow and flew in a bulletproof vest.

Because everything happens for a reason and everything happens for a reason. Since it has become a fact, why talk about it?

I'm sorry, but I loved you and betrayed me.

The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

Go to the toilet, use other people's paper, and let others find paper.

It's selfless to wear low-cut clothes and block them with your hands.

Men are full of warmth and lust, because they always ask women: Are you hungry? Cold not cold?

Time is really a ruthless knife, blackening the fungus and softening the banana. ...

Don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help dropping my camera.

A ship is repaired for a hundred years, and bunk beds are repaired for a thousand years.

You said ice is sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that fart is shit. ...

Love makes people pretend to be crazy by drinking, and love makes people groan!

Heart is there, love is there, just go back to bed.

Ability is like melon seeds, which can only be bitten out with your teeth.

Why are most programmers single? Because they often: can't find the object.

I want to be your heart in the next life, at least you will die if I don't jump.

I want to be fat and drown all the flamboyant dead skinny people.

In class, the teacher gave an example: a father named Zhang San and Li Si. ...

What do you mean by burning yourself and warming others is to burn a boiler in a crematorium.

The difference between working and starting a business: people who work can jump ship if they don't get along, and bosses can only jump off buildings if they don't get along.

I watched you walk onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know if you will make a fool of yourself.

Looking at the toilet from a distance, I saw how spectacular it was. I saw that there was no paper in my pocket.

What a lovely creature it would be if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

The most ambiguous thing between men and women is to borrow something, and once you borrow it, you will have two chances to meet each other.

Eating food is generally kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

Those who forward their horoscope features all day long are shouting in their hearts: "Those who look down on me are bastards!" "

There was a way to do things, but there were more people leaving, so it was blocked.

Men always say one thing and do another, and wear condoms when it's critical.

Love the wrong person, every day is April Fool's Day; Love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.

Don't underestimate slippers, they are a model of humiliation.

If I can meet so many sexy and beautiful fairies along the way, I will also learn from them.

Taobao shopkeepers introduce the fabric of their clothes: This fabric is elastic, comparable to today's elastic surface in Lang Mai.

There is a kind of clothes that everyone has, but has never worn. What is this? The emperor's new clothes

The spider said: QQ is online every day. Why haven't you seen pLMM? The flashing head is either a fly or a mosquito.

I have always liked you. I just don't like humans sometimes.

In fact, I am a very traditional person and have always supported three wives and four concubines.

Women will cheat because of the heart; Men will have an affair because of the new hole!

It seems that the only way to eat is to climb down and eat.

In fact, there are two reasons for wearing cotton trousers: first, it is cold; Second, your mother thinks you are cold.

I flew to Shanghai specially and found a tailor for this patch.

There are two ways to motivate, one is to see others succeed, and the other is to see others unlucky.

A "otaku" who has no financial resources will become a "debtor man and debtor woman" after a long time.

It depends on the owner to beat the dog. Many times, beating dogs is just for the owner.

Nobody looks down on you, because nobody looks at you at all. Everyone is busy.

It's a pity that you stayed with me when I was drunk.

A man lamented: The world is too small! The woman glanced at the man: because you are too fat.

The world laughed at me for being crazy, and I laughed at the world for seeing it so quickly.

Being a stranger alone in a foreign land will gain three pounds every holiday.

If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let others move around to help you say you're sorry.

People who care too much are suitable for selling vegetables, not for falling in love.

Live fish will swim against the current, and dead fish will drift with the current.

The standard of otaku and otaku: take the computer as the center and the arm length as the radius, and take things in bed. ...

Smile for ten years.

Laugh for ten years, the latest funny mood phrase.

1. Look at a temple from a distance, and look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

In fact, I only listen to the melody in English songs! What does he mean by singing! Don't care at all.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

I won't watch you jump into the fire with your eyes open, I will close my eyes.

Without magic, there would be no Buddha. I know I am a demon, so I will help you become a Buddha.

I can't die with sleep, cigarettes, family and friends.

7. What is the Tang Priest riding? Wukong is a floating cloud, Bajie loves Xiaoyue Yue, and Friar Sand pretends to be Brother Sharp.

If you are well, it will be sunny. If you are not well, it will rain every day.

9. There is a handsome guy who looks good, thinking that he is not as good-looking as my boy.

10. It is God's business to forgive him. All I can do is send him to God.

1 1. Don't talk to me about life, you weren't born.

