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I envy you for being handsome. What do you envy me?

You envy me for being handsome, and I envy you for having a home and someone waiting for you to come home.

Humorous sentences are as follows:

1, friends walk together all their lives, and whoever has an object is a dog.

2. If you add "lying trough" to a sentence, it will be especially sincere. For example, "Sister Wocao, you have lost weight" is a heartfelt thought.

3. Who said, "Never forget, there will be repercussions"? The person you like has never told me that he wants to get rich overnight, and it has never come true.

I may not be able to lift 100 Jin of stones, but if it is 100 Jin RMB, I promise to pick it up and run.

5, don't expect to lose weight, Bajie walked a hundred thousand miles and didn't lose weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

6. Do you want to get thinner? Do you want to get better? Do you want to be beautiful? Come on, let's drink this cup of milk tea and embrace tomorrow together.