Make fun of your vulgar sentences, laugh at secular sentences (73 sentences)

1, five senses are more important than three views.

2, the hero has no good wife, and the lazy man marries the flower branch.

3, be a layman, greedy, lascivious and upright.

4. In the dust, while being a layman, laugh at yourself.

5, put down your body, I am the master of my road.

6. Be a layman, be neither humble nor supercilious, and enjoy it.

7, be a layman, life is short, eat, drink and be merry.

8, be a layman, thank you for love, thank you for meeting.

9. Be a layman, accept and cultivate your own heart.

10, be a layman, loaf all your life, be clean and comfortable.

1 1, be a layman, entertain yourself and live a good day.

12, I was drunk and didn't accept anyone. I held the wall.

13, live well and have a new blow every day.

14, reason is always cleaning up the mess for sensibility.

15, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

16, my mud is well paved and I don't need your help.

17, please raise your hand if you love me, please stand on your head if you don't love me.

18, I regret not seeing you all my life, and I regret seeing you all my life.

19, I have to choose one to make a fortune and make friends.

20. If you are happy, you are unhappy. If you get cheap, you lose.

2 1, after all, I am still a layman, and I barely laugh at myself.

22. Thank those who beat me. Lying down is really comfortable.

23. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten!

24. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten!

25. I am not single. There is a girl with a hard disk beside me.

26. Being a layman requires no rehearsal. You just want to meet first and spend your life together.

27. It's better for you to buy me 10 cigarettes than for me to go for one night-it's always a good deal.

As long as I work hard, there is nothing I can't screw up.

29. I want to be different from others every day, and the result is the same every day.

30, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

3 1, laity likes to ask for trouble, and sure enough, a mediocre life is only self-mockery.

32, don't talk to me about money, hurt feelings; Don't talk to me about feelings either, it hurts money!

People better than you are still working hard, so what's the use of your efforts?

34. I saw a netizen's brief and powerful self-introduction-gender male, love female.

35. As a layman, what are you thinking? You are a layman.

36. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat it back.

37. But gold always shines, so you can only reflect light.

38. Another day has passed. How was your day? Is your dream farther away?

39. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

40. My life can be summed up in nine words: I can do whatever I want with my salary, and my salary is naturally cool.

4 1, kneel down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry that I followed me and made you feel wronged.

42. Plant orchids again today, which is fragrant in dreams and vulgar in the world of mortals. Why pretend to be elegant? .

43. It didn't hurt at all when the stairs fell today. Fortunately, there is so much meat to cushion them.

44. In the game of life, God deals cards and we play cards ourselves.

45. Don't always scold me for hating iron. Don't you know that iron can't be turned into steel?

46. Those who carry the lamp on their backs cast their shadows in front.

47. The world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

48. Come on, you are the worst. Come on, you are the fattest. Please, you are the poorest.

49. This life is not long, but something will be lost. You might as well be a layman, be lazy and live with your heart.

50. When you are confused, set yourself a small goal and be a layman. Don't talk about debt, don't live up to meeting.

5 1, from nothing at the beginning of the year to penniless at the end of the year, don't forget your active mind, one year was in vain!

52. If you can't squeeze into this world, don't squeeze, it will hinder others' eyes and break your heart.

53. Run around every day, away from fame and fortune. Let him have as much money as he wants. It's good to be a layman.

54. Always emphasize not to forget your active mind or laugh at yourself as a layman, but try not to get stuck in stereotypes.

55. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

56. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

57. This life is not long, and I will eventually lose it. I might as well be a layman, be lazy and live with my heart.

58. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky.

59. The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than 20 years. Never got to the point.

60. A female netizen said to send me a photo of Zhang Zhenren. I was so excited that I opened it. It's Zhang Sanfeng.

6 1, it's not terrible to be almost squeezed into a photo on the bus. The scary thing is taking pictures with disgusting men.

62. It's really boring. Buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

63. What kind of phobia do you have? Not just because of poverty; What is indecision? Because of cowardice.

64. Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

65. We used to be husband and wife, but now we are mobile phones. A mobile phone in hand, forever. The mobile phone is not in hand, and there is no soul.

66. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.

67. Every time I am whimsical, I can't help laughing at my vulgarity. I know that I am a layman after all, and I don't know why I am so vulgar.

68. Don't expect anyone to have moral cleanliness, because every soul in this world has a pockmarked face, and no one can look too close.

69. You see that he is bald and sells "hair restorer"! Bald head: Hey! Why do you talk like that? According to you, can't men sell "tattooed breasts"?

70. Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot came home and knocked at the door. The wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requesting landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, 777 will take off immediately to make room for you!

7 1, don't like people who are too vulgar, especially those who flaunt themselves with diaosi and laugh at themselves too much. The fact is that I am a layman myself, thinking about doing things seriously, but I can't find anything to do.

72. Every girl is an angel without tears. When an angel falls in love with a boy, he will have tears. When that day comes, the tears will fall to the earth. Therefore, every boy should not disappoint your girl, because he once gave up the whole heaven for you.

73. Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny. Everything is like a misplaced painting. Everything in the past can't go back to the past, so it slowly extends bit by bit. Maybe we should forget what interleaving is.