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Insomnia, how to make friends with humor?

1, I woke up when I didn't feel funny, and I wanted to knock on your window with a quilt.

2. I have planned my life 800 times when I have insomnia, and I still do it every day.

No matter how to make a girl laugh, it is more important than a man who made her cry once. It kept me awake for a long time.

I accidentally broke into your world, but found that I couldn't get out.

5. Let me tell you a story. Don't lose sleep all night.

6. I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps well.

7. When you are insomnia, you are most afraid that the rain outside the window will shake your keen senses like thunder.

8. The more tired I am, the more I want to sleep. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

I can't sleep every night. Getting up thinking about you is like sleeping pills.

10, insomnia, drunkenness, people who can't let go.

1 1. I want to listen to your moon and my heart when I have insomnia.

12, I drink because I can sleep well when I am drunk.

13, in the dead of night, I was alone on the lonely road, smoking a cigarette to ignite loneliness.

14, the world of mortals is the most ridiculous and infatuation is the most boring. It is better to sleep at home.

15, you can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life. Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

16, still lying in bed, not sleeping, this is not insomnia, this is called staying up late.

17. Sometimes people who say good night first just want the other person to sleep first, but they can't sleep alone.

18, you are the best reason for my insomnia.

19, is there any medicine for insomnia?

I wish I could go back to that day. I can beg you. Please don't leave me.

2 1, why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.

22. Many people have insomnia.

I want to have a good rest during the day because I want to sleep at night.

24, can't sleep can't sleep, dear friend can't sleep. There are people who can't sleep like me and often suffer from insomnia.

25. It's only when you lose sleep that you realize that your past life was actually a coffee bean.

I can't sleep tonight because I miss her and regret it. I want her back. She is very kind to me. Is a boy like me a bitch?

27, insomnia, love will eventually sleep.

28. I have insomnia again.

29. People who say good night to bed are often still in a daze after half an hour.