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Look, this is a woman's secret, a word about a woman's mood.
I won't remember you every second.
03) It is natural that I will wait and see when I see a handsome guy.
I complain about you because I care about you and I feel nervous for you.
You don't have to be rich, but you'd better have lofty goals and ideals, and you may become rich in the future.
06) Go shopping with me. Can you comb your hair and shave?
I know I am not the most beautiful in the world, but I hope you think I am, and always praise me for my beauty, sweet singing, good figure, loveliness and gentleness.
I hope you will notice that I have a haircut, a little eye shadow and new shoes.
So be sure to remember all kinds of anniversaries and birthdays.
10) I really want to share everything with you, such as what cosmetics and skin care products I use. Although you may not understand, I hope you pretend to be listening.
1 1) Can I brush my teeth before going to bed?
12) You don't need to be handsome, but you must be clean.
13) I have the biggest temper, and I can lose my temper generously. You'd better put up with me for a few days a month.
14) I will assume that you know how to remotely control and repair any electrical appliances, including computers, cameras, televisions, video recorders and hifi.
16) Call me wherever you go every day, tell me where you are and who you are with, and let me know your whereabouts.
17) Can you try not to tell the same joke and topic more than 20 times?
18) I lost my temper and dumped your phone, in fact, I wanted you to call me right away.
19) I don't mind your small belly, but try not to be too fat or too thin than me.
20) A man with too much muscle is not a man at all. That sounds horrific.
2 1) I will be very concerned about your brothers and old friends who have some bad hobbies and think that they will definitely lead you astray.
22) In front of friends, I hope you can get even? Love me more and be nervous about your appearance.
23) I cook for you, you can't think it's intentional, but you must say it's delicious.
24) All kinds of sports, singing and writing articles. I hope you are proficient in at least one thing (not counting playing video games), and you'd better know a little about everything else.
You should appreciate my work.
26) Being a big man does not mean being overbearing.
27) Being gentle doesn't mean having no opinion.
28) Being chic doesn't mean not explaining.
29) Please wash the dishes automatically after I finish cooking, and you should mop the floor after I finish sweeping.
I like your hard work, but you should also try to spend time with me.
3 1) When I ask you if it is better to go there, don't always say it casually. This is not to say that you are accommodating me, but that you are not in the mood to date me.
32) If I have Athena Chu's figure, I don't mind dressing like a sexy girl.
33) If I tell you to lose weight, what I really want to hear is that you are not fat at all. You don't need to lose weight. I just like it.
34) You'd better not have any female friends, confidants or sisters.
35) It is normal for me to have male friends.
36) I hope all your female colleagues are wives, aunts, ugly girls or fat girls.
I really want to know what happened between you and your ex-girlfriend. The more detailed, the better.
38) I sometimes think of my former boyfriend, the boy I had a crush on, and my favorite idol star.
39) No matter how long you have been in love, I am eager for you to surprise me from time to time.
You should always tell me that I love you, otherwise I will assume that you don't love me.
41)/kloc-girls under 0/2 have the right to dress up cute, and women of other ages have the right to cute personality!
42) Response: Don't yell or make a fuss in public) Don't yell at me in public or leave me alone.
It is impolite to be shy in public. It's not fashionable to swear in public.
44) (Response: I'm afraid if you dress up too much to go shopping with me) I'm even more afraid if you don't dress up at all to go shopping with me.
45) It doesn't matter what you teach me, the most important thing is to coax me into kissing me afterwards.
46) Although I already have you, I still hope someone else will pursue you.
47) When I lost my temper, I said to stop looking for me. Actually, I don't want you to stop looking for me, but I want you to coax me.
48) Actually, I often compare the girls around you, because I want you to praise me for being better than them.
49) duplicity is my specialty, especially when I lose my temper, I always lie? If you don't go, you will. If you don't want it, you need it. Bad means good.
50) When you lose your temper, coax me immediately. Don't give me time to calm down. Actually, I don't need time to calm down at all
5 1) I said you don't have to give me everything you like. But at least send me one or two on a special day to let me know that you pay attention to what I say.
52) You'd better remember what your girlfriend said and don't pretend to hear it.
53) You can accompany your friends, but you must pay attention to them.
54) When I say that there is a beautiful song, I hope you pay attention to the lyrics, because I actually want to express my feelings through the song.
55) When you finish your exercise (running or surfing), please don't come and hug me, your sweat stinks.
56) Shopping is a woman's nature. Please don't stop me or have any comments on my shopping. You'd better support me from time to time.
I don't mind giving you a massage, but I'm tired, too. I hope you can give me a massage.