12. I've always wanted to become a monk, but I can't let go of one thing. -No girlfriend yet.

13. Let me know the "temptation to go home" at school and the "temptation to go home" at home.

14. It is said that life is like a drama, and drama is like life. Then just sing a play.

15. I didn't know until school started: the farthest distance in the world is Monday to Friday.

16. I'm losing weight, but I'm not dieting or exercising. I use my brain-I will lose weight.

17. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old together while I am still young.

18. It's really comfortable for people who don't like me to add to your heart.

/kloc-I will be an antique in 0/9.50 years, so you should collect me now.

20. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. Whether it hurts or not, I cried first.

2 1. Handsome or not, just cut it flat. Whether it's a beauty or not, you'll know when you take off your makeup.

22. Women tend to buy beautiful clothes to attract men, while men tend to like naked women.

23. If there is regret medicine in the world, I will say: Boss, give me a box.

Laugh when you are sad.

Cherish these years and bless each other. Let it be as sweet as poetry and as bitter as poetry. Happiness also becomes a song, and sadness also becomes a song. Laughter into words, tears into words. Just remember to smile when you are happy, stop when you are tired, and have a rest when you are upset.

Laugh when you are sad.

First, many things will go away if they don't persist in the end. There is no right or wrong, people and things are the same. After appreciating these normalcy, we will know that there is no need for you, and there is no need not to do or compromise. It's just that we all know that life can only be dominated by ourselves and live for ourselves, so we can account for the people and things we have worked hard and loved, right? How can there be so many beautiful things in life? Deal with all the bad things, be responsible for yourself, love yourself and make yourself happy. How can there be so much anxiety? You know, all emotions are manifestations of lack of wisdom. So, smile and everything will be fine.

Second, when I am upset, I want to find someone to walk and talk with me. When I walk around the playground and listen to music alone, I can be very calm. Many things are great events, such as laughing, jumping and passing.

Third, after a year, eating and sleeping, I actually started to explode! ! ! It's hard to get rid of acne marks when you are old, do you understand? ! ! Laugh when you are upset after complaining.

Get up in the morning and smile at yourself in the mirror. If you are tired all day, have a rest. If you are upset, take a deep breath and be broad-minded. Laughter is also a day to cry. Even if there are more troubles, life will go on. Why not greet you with a smile?

5. It's raining. I was thinking about you. I don't know if you feel it, but I don't want to. That's it. It's good. I hope you are all right, don't catch a cold, don't be sad, and smile every day. I'm fine, too. Leave the rest to time and fate. Wish you all the best.

6. I have an idea today. It would be great if I were in Guangzhou now. Sometimes I won't be sad ~ but think again, I should smile when I am sad ~ I don't worry about others, and I won't be affected.

Smile when you are sad. Laugh it off, why care about those farts

Eight, the TV series "I love my family" I like watching it very much! But I can't watch it for two years, VIp. Fortunately, I found the seeds online today. 64 grams. When you are upset, or at leisure, it is still worth watching, laughing and playing. It's good.

Nine, inexplicable upset, smile, the world is better.

Ten, look down on troubles, let yourself not be so tired every day, and smile every day. Give a holiday to the busy mood and make the ordinary life happier. Every time you are in a bad mood, I will try to make you happy. My mouth is stupid, too. I don't know how to coax you. You can return my anger (I don't blame you, you should be angry with me) daughter-in-law, but you know, I feel very bad after you hung up on me. I really want to appear in front of you and hold you when you are sad. I can only stay. What I fear most is that you should stop calling me. I don't want to talk to you. I'm upset, wife. I owe you so much. If I were not in the army, I would come to you at once. When you are in a bad mood, I can take you out to play. When you are angry with me, I can let you take it out on me. But sometimes when you do this, I'm really afraid that you think too much and feel insecure. I want a future with a house to live in, not much, and it is best to have sunshine outside the window; Sooner or later, you can have your favorite yogurt, eat apples a day, have a pot to make soup for you, go to the park hand in hand occasionally, and accompany your parents several times a year; There are jobs, books, SLR, books to read and songs to listen to; Friends come to get together occasionally and walk occasionally. This is the life I want to give you. If I fall in love with you, it is a mistake. I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in my life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

Eleven or eighteen years ago, it was great to be covered with collagen and be able to cry and laugh at anything. It seems that your brow is not so difficult now, and I feel sad again. I still feel hopeful, there is knowledge outside the window, and the smell of air conditioning and watermelon is everywhere. I don't know if you are just upset now, but there is nothing to say. Even if you open your mouth, you just smile silently.

