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Valentine's Day has nothing to do with me. Tell me.

1, Valentine's Day without a lover, no flowers months ago and months later, holding hands. No more chattering and whispering.

Today's Valentine's Day has nothing to do with me. I'm not happy or sad.

Valentine's Day is coming, so I can only say sorry to myself: I'm sorry, I have to spend Valentine's Day alone again this year.

4. Chinese Valentine's Day, I can count on fingers. If nothing happens, it's none of my business.

5. On Valentine's Day, except single dog, who brushes her circle of friends at home, everyone else goes out to play in pairs. On such an important day, we can also send a person's 520 friends circle to brush the sense of existence.

On Valentine's Day, I decided to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

7, don't wait for confession, there is no April Fool's Day, but also count on Valentine's Day, wash and sleep.

8. My main ingredient, 99% cute+1% single. Since you have nothing to do, please spend Valentine's Day with me this year.

9. On Valentine's Day, some people send gold, some people send silver and some people send flowers. I'm afraid no one will send me. I bought all three of them myself. Honeysuckle can detoxify and remove fire, and maintain beauty.

10, Valentine's Day is coming soon. The whole world smells of love, but I smell of single dog. Get used to being alone, get used to walking away alone, and get used to giggling alone in front of the mirror.