58) Don't say in front of your parents that I can't do housework.
Emotional phrases about women
1, many times, I would rather be misunderstood than explained.
2, the wrong love is to buy shoes that don't fit, it hurts to wear feet, and it hurts to throw them away.
3, as if nothing had happened, it turned out to be the most ruthless revenge.
4. After all the pain and tears, look at the rainbow of life. Everything is so worth it.
Some things will not belong to you no matter how much you like them, and some things are doomed to give up no matter how much you miss them.
If I can't help you, I can at least stay with you.
7, happiness, is through the world of mortals, refined into steel, after years of circulation, flowers on both sides of the strait are still calm. Has its own Buddha heart, has become a landscape.
8. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.
9. When life is not satisfactory, it is a long vacation given by God. At this time, you should enjoy your holiday. Life really begins when the holiday suddenly ends and luck turns.
10, like a person together is very happy, love a person even if unhappy.
1 1. It is easy to forgive, but it is not so easy to trust again. The so-called "all poisons do not invade" is just a sign of numbness.
12, when you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink! You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy, and your heart will become clear at the moment of tear drops. ...
13, there is always a person who can make you sad to death with one sentence.
14, I can't promise you a perfect relationship. There is no quarrel or disagreement, but I can assure you that I will never leave as long as you insist.
15, there is a joke called love. I laughed my head off and cried my head off, but I still refused to let go.
16, I put my heart and soul into people and things. In the end, only myself was moved.
17, if you really want something, just let it go. If it comes back to you, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, don't wait, because it's not yours at all!
18, a smart girl, knows how to control her mouth, not to eat, not to talk, not to kiss the wrong person.
19, in love, there are no rules, no winning or losing, no right or wrong, no hero, no wise man, no genius ... In classic love, there are only two fools, holding each other's hands, stupidly loving, stupidly living and stupidly spending their lives.
If love can make up the exam, I won't cheat again.
2 1, sometimes I really want to throw my heart aside. What hurts? A worthless thing.
22. People who don't like to talk always have a history that we don't know.
23. We can turn back, but we don't have to. Even if one day, we find that we are wrong, we should turn around and stride in the right direction instead of always looking back and complaining that we are wrong.
24. Be kind to someone desperately, for fear that if you do something wrong, they won't like you. It's not love, it's flattery. After breaking up, I feel that I love each other more and can't live without him. This is not love but unwillingness. You work hard to be a man, for fear that others will look down on you. This is not strength, but fear. Many people are controlled by emotions, only dare to seize and dare not give up. But you dare not give up anything. How tired you live. Life will be more free and easy if you give up.
25. The most guilty woman is a woman who sleeps with a lover. The most disgusting woman is a woman who clings to others when they know that they have a lover. The most useless woman is a woman who keeps a man with tears. The most idiotic woman is the woman who lets go when a third party appears. The best woman is the one who is always with you and only loves you when you have nothing.
26. Whether you like it or not, whether it is appropriate or not, and whether you can be together are three different things.
27. When no one is distressed, they are distressed by themselves.
Complete works of mood phrases about women
1, you are a gentle woman, walking on the road, remember that you are the most beautiful girl; You are an open-minded woman, grievances are trivial, as long as you forgive gently.
2. Many people will ask, why does a woman attach so much importance to her work? I think: I work hard to stand by and watch the person I love. No matter he is rich or has nothing, I can open my hand and hug him frankly. I don't feel aloof if he is rich, and we won't be down and out if he is poor. This is the meaning of women's efforts! ! ! Life without a princess must have a queen's heart!
One of the happiest things in the world is to be in the same city with your girlfriend and have the same taste and values. You only know that you want this person to accompany you whenever and wherever you are in a good mood.
4. Be a light and cheerful woman and write noble love letters to yourself. Be a strong and independent woman and give life the best look.
At that moment, you really want him to know that you are in a bad mood. You really want to cry on him and listen to his comforting words, but he doesn't see your depression at all and doesn't ask you what's wrong. At that moment, you swallowed your words back, and he later asked, you don't want to say so much.
6. You married me, but I have one more person around me. I married you, but I have a family around me. You all live a accustomed life, but I have to give up my accustomed life. What is the purpose of marriage? If you are good to me, then I am worth it. If you treat me badly, how should I face it?
7. A person's happiest moment is to find the right person, the one who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you.
8. A really good aunt is a girl who lives for herself. Whether single or married, she tries to be herself. She doesn't complain much about others, and she never guesses what kind of people they are. When a girl reaches the age of 30, she must work harder for herself. As for what she thinks of you, you don't need to care too much, because they don't intersect with your life, even if they do, they are passers-by, and you are the golden heroine in your life.
