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1, sleep until I wake up naturally, but I only have five dollars.

2. I'm still lamenting the small waist of the past. Looking at the present, I hate it. I'm covered in flowers.

3, forget it, don't lose weight, do you love meat there.

4. Build your own roads, dig others' roads, and let others build roads with me.

I want to catch the tail of time, but I didn't expect it to be so slippery.

6, the so-called successful woman is, cow B during the day, cow B at night, fucking cow.

7. Countdown to the start of school, take the time to have fun and go to school to catch up on sleep.

8. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know why I don't know.

9. What I am not good at is staying, but leaving one by one.

10, a smile can be given to anyone, but your heart is only given to one person.

1 1, I don't mind you lying to me, what I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

12, class is better than the national anthem, and class is more tense than class.

13, I am about to start school, how to comfort you when you are about to start school!

14, when you were about to give birth, the doctor took a look and asked if you wanted to go back to the fortress.

15, in this impetuous society, it is better to be smart than to pretend to be deaf.

16, dreams can't be measured by money, otherwise your dreams will depreciate.

17, after repeated silence, I know that the cowardice of dead support is fake.

18, you are in my aunt's heart, not afraid that my uncle will strangle you in the middle of the night.

19, I can tell many stories, from suitable for all ages to unsuitable for children!

20. The subscriber you called is still in the toilet. Please bring him toilet paper later!

2 1, there is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.

22. Because I was too sincere before, I am heartless now.

23, selective amnesia is a technical job, but unfortunately I am best at making mistakes.

24. I love you enough. It's decent for you to love me and wait for a while.

25. Vulnerable people only know how to pity themselves, but don't know how to reflect on themselves.

26. The most perfect picture in happiness can only be fixed in the time in my memory.

27. Without you, tomorrow is not worth waiting for and yesterday is not worth remembering.

28. oh, my god Give me a way out! Why do you always give me trouble?

29. The bathhouse suddenly stopped water supply, and suddenly a person sang "All Bubbles".

30, this week's physical examination, I hope the male god will never watch me tired into a dog.

3 1, a person's life is really not long, everyone has to live for himself.

32. I have learned not to provoke others, but it doesn't mean that I am being slaughtered.

33. The reason for being single so far: acquaintances are not easy to start, and strangers are not easy to talk.

34. Miss's beard looks so euphemistic that she must be a good family!

35. Women are tools to make human beings, and men are human beings who use tools.

36. In fact, everyone teaches white paper in Grade One, so why kill each other?

37. In this extraordinary world, I met you who I thought was extraordinary.

Don't coax me like a child, you can't do it well.

39, like not to say confession, kiss directly! Don't say goodbye. I'm sorry. Just leave.

40. Give me a correct answer and I will give my parents a satisfactory answer.

4 1, in fact, anyone who looks at it carefully is ugly, and it is good to have seen it.

42. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.

43, holding a glass of liquor, lips and teeth smile, sweet taste, Mu Zi flowers in full bloom.

44. There are no two unsuitable people, only one heart that doesn't want to be together.

45. Laugh three times a day: Tian Tong, Tong Di, laxatives, good figure!

46, don't think you are a superman, superman dare to wear * * * outside you dare!

47. The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let people pee and look in the mirror.

48. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why do I need work experience?

49. Even though our youth is silent, there are good scenery everywhere.

50. Love is actually very simple. Meet someone worthy and marry him.

5 1. Maybe you think I'm on a whim, but congratulations.

52. Love is not a vigorous oath, but a dull companionship.

53. Others are full after eating two bites, and I want to eat two more when I am full.

54. I am grateful for my acne, because they prove that I am so young.

You say that feelings depend on feelings, but you never have feelings for ugly people.

56. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

57. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

58, Vince 3,000 is not as good as chest 42, and a man of great talent is not as good as half a catty!

59, the mouth is an axe, the words are cutting the tongue, the words are measured, and the play is abusive.

60. No amount of time can compare with the silly years together.

6 1, drinking can anesthetize for a while, and when you wake up, you will find yourself alone.