Twelve, Jordan chan and Cherrie Ying, probably is the true appearance of happy love. Emotional things are really amazing. Some people can't get close with a thousand words, while others can knock at the door with a smile. Probably, only people with three views will naturally walk together. Because the three views are integrated, one eye can understand each other, one smile can soothe the soul, and there are endless words and endless things to do together, so staying all day will not be upset.

13. Cherish these years and bless each other. Let it be as sweet as poetry and as bitter as poetry. Happiness also becomes a song, and sadness also becomes a song. Laughter into words, tears into words. Just remember to smile when you are happy, stop when you are tired, and have a rest when you are upset. I wish you all a happy day on 18.

14. Smile when you are sad; Take a deep breath when you want to cry; You have to believe that everything will be fine.

Fifteen, if time is like water, silence and quiet, shallow smile, is a unique scenery. When you are sad, smile at yourself and everything will go with the wind; When you are heartbroken, smile at yourself and remind yourself to love yourself; When you are tired, smile at yourself and don't care too much about everything. Smile is the driving force of progress, the transmission of warmth, and the beauty beyond words. Smiling at each other is a kind of release for yourself; For others, it is a kind of warmth; For the world, it is a glory.

Sixteen, upset, what you want now is your choice, you are not qualified to complain, although you are tired with a smile.

17. Every time you are sad, think about how many beautiful things there are and why you don't smile. However, some people are really annoying.

It's no big deal to smile when something happens: no matter what happens, for whatever reason, we should laugh happily every day. When you are upset, remember three words: forget it, it doesn't matter, it will pass. I wish everyone a happy life.

19. I can smile occasionally on upset days, and there are several bright lights and stars in the dark night. So just for that little light, tired travelers can't stop.

I care about you, why don't you understand, why are you still involuntarily sad and helpless? I don't want to, and it will only upset me when I think about it! Just smile.

2 1. When you are sad, just think about smiling. Smile in Pepsi. Nothing can't be solved, and then the mood will be good. Be content. There is no need to get too tired because of worry.

Happy smile SMS

1, a man didn't come home on New Year's Eve, but hurried home at dawn. His wife asked him angrily. Man: The yellow light flashed at the intersection last night, and I dare not go there. The wife asked again, why not call the police? Man: I put my mobile phone in the trunk, so I get 2 points for driving and making a phone call, and I dare not carry it with me. Wife thundered: you won't get off to get it! The man said timidly, 2 points will be deducted if you don't wear your seat belt.

2, that buddy has a cheap mouth and makes his wife angry before going to bed at night. There is no way but to coax her with sweet words. Very angry, he asked his wife: The child is over ten years old this year. The wife smiled happily and replied, I am twenty-seven years old. The buddy habitually bursts out with a sentence: it doesn't look like a chest. Bang! The nosebleed instantly explodes F.

3. A sister lost her card and was picked up by her buddy. When she saw her name was Wang Fang, she shouted Wang Fang ... This product told people before, why don't you know me? Sister blushed and nodded. He said I don't know you either, so this is your card. My sister blushed. Take it and say thank you! This guy asked you why you didn't ask my name, and my sister continued to blush. Ask quickly, my sister blushed and whispered, what's your name? This product is great. Just call me Lei Feng.

4. Physiologically, the so-called naivety means that you can't hold your urine and can't hold your words; The so-called immaturity means that you can only hold your urine and can't hold your words; The so-called maturity means that you can hold back your urine and your words; The so-called aging is that you can hold your breath, but you can't hold your urine.

5. A couple of high school students are dating in the park. W: Do you want to know what it's like to kiss? M: According to my analysis, kissing is the friction of two mouths against air resistance. When friction velocity is big enough, it will become four sausages. Woman: Go and rub your physics book!

The grandmother of the person I secretly loved passed away yesterday. She sent a Weibo, so sad. I wanted to send her a comment to comfort her to show my concern, but Nima accidentally clicked a compliment and suddenly felt that all the languages in the world were meaningless.

7, the big effect of a yellow light button appeared! At the intersection, the two cars collided, and the drivers all came down to offer cigarettes to each other, then called each other immoral, and never saw the routine quarrel again.

