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Post-90s non-mainstream, what’s so great about sex?

1. The concept of finding friends is too outdated. If you meet one, it’s no big deal.

2. Don’t be as old-fashioned as your dad, wearing glasses and writing love letters.

3. In the past, when talking about friends, you first asked others if they had friends, but now you have to ask others if they are gay. Dizzy.

4. I don’t have to worry about where the money comes from. My parents are still young. This is the advantage of our generation.

5. Whoever worries about the future might as well spend his time on which discotheque to go to HIGH every day.

6. Don’t ask me who I am, please fall in love with me? Ha, previous generations have designed ways for us to fall in love, which is good.

7. What’s so great about sex? When strangers meet, don’t they always ask you what sex is?

8. Responsibility belongs to parents. As a new generation, our responsibility is to give up responsibility and live a relaxed life.

9. There is no right or wrong in the world, because there are more people who say right and wrong, then there is right and wrong.

10. If you get married and have children, you are destined to be a fool.

11. If you are not sure who you love, then fall in love first. If you are not sure whether you are in love, then live together first.

12. Love and bed can be separated. Going to bed is just because it is convenient to be in bed. If there are too many prerequisites, the motivation for going to bed will not be simple.

13. It’s hard to find a job, but it’s not hard to find a boyfriend. If you can't support people by working, then you should change your mind and let men support you.

14. History cannot go back, because history is a one-way street along time. Not even a red light can stop it.

15. I don’t like the teacher’s dogma. What I like to do most is not explained well to us, which is very hypocritical.

16. Some old men are lustful and think that young girls are short of money.

17. Textbooks must be thrown away after passing the exam. If you mention it after passing the exam, you will definitely be a nerd.

18. In this era, it’s okay to love fools, but never love nerds. Because a fool may be a genius in some aspect, but a nerd is definitely a fool.

19. Everyday mood is related to celebrities. This is definitely a manifestation of the more tasteful life of the post-90s generation.

20. In daily life, don’t be friends with people who dress appropriately.

Non-mainstream quotes from the post-90s generation

1. Distance does not produce beauty, but the third party.

2. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out long ago.

3. Although you are sprayed with cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

4. Aren’t all men and women equal? ??Why can’t I go to the women’s toilet?

5. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but the exam is about to take place. Others are reviewing, but I am previewing. What's even more tragic is that others have passed the preview, but you haven't passed the review.

6. If you live, you will die sooner or later; if you die, you will live forever.

7. I think China Travel will work, but I won’t pay to see if you can do it.

8. Everyone who doesn’t want to fall in love has an impossible person living in his heart

9. Goods have an expiration date, and people sometimes get tired of it. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

10. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.

11. People should not be judged by appearance, and mistresses should not be judged by comparison.

12. Every woman will always be humbled by a certain man.

13. Cucumbers must be photographed and life must be exciting.

14. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

15. If a woman does well, she is a sister-in-law; if she does not do well, she is a bitch.

16. Salary is like a big aunt. It comes once a month and disappears in about a week.

17. Failure is success. Then I have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

18. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

19. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow! It's all dark...

20. Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be struck by lightning

21. The most glorious moment of the apple was when it hit Newton on the head.

22. I am dead and I have to burn paper. Small things call up souls, big things dig graves. You really want me to come down and accompany you. If it goes online, it is purely a corpse transformation.

23. A bald donkey dares to steal the master’s wife from a poor man

24. If I die, please give me a sister.

25. There are thousands of men in the world, but if you are unhappy, you will change them every day.

26. You are not a VIP, not even an IP, you are just a P.

27. White Tuoshan bone-strengthening powder, apply one pack of it after one stroke, you will be stabbed a second time...

28. Some people are alive, but they are already dead; some As long as a person is alive, he should have died long ago.

29. If one day your sister becomes really crazy, please tell others that you will live like a lady.

30. When looking at beauties on the street, if you look at them at a higher level, you are appreciating them... At a lower level, you are a gangster.