9. Let women wear clothes from previous years, just like let men pick up the remaining cigarette butts! Don't complain that women always buy clothes. If you can, smoke it!
10, sometimes I really think you are stupid. You can't learn to win credit, to say beautiful words, to climb over others, and to learn all the survival skills that can make you live better in this world. It's not that you are not clever, but that you can't learn to show off your cleverness. It's not that you don't work hard, but you can't show off your efforts. However, you may not be successful enough, cute enough and proud enough. At least, you are real enough.
1 1. Men want their wives to be good, but if you are really good, someone will go out and have sex. Many men want women to go home and teach their children. When you really resign, he will look down on you in various ways. Men's likes and dislikes are often inversely proportional to the results you will get. The more unreliable a man wants you to do, the more it will ruin you. Therefore, for men, disobedience is the foundation of women.
12, in love, take a step back and broaden the horizon? Sometimes you think you are the heroine, but in fact you are just a spare tire. Sometimes you think you are a spare tire, but you are not even a spare tire. Don't compromise, love others, love yourself first.
13, don't wait for the last straw to give up the man who is not suitable for you. Time is a woman's most precious wealth. When it's time to turn around, you should turn around and leave. Even if you want to live a sad life, you should understand that this is a mistake and you don't need to take time to prove it.
14, you don't need too many criteria to choose a lover, as long as these three points are: don't lie to you, don't hurt you, and accompany you. One day you will understand that what you need is not vigorous love, but someone who won't leave you. He will give you a coat when you are cold, a cup of hot water when you have a stomachache and a hug when you are sad, so he will always accompany you. Not love more all day, but a serious sentence: stay together, don't leave!
15. If one day I become heartless. Please remember that I used to be kind. If one day, I become indifferent. Please remember, I used to be indifferent. If one day, I don't care about anything Please remember that no one has ever cared about me.
16, I suddenly understood that a woman's Excellence lies not in her appearance, money or social status. But what kind of man stood beside her.
17, every girl has her own greatness. You don't need anyone to prove your Excellence. Because the greatest beauty of a woman is independence.
18, the biggest mistake of women is to build themselves according to men's standards. When you look up at a man, you have lost your position.
19, the sign of a woman's maturity is to learn to be cruel, learn to be independent, learn to smile, and learn to discard unworthy feelings.
20. Women always remember that being beautiful is an advantage and living beautifully is a skill.
2 1, be a girl with texture: learn to travel, go to bed early and get up early; Beautiful and elegant, self-reliant and independent.
22, to be a woman, you can be short-sighted, but you must have goals and directions; You can be in troubled times, but you must be kind-hearted. This is the most beautiful passport for women.
23. What women are proud of is not your body, but your understanding heart.
24. A girl has an independent personality, knows how to take care of herself, can enjoy life to the fullest after things are handled properly, and has the ability to let go of her sufferings. Because of trivial matters, she can't let go of her temper for a long time, but she can give birth to a compassionate gentleness and a strong heart. She is not incited by cheap remarks and emotions, sticks to her own judgment and has no regrets. May you be such a person and the best woman.
25. Be a woman with a peach blossom face and a deep heart, self-knowledge, sincerity, kindness, sensitivity, sensibility, patience, independence and determination. Insist on reading, writing, listening to music, traveling, surfing the Internet, taking photos, sometimes singing, dancing, cleaning, cooking, dating and partying.
26. Women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play seriously, or be proud of being single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?
27. Remember that you are a girl, hard work is your symbol, self-confidence is your capital, and smile is your symbol. What you want to strive for is not to compromise in front of a man and let him see your efforts, but to work hard and wait for a man who puts a ring on your ring finger on one knee after several years. If you want others to love you, the premise is to love yourself first.
28. No matter what major you study, you must find someone you like at work, so that you will be happy from 6 am to 8 pm every day. You must find someone you like again, so that you will be happy from 8 pm to 6 am.
29. Still don't love me. If you like, try my strange temper, possessiveness, selfishness, willfulness and duplicity first. After that, if you still love me, then my world is only you.
I want to marry a man who regards me as a treasure. He will tolerate my small shortcomings, be considerate of my thoughtlessness, take care of me, spoil me like his little pet, drive away my occasional bad mood, hold me to sleep, make me a pillow, and make me feel safe forever. . .
3 1, only if you don't care that others will leave, they will not be willing to leave. The more you don't care, the more stable the relationship is. So you will find that those who make the prodigal son accept the heart are the most free and easy women.