8. I said, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig!" " From now on, I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you can't help yelling at me in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "

I found a girlfriend. She told me that she was CN, but she lost her bike (as everyone knows). Later, after a long time, my friend organized a bicycle outing and I invited my girlfriend to go with me. As a result, she cursed: "It's been so long, don't you know I can't ride a bike?"

10, many areas received reports. In the middle of the night, a car was parked in front of an intersection, and the owner called for help: "Brother, I can't go home now. The traffic lights at the intersection ahead only flash yellow. What happened? Everyone help me think about it? "

1 1. Just after passing an intersection, it was stopped by the traffic police. "You just ran a yellow light. According to the latest traffic regulations, you will be deducted six points. " The traffic police motioned for me to show my driver's license. I took out two one-dollar coins from my pocket and handed them to him. "I thought it was a big deal, sixty cents at a time. I raised them for a month." Then he stepped on the gas pedal and left.

12, driving through the intersection of Yinchuan Road and Haier Road today, the front is turning yellow. A VIOS on my right stopped in front of the white line. Tragedy is coming. A Changan Star rear-ended the VIOS and knocked it out. G-wave is when VIOS looks at the white line without looking at the car, and then says to Chang 'an Xingnan, I finally stopped the car. You knocked me out, and I didn't get a cent!

13 A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl, "What kind of boy do you like?" The girl said, "It's very congenial." The boy asked again, but it was still the same, so he had to say sadly, "Why not have a flat head?"

14. Sadness makes you worry about jumping off a building. If there is no money, let the price dive. If you do enough, you can jump ship. Sad, you can go dancing. You can practice long jump when you are tired. Narrow, can go to the high jump. You can jump rope after work. Bored, you can play checkers. If you are superstitious, you can jump. Depressed, you can go skydiving. Happy, you have a heartbeat!

15. Today, I read the new traffic regulations of the Central News. The reporter interviewed an illegal driver on Nanjing Road in Tianjin. Reporter: Do you know that the new traffic regulations don't allow you to make phone calls while driving? Driver: I know. Reporter: Then why did you call? Driver: I don't care about calling, I'll answer the phone! At that time, my lunch poured out, and Tianjin people just had the spirit of entertainment!

16, once I visited the park in a bad mood and found that I didn't bring my wallet when I bought water. When I was at a loss, a beautiful girl beside me bought me a bottle of water. I took a sip and asked her for her phone number. She said, "The water is for you, so don't think about it!"

17. Shortly after he went to college, Anonymous sent a message to his mother asking for money. The reason is: new boyfriend, six dates, all dressed up, need to buy another one. Mom texted back: change boyfriends and start from scratch!

18, change my girlfriend's phone number to mine when my classmate takes a shower. Text him in bed at night "Husband, I'm pregnant". I saw that guy suddenly turn over and get out of bed. Badabada smoked a pack of cigarettes and borrowed money from the dormitory. ...

19, suddenly found that as long as it is a passerby, 100% came out of the ruins; As long as it is a netizen, 100% is filled with indignation. After my simple analysis, I can infer that all netizens don't go to the streets and all passers-by don't surf the Internet.

When his girlfriend took Xiaoming home to meet his parents for the first time, he was very nervous. The girlfriend said, "Don't be nervous, just like at home." When I arrived at my girlfriend's house, the door opened and my girlfriend's parents greeted me warmly. Xiao Ming quickly said, "Dad, Mom, I'm back! This is my girlfriend! "

2 1. My husband said in his first love letter to me, "Every time I see lz, I feel like a rabbit is bumping around." Now that we have been married for 3 years, we are coquetry with this girl on a whim. "Husband, where is the bunny in your heart?" We replied, "I have already killed!"

22. A female colleague of the company went out to eat at noon. The mobile phone left the company, and then her husband kept calling, and a buddy next to him ate his nap and was disgusted. After the phone rang for the nth time, the buddy picked up the phone angrily and shouted, "We are sleeping, and you are always calling, which is annoying." After a while, a man appeared at the door of the office. ...

23. My boyfriend was on a business trip and called me a few hours ago to report his safety. I am idle and bored now, just like Doby's boyfriend. Call his hotel room: "hello, sir, can I help you?" He said, "No, I already have it."