31. Boss, is there any Coke? Bring me a bottle of Sprite...

32. It’s not that I don’t dare to kick you, I’m just afraid of dirtying the Nikes on my feet.

33. Asking what love is in the world, just ask people to take off their clothes.

34. There are many ways to end a friendship, the most radical one is to borrow money and not repay it.

35. Your Majesty: Aunt Rong, why are you making things difficult for Xiao Yanzi and Ziwei in every possible way? What are your intentions, this despicable slave? Aunt Rong knelt on the ground and said with tears: Your Majesty, do you remember Xia Yuhe on the shore of Daming Lake? Do you still remember Aunt Rong who was holding the boat?

36. The two most difficult things in the world: One is to put your thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. If the former is successful, call the teacher; if the latter is successful, call the boss; if both are successful, you can call the wife or the university or the church

37. There is a kind of crash called incorrect password input, and there is a kind of panic called account login in a different place. , there is a kind of feeling called invisible, there is a kind of misunderstanding called man-machine offline, there is a kind of loss called you don’t have access rights

38. When you do something right, no one will remember; when you do something right, When it’s wrong, even breathing is wrong

39. Baidu can’t search for you, so I have to go to Sogou

40. When a man is dumped, it’s a money issue; when a woman is dumped, it’s a face issue. I got dumped, there's something wrong with your fucking head. Non-mainstream sad sentences born in the 90s

1. The bird has no wings and cannot fly, but I can live well without you.

2. Don’t say you can’t bear to leave, just say goodbye cleanly.

3. I keep trying to forget the unbearable memories you brought me, but I keep remembering them.

4. We didn’t persist in the past. Now we let each other go.

5. In a group of people, there is always a cute one, a pure one, a cool one, and an indispensable fat one.

6. We stay where time is. In fact, it had already been ruthlessly swept away by the torrent.

7. The four words "Don't regret it" also mean "Please keep me".

8. If you are a good man, you should have a losing mentality when quarreling with your wife.

9. I would like to be a woman without a past and face the present and future with ease.

10. A man’s career is built on women. Before marriage, he works hard for his career to get married, and after marriage, he works hard for his career to hook up with more women.

11. I have loved, hated, cried, and laughed. In the end, the end is still passing by.

12. True forgetting does not mean that you cannot remember, but that you can feel calm when you think about it.

13. Some things are not just knots, but scars.

14. Our love is like a broken crystal, perfect falling to the ground.

15. Time stopped in the summer afternoon. I replaced loneliness with silence and exchanged for the long waiting in summer.

16. From a distance, Konjac Flower looks taller than you since she puts on high heels.

17. I love you, I believe in you, and I deserve it if you lied to me.

18. Time flies by and all people and everything will become a thing of the past.

19. If you dream about me, please hold me tight again. Once again, giving me the warmth I need.

20. I was too wrong, or reality confuses right and wrong.

21. Others can see the happiness on the face, but no one can feel the pain in the heart.

22. Even if I lose everything, I can do it.

23. At the end of a pure and beautiful fairy tale, someone will always laugh and cry.

24. I am greedy for how good you are to me, but I ignore how good you are to everyone!

25. In fact, people’s lifespan is destined, and they can live until death.

26. I betrayed all my relatives for you, but you betrayed me for your relatives!

27. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves that have sheltered you from the rain.

28. A little woman like me is most likely to be misunderstood for pretending to be young.

29. This is often the case. No matter how much you pay, it is still just your wishful thinking.

30. Because of you, I know how to grow, but you are still my injury.

31. It was you who led me to the highest emotional peak, and it was you who kicked me to the lowest emotional low.

32. From now on, don’t shed tears without saying anything.

33. I am very strong, so strong that you cannot even see the flaws of despair.

34. To love someone is to carve his or her image from the bottom of your heart, feel his strengths, and put him into your heart.

