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Humorous jingle copy
Humorous and funny jingle copy Good jingles can make people feel better, but not everyone has humorous cells and can make humorous jingles. Below I have compiled some humorous jingles for your reference and be a humorous person.
Humorous and funny jingle copy 1 1, the east wind blows and the drums beat. Now whoever is afraid of who drinks, you drink, I drink, and now who is afraid of who drinks.
2. Children are cute, husbands are handsome, and women always think so.
3. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. If you don't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep. ...
4. A lady is pretending, a gentleman is pretending, and blind date is often misleading.
5. Men's good hair falls backwards, while men's bad hair leans forward.
God gave me a pair of feet and taught me how to stand still, but I only learned to run away.
7, the network is deceptive, netizens, the network has nothing.
8. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If fashion is a mistake, then I have been wrong again and again. What a miserable life.
9, don't wash your feet before going to bed, mosquitoes bite everywhere. When you put your feet in the air, many people will suffocate.
10, it is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.
1 1, things used by celebrities are called cultural relics, and things used by mortals are called waste.
12. Celebrities who drink too much are called Brewmaster, while mortals who drink too much are called alcoholics.
13, the hair is gone and dandruff is more prominent.
14, the east wind blows and the drums beat. Now, whoever drinks is afraid, one for you and one for me. Now, whoever drinks it is afraid.
15. Later, I finally understood in tears that some people can't lose weight once they get fat.
16, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, can you give some points? The world has its own true feelings, and giving a perfect score is also love.
17, there is joy everywhere in life, and poverty and wealth are the same. As long as the family is together, the affection around them will never fall.
18, you are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't make me angry, or I will melt you.
Humorous and funny jingle copy 2 1. As soon as I emphasize the need to keep a low profile, you have to clap and scream for me.
It's good of you to leave, otherwise you would have been worried that you would stay for dinner.
I don't even want a basin for spilled water.
4. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense!
When the instant noodle seasoning changed from liquid to solid, I knew that winter was coming. ...
6. Being single is a way of life, and getting married is a way of life.
7. Poverty limits many things. Why didn't I limit my weight?
8. There are only two things I can't do in my life, and that is either one or the other.
9. We all loved, hurt, hurt and hated, but we never lost weight.
10, the most romantic thing I can think of is watching you get old and I'm still handsome.
1 1, even if everyone shouts, they want their wives all over the world.
12, people who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a face problem.
13, God closed a door for you and went to wash and sleep.
14 How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
15, at my age, I will sing softly in your ear, like your body, give you a bag, leaving only mosquitoes.
16, don't use honey traps on me in the future, or I'll play along.
17, don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.
18, I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.
19, go to bed early every day, and play with your mobile phone less if you have nothing to do, which is not good for your mobile phone.
20. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.
2 1, behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.
22. Big data shows that quitting smoking can prolong your life span for nearly ten years. So if you quit smoking again and again, you will live forever.
23, you have abdominal muscles, I have a belly, not very belly, but very skin.
24. For the rest of my life, I will be thin and rich.
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