Drinking funny sentences makes you laugh to death

1, drunk and ambitious, dare to ask his wife to scold for three days!

2, the biggest pain-you are not drunk when drinking, you can't get drunk, you can only pay the bill.

Three, one, two, two gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still screaming.

4. To make the guests drink well, you must drink well first.

5. I don't float if snowflakes don't float, and I don't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

6. People get drunk as soon as they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

7. Leading cadres don't drink and have no friends.

8, the east wind blows, the drums beat, and whoever drinks today is afraid.

9. How many worries you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

10, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.