32. Girls with rough roads are super kind and obedient to men. The more you give in your relationship, the less you get. Give everything and you will lose everything. At the beginning of life, sex is cheap. Everyone has his meanness. The less you give it to him, the more anxious he will be to pester you. Therefore, you must be reserved in the emotional world. Love yourself three points, love yourself seven points, and you will be happy.
33. My boyfriend must find someone who can be mainly, otherwise I will lose my temper every day, and I will simply treat you as a brother.
34. If there is no ugliness of separation and betrayal, how can it be regarded as true love? Please try to believe that you love again and don't bow your head. Don't be afraid that you won't believe in simple dreams when your youth disappears. I watched you swim on the shore, and your persistence moved me. You will, and you will be happy one day.
35. The process of every woman's growth, like the process of sand growing into pearls, is always accompanied by tears and pain.
36. If someone cares about you depending on whether he is busy or not, be an ordinary friend.
37. Take a brave step forward and you will know me. Stand in the back, you'll never touch me.
38. There is absolutely no need to turn yourself into a bad guy who never refuses, always helps others, but keeps hurting himself.
39. Hug yourself when you are tired, and coax yourself when you cry. It is impossible for someone around you to accompany you and spoil you all the time. Learn to love yourself.
40. You can't say that you can only love one person in your life. It's impossible. But there must be someone who can make me laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and remember the most deeply.
Talk about phrases about women.
First, all the glories of life need to be repaid by loneliness after all. -Gabriel Garcia marquez "One Hundred Years of Solitude"
Second, you are very considerate of others, which is rare.
Third, it is better to let you fail me than to pass by and miss this life.
Fourth, women are like this. Take off her pants once, and she will remember you forever.
You got an arrow in the heart, and you are in pain. This is just your own business. Others may sympathize and lament, but you never know how your wound festers. Therefore, it is meaningless to tear up the scar and let people visit it. -"To the Youth We Will Die"
6. I always thought that people are getting old slowly, but they are not. People get old in an instant. -Haruki Murakami "Dance! Dance! Dance! 》
7. A peaceful woman doesn't ask so much and doesn't put too much pressure on herself. Of course, she won't put too much pressure on men. Therefore, a peaceful woman always relaxes men and can be a port for men to rest.
Eight, far away, I look at your back, your black hair is tied behind your head with a bunch of big red ribbons, like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream at the foot of a quiet mountain.
9. If a woman is slack, relaxed and careless about her image, her charm will be weakened.
Ten, the way you smile is the most touching, two thin lips are laughing, long eyes are laughing, and the two dimples on your cheeks are also laughing.
If a woman is like prose, then she must be serene and beautiful. Even if she doesn't have a graceful and gorgeous appearance, the flowing temperament between her brow will be elegant and simple, giving people a very pleasant visual enjoyment.
Girl, you must live like a man, or you will be sorry for the dog who is watching jokes behind your back.
Thirteen, Snow White's story tells us that even if seven diaosi are kind to her, it is not as good as a kiss from a rich and handsome man.
You are the goddess of ivory carving, generous and dignified? Gentle and quiet, all of which make men deeply admire.
Fifteen, love meets a third party, don't blindly compromise and forgive. You know, some things can be forgiven, but some things are lifelong scars.
Dear, if you love someone, please remember to tell him, then slap him hard and tell him loudly that we can't.
Seventeen, occasionally silent life will feel very cool, silent life will feel very miserable.
18. How to be reserved is very simple. The hesitation of raising one's hand and raising one's head, the thinking before speaking, the caution when walking, and the slow smile after hearing jokes all reflect a woman's reserve.
Nineteen, find a person to love or hate, even emotions and motivation, can give you energy to live a good life. -"Hello, Old Times"
Don't dress yourself unkempt for anyone, but dress yourself clean and beautiful every day, just for yourself.
A really good woman should be the messenger of love and the embodiment of gentleness. Only gentle women are the most exciting and beautiful women, with long fragrance and beautiful distance!
22. Don't think that people who leave can't live. You know, your life comes from your parents, and no one is worth the price of your life except them.
Twenty-three, without the sun, flowers will not bloom; There is no happiness without love; Without women, there is no love; Without a mother, there would be neither poets nor heroes. Happy Women's Day!
You are a bit like the moon in the sky, and you are also like the twinkling stars. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet. Otherwise, you will write 10,000 poems to describe your beauty.
Twenty-five, flowers are flying all over the sky, and dreams wake up.
26. In all fairness, although you are far from the image that smiles and beautiful eyes expect, you have fair skin, slim figure, regular facial features and delicate appearance, and quite feel like a lotus flower. The moment I first touched you, I strongly felt that you exuded a wonderful gentle atmosphere.
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