24. It's almost Valentine's Day. I just went downstairs to finish shopping. Boss: "Does Mr. Wang buy flowers?" Me: "Why buy flowers?" Boss: "Buy flowers for your girlfriend?" Me: "Oh, how many flowers can I buy for my girlfriend?" Then the boss silently took the flowers back. ...

25. It was dark. A lovelorn wolf is looking for food, and he hears the woman in the house admonishing the child: If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf! The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside until dawn. Later, the wolf sighed with tears: liar, women are liars!

26, farming, the son is responsible for grasping the direction, the father pulls the donkey to walk, every time the son sets the car and says to the father in front: "Dad, let's go", the father pulls the donkey forward, day after day. One day, father didn't come. After the son got a good car himself, the donkey wouldn't leave no matter how he chased it. The son was anxious, suddenly calmed down and shouted, "Dad, let's go!" " The donkey advanced slowly.

27. Man: "Do you know why the ring you bought when you got married is called a ring?" Woman: "Why?" Man: "It's evil. So evil. " Female: "Bah ..."

28. At 10 in the evening, my wife who was away on business called. The following is the dialogue! Daughter-in-law: Where are you? I'm at home. Daughter-in-law: Really at home? Didn't go out fooling around? Me: Are you sick again? I'm not at home. Where is it? Daughter-in-law: well, go to the middle door of the refrigerator and look in the third compartment ... I went to have a look and there was a photo of us. Tell her. Daughter-in-law: Yes. So you're at home. Go to bed early.

29, a colleague, a diaosi, associates with the goddess, fearing that his family will disagree. The goddess lied to her family that she was Gao Fushuai, and she was not interested in getting married and could not see her parents. Diaosi often comes to the goddess, who bullies him with acting skills. Who did his parents ask? The goddess replied: spare tire, honest man. Six months later, the goddess played a man who was abandoned and heartbroken by Gao Fushuai. His parents comforted him: Don't be sad. Protected]

30. A buddy was broken up and finally asked his girlfriend to sing a song together and invite us all. At KTV, he said to his girlfriend, Let me sing the last song for you. We thought we should sing some affectionate songs to impress our girlfriend and make her change her mind. Therefore, he ordered "Xi shua" ... please take mine back and spit it out for me after eating mine. ...

3 1, husband: "The relationship between husband and wife is like X, there is only one intersection-when they are in love, they will go further and further in the future." Wife: "What about us? Is it as sad as X? " Husband: "No, we are Y. After meeting, we will always be alone."

32. Two charming children got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked, "Where is the bride?" Meatball said shyly, "Damn, you don't even know people when they take off their clothes!" " "

33. What's the use of a woman getting married? The answer is: "There is a bird!" "Why does the man want a divorce?" Because I don't want to do it! "What's the use of same-sex marriage? The answer is: "What's the use! "

34. Take a sister paper car in the morning and I will take the co-driver. Every time the green light is on, the agent always looks dignified and nervous ... On the contrary, when he meets the red light, he is very relaxed, and he stops for the light honestly ... I said, the new traffic rules are really fucking good ... The agent doesn't answer the phone, looks ahead and slowly says, "See the red light, and you will be practical!"

35. Some people complain that plants vs. zombies are really deceptive, and they always remind that "there is a big wave of zombies approaching". For this reason, I played day and night all year round, and NND has never seen a "big wave zombie"!

The man didn't hurry home until the next morning. His wife asked why. The man replied: A yellow light flashed at the intersection last night, and it didn't return to normal until after six o'clock this morning. The wife asked why she didn't call. Man: 3 points for driving and calling! 6 points for running a yellow light! Reverse, reverse, malicious retrograde, penalty! I had to wait until the man was shivering with cold. Wife: Why is it so cold in the car? It snowed all night. I've been rubbing the number plate outside, and the number plate was blocked by 12!

37. Man: "Wife, you are the cutest person I have ever met! -"Female:" Trojan horse! -husband, I like you this have never seen the world ... "

38. A rich second generation proposed to a beautiful woman. The man said, marry me, baby. The beautiful woman shook her head. You will send me 999 roses. The man promised to come for real, okay? The beauty shook her head. I wanted a car to cut the cake, and the man realized it with tears. The man said, is this okay? In order to buy cut cakes, I have gone bankrupt, and the beauty shook her head. Finally, I want you to run the yellow light 12 times in Beijing. The man collapsed and went out to throw himself into the river.