Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Wake up my sadness and say: sometimes what we need is not a bowl of chicken soup, but a lever.
Wake up my sadness and say: sometimes what we need is not a bowl of chicken soup, but a lever.
2, lying is actually gambling, gambling that the other person's IQ is not enough to hear the flaw, gambling that the other person's feelings are deep enough to forgive your poor reasons.
When you learn to keep, you can accept all despair and lies. I can give up everything. What can you do with me?
No one lives more easily than anyone else. It's just that some people are crying and suffering for the land. Some people, however, grind their teeth silently and force themselves to learn to be strong.
Life can't be as good as you think, but it can't be as bad as you think. Sometimes, I will be so weak that I will burst into tears at a word. Sometimes, I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.
6. The best thing for a group is to let go, and no matter how much you miss it, you won't bother. One day you will know that it is more practical to get something than to have it.
7. Concessions bring long-term hope. Don't expect any respect and love.
8. Sometimes we are unhappy because we care too much about other people's feelings. A criticism and a great event are all in our hearts, and let the outside world control my state of mind.
9. Getting something completely is sometimes happier than losing it, because there is no need to wait hard.
10, stay out of it, anyone can be calm, and no one can be calm in it, so please don't comment on anyone casually, because you are not among them.
12, people and people are really indescribable doom. You can't sleep at night for a group, and that group is for others to eat and drink.
13, when you trust a group without reservation, there will only be these two consequences in the end, either the group in life or the lesson in life.
14, I think making money is more important than anything else, because I can handle a lot of achievements when I really encounter difficulties.
15, you may be a little embarrassed to make money hard, but you are really beautiful.
16, I thought it was a great thing to like it. I can climb mountains, climb mountains to heaven, and later I know it's not. It can't even make you happy.
Sometimes what we need is not a bowl of chicken soup, but a slap in the face.
1. I always quarrel with you, but I never want to be apart. I always make fun of you, but I never dislike you. I always keep my word. I want you to understand my heart. I am always melodramatic and crazy occasionally, but everything is because I love you.
2, a person, I am not afraid, I am afraid that when I get used to being alone, someone will disturb everything.
3. In a relationship, if a boy keeps taking the initiative, this relationship will be good, but if a girl keeps taking the initiative, this relationship will not last long.
4. Don't forget what others said when they were angry, because that is often the truth; Don't hate the person who says this, because it's another way for him to let you see yourself clearly.
5. It's ironic to mention the past.
We haven't spoken for a long time. It's been a long time. Don't say it, don't say it. I know what the beginning means. When you and I become strangers on the first day of a month, there is nothing. At that time, I will say to you, I wish you happiness. This sentence may be boring, but I have poured all my feelings for you into it. Please leave with this sentence.
The reason why I ignore you is that I want you to ignore me.
8. Everyone is an adult;
Don't be too blx, don't put on airs;
In his twenties, he kidnapped his friends with his own ideas;
It's really a bit ridiculous;
If you want to be a princess, do it yourself;
At least I won't be your servant.
9. 80% of the pain in life comes from working;
But I know that if I don't go to work;
There will be 100% pain from lack of money;
So I choose between going to work and having no money.
10, not too good, you can refuse what you don't want to do, you don't have to be forced to do what you can't do, and pretend not to hear if you don't like it. Your life is not to please others, but to be kind to yourself.
One person has a bowl of poisoned chicken soup, which is highly toxic.
Brainwashing poison chicken soup, highly toxic, be careful!
You have tried your best, but you are not necessarily inferior to others.
Failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you believe this sentence.
Do you think the rich are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.
All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome.
When you stay up late every day, have you ever thought that the person you like has fallen asleep and woke up without you, and he doesn't love you?
Why are you afraid of ghosts? People are the ones who hurt you.
Aren't all the sweet words you've heard paving the way for bed?
Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.
Good girls deserve the word "good", and beautiful girls have everything.
Sometimes you don't work hard, how do you know what despair is?
Is it useful to look good? It's so useful!
I tease you not because I like you, but because of your appearance. I know you sleep easily.
My life now is not what I want, but I did ask for it.
Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie walked a hundred and eight thousand miles, but he didn't lose weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian!
Don't believe Cinderella's fairy tales. If the shoes really fit, they won't fall off at that time.
Seeing that everyone's boyfriend and girlfriend are getting uglier and uglier, I know that everyone is serious and really getting married.
Do you know why your chat software is so quiet? Because you have been indifferent to everyone for one person, no one will look for you again.
The ugly duckling itself is a swan, and Cinderella itself is of noble birth.
Those who have knocked me down, thank you, it's really comfortable to lie down.
Don't stay up because you are ugly.
You drink chicken soup because the meat is eaten by others!
Have a bowl of poisoned chicken soup, and every sentence is incisive.
1, keep the sad side and digest it slowly. Anyway, there must be more people gloating than people who love you.
I hope that after you cry, your heart will be a little cooler and show your ruthlessness better.
I am lazy and have no special skills, but I am a good cook who stays up late.
4. If you don't confess, you can be friends and borrow money. If you borrow money and confess that you have been rejected and become a stranger, then you don't have to pay back the money.
Lack of sleep can make people stupid. If I look listless, I may be tired, hungry and probably sleepy.
6. In fact, you don't like him very much, but you are worried that you have paid but didn't get a response.
7. Everything will pass, restless mood, lonely life, and things that are useless to work hard.
8. If he likes you, your temper is mostly called character. If he doesn't like you, even if you are as meek as a cat, he will think you have lost your hair.
9. Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people can't find it, some people shouldn't, and some people can't.
10, when you feel that you have nothing and nothing to love. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat!
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