62. Since my parents added my QQ, it is no longer sad to talk about signing.

63. Men don't have to argue, and women don't have to be pitiful.

64. What woman chases a man's barrier yarn is simply across the Sahara desert.

65. Wages are like a period, once a month and gone in a week or so.

66. Laugh for ten years, and then two laughs are not directly killed.

67. If you haven't cried in the long night, you won't understand the meaning of growing up.

68. A large-scale disaster movie "Starting School" will be shown in the whole country soon.

69. I don't fall in love because I'm waiting for a love that I can talk about for a lifetime.

70. A person should never be a slave to his emotions.

7 1. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

72. Sorry, I think too much. You take it for granted that you are good to me.

73. Many girls got Han Hong's disease, but not Han Hong.

74. In order to find my prince, I will kiss all frogs in the world.

75, love has no reason, (next88) can make love last.

76, women, the most terrible time is not outbursts, but after makeup removal.

77. The winter vacation is only 20 days away! These days, it takes 33 days to be lovelorn.

78. Actually, I am really a good boy, but the way you look at me is very strange.

79. Don't pretend to be too strong, others will take it as a reason to hurt you.

80. I comfort myself after every exam. It doesn't matter. It's all about participation.

8 1, if beauty can be eaten as food, I guess this is the rhythm of starving people.

82. Don't treat me like a common people and tell the story of the underworld.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know!

Who do you think you are? You are overflowing water. I don't even want a basin.

85. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

86. A little pig learned to fish in troubled waters and got mixed up with a tiger. What a disaster!

87. There are always regrets in life, so why force those that don't belong to us.

88. I am not a fool, but because I love you, I have turned myself into a fool.

89. Degeneration is because heaven is boring and hell is painful, so it is reduced to earth.

90. Seeing couples passing by, I miss us.

9 1, taking a math test is like being a doctor. Anyway, the first sentence is I tried my best.

92. I crossed the mountains and seas, but I couldn't get past the crowd in the canteen.

93. If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will turn into a frozen pear.

94. If separation is the only way out, I will say anything.

95. One day you left, and I cried, leaving my happy tears.

The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

97. Cheap is also an art. Let's do this art well together!

98. Death is a part of life and something we are destined to do.

99. At that time, you didn't know how to leave. At that time, I wrote a lie about leaving.

100, life is given by parents, cherish it, the road is your own, be careful!

10 1. One day, the girl next to me asked me who Aoi sora was, and my brother smiled.

102, it's not that I can't live without you, but that I will be swallowed up by my thoughts.

103, in fact, I am really a devoted person, but people always say that I am a playboy.

104. For bachelors, Valentine's Day is like a period. It hurts once.

105, if one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent.

106, although it is good to go to bed early and get up early, I am in a good mood to stay up late.

107, I chose to forget, remember the present and look forward to the future.

108, stay in bed for a while, after all, the only thing that can give you warmth is the quilt.

109, my brother is not lonely, it is spring; I don't call it loneliness, I call it bed.

1 10. When you see someone you like on the road, you will immediately start the pretend mode.

1 1 1. It is insulting to shed tears in front of a man who doesn't love you.

1 12, what is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

1 13, being kissed by you is particularly disgusting, because I don't want to admit that you are a pig.

1 14, I won, you accompany me to the world. I lost, you come back with me.

1 15, I don't want to have a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs makes me rich.

Loneliness is hearing a familiar name and accidentally remembering some stories.

1 17, maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

1 18, I haven't touched my pen for a long time. Now I do my homework with the feeling that the emperor has approved the throne.

1 19 and * * may not be Superman, but they may be LadyGaGa.

120, a dog jumped out of the bushes, and I couldn't help calling your name.

12 1. Hello after breaking up is too heavy, which is equivalent to being unfamiliar to some extent.

122. Judging from the way he eats, it is hard to believe that human beings will become extinct one day.

123, girls holding hands to go to the toilet is called friendship; Boys holding hands to go to the bathroom are called perverts.

124, the marriage law that can really prevent divorce is: after divorce, the house belongs to the state.

125, wasting time, wasting this time, this is the life I want.