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Thousand-word short story: fart

Beauty farts in the elevator.

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There were four people in the elevator, including him.

He was at the end with a middle-aged woman, and in front were two young men in white-collar clothes.

Beauty is the last one to come in, at the front.

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As soon as the elevator started, the beautiful woman farted.

Fart for less than two seconds.

If the fart has no sound, or the time is shorter, he may not find the source.

But now everyone can determine the source of the sound.

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There was silence in the elevator.

Everyone is breathing quietly.

Breathing is the loudest sound at this time.

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On the one hand, he held his breath, on the other hand, he could not help but twitch his nose twice.

In fact, he didn't smell anything.

Maybe it hasn't spread yet.

Probably absorbed by the first two people.

Or it may be masked by the smell of beautiful women.

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Beauty never looks back.

Her long hair covered her face.

But you can imagine that her face must be red at this time.

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She is like a flower swaying in the wind and rain, experiencing destruction.

She stood in front of the blackboard, like a pupil who did something wrong.

She is like a mistress who is cheating on others, so she is caught in the first place.

She was caught in public like a street thief.

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The elevator door opened and the beautiful woman slipped out quickly.

The elevator continued to run, and the others returned to normal.

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Left and right are just a fart.