Campus funny, good night, heart talk

1, skipping class is a carnival for one person, and attending class is the loneliness of a group of people.

I like going to school, but I don't like attending classes.

3. School! Although you have my people, you can't get my heart.

Youth is running wildly, then falling down beautifully, getting up and running again.

From elementary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

6. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

7. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

8. I have never been late since I set my alarm clock to restless and got up and rolled around every day.

9. Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, then we will ignore the bell.

10, it's not hard to be single, but it's hard to deal with those who try their best to make you end it.

1 1. I comfort myself every time I finish the exam. It's okay. Participation is very important.

12, the school is a funeral home, the class is a crematorium and the teacher is Rebecca.

13, there are no bad students, only teachers who can't educate.

14, as long as you have classes in your heart, you have classes everywhere you go.

15. The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

16, whether you speak or not is your business, and whether you listen or not is my business. My business is none of your business!

17, it was normal to have a stomachache when I was a child. Now you have a stomachache. People say you have your period.

18, if there were no homework, no exams, no exams and no parent-teacher conferences, I think I would like to go to school very much.

19. When I heard the teacher say that the fine would start again, I knew that his salary had been spent.

20. I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.

2 1, after the exam, no matter how bad your grades are, you must live with a smile. This is the dignity of scum.

22. I can't sleep at home and always doze off in class.

23, some people, the exam depends on strength, some people, the exam depends on vision, and I, the exam depends on imagination.

24. The situation on campus is basically that girls wear nightclubs and boys wear migrant workers.

25. The happiest thing is to lie on my desk and wait for class to end, and wake up after school.

26. Senior one, you learn silly coins; Senior two, don't learn stupid money; Senior three, you all know that you have learned stupid coins.

27. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

28, learn Chinese for three years, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.

29. When I was a child, I was most afraid of school teachers, parents and classmates telling me to sue teachers.

30. The teacher said: The senior high school entrance examination is coming, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood.

3 1. After the exam, the eugenics will say: Lie in the trough, one more is wrong! Poor students will say, Emma, one more!

32. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank problem called not at all, a kind of multiple-choice problem called looking to the right, a kind of calculation problem called crying while doing, and an application problem called falling apart.

33. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen at that time.

34. I just got excited about the exam and wrote the exam number as QQ number.

35, homework, homework, how much. I did my homework and everything was wasted. Worried about homework, the world went to Qiu Lai like a veteran in the spring.

36. In that year's homework, one person was wrong, and as a result, the whole class was wrong.

37. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

38. The teacher's classic lies, no matter good students or poor students, I treat them equally.

Life is so short, why should the result of an exam affect our mood?

40. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

4 1, I really love you, telling you is a big adventure.

42. You did really badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.