35. We will never regard each other as irreplaceable as before.

36. After so much, we are back to the beginning.

37. Women often buy beautiful clothes to attract men, while men often like women without clothes.

38. Don’t let yourself get stuck in regret, love yourself and you will succeed.

39. Thinking of the year we watched the fireworks, I remember you said that fleeting things are beautiful.

40. My dear, I am responsible for making money to support the family, and you are responsible for being beautiful.

41. What is true love? It should be deeper than pain and more stubborn than death.

42. You are the wound in my heart. The heart that is always beating makes the wound unable to heal.

43. Women always say that men are perverts, but in fact they are not foxes.

44. If life ends here and there is no me from now on, I will find an angel to love you for me.

45. Whether you die or not, I will be here waiting for you to die.

46. Without the existence of the mistress, who will witness your shameless happiness?

47. If one day, you will not appear, I will no longer miss the gorgeous page.

48. The wind belongs to the sky. I borrowed it to blow but it blew up the fireworks on earth. Whose does the sky belong to? I borrowed it to admire but saw your silhouette.

49. There may not be a way to go back, so I will continue to move forward and never look back.

50. Maybe it’s because I care too much about you that I get hurt all over my body.

51. There is not much love in the world that can last forever, so we will eventually be separated.

52. Everyone has a hurt in their heart, which they want to hide but try to cover up.

53. I really want to know what will flash in your mind when my name slides across your ears.

54. The world is so dark, who should I give my heart to for safekeeping?

55. The more abandoned you are, the more you have to fight for your reputation.

56. No one lives in the country of love, and a person is in a daze.

57. I am not as nostalgic as you think, and memories cannot replace your tenderness.

58. Why do you always like to hide the sadness in your heart. Why is the happiness in my heart not shared by anyone? A talk about the personality of the non-mainstream post-90s generation

1. The publicity and indulgence of youth will eventually be compensated for by the running and hardship of adulthood.

2. Don’t be silent when you have a quarrel. I hope you can coax me and say something nice. That’s enough.

3. When memories are too sad, I want to live in reality, but in the end I find that reality is more sad than memories.

4. The most precious thing is not the material things you have, but the people who are always by your side.

5. Mistakes are temporary regrets and misses are eternal regrets. Remember not to let your mistakes lead to missed opportunities.

6. Don’t judge heroes based on success or failure. The strong are always in the middle of right and wrong. I am born with talents that will be useful, and I dare to compete with the rich and powerful.

7. People say that only sincerity can change the sincerity, but when it comes to me, why is it an exception?

8. When listening to the music, tears streaked down my cheeks, and I realized that I was actually crying. , so I burst into tears

9. If you say we are together, we will be together. If you say we are apart, we will separate. If we love more than you, we are destined to suffer.

10. I don’t believe it. How could such a false world give birth to such real feelings?

11. I’m sorry, I’m just a hedgehog. I was afraid of hurting you unintentionally, so I chose to leave you.

12. The flying snow is chaotic, and I have been told by you to stay alone for three years. When will I see you again? By the Surabaya River, my youth has passed, and my heart is broken when I look at the cold moon.

13. Time can forget everything but how good he (she) was to you before. Can you really forget forever?

14. In autumn, the vines in the courtyard are withered, the shadows are gathered, the shadows are dark, the fragrance is hidden, the sorrow on the two eyebrows is exhausted, the palace is locked, the golden years are drinking alone, playing in dreams, waiting for drunken sleep

15. I love you so much that my heart is full When I feel numb and don’t even want to cry, you have disappeared from my heart.

16. Burying the past with my own hands will inevitably make my hands dirty. I will let the hurt you gave me grow.

17. I don’t know who I like. I don’t know who I love. I don’t know anything

18. Be kind to yourself, because life is short; be kind to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

19. Everything is fleeting, only cherishing yourself is eternal.

20. It’s not that I’m reluctant to part with that love, but I just don’t want to have the feeling of losing it again. Do you understand?

21. There are many identical leaves in the world, but none are exactly the same as people.

22. You can choose to love me or not to love me, but I can only choose to love you or love you more

23. Yesterday, my heart was full of worries, and the garden was filled with flowers and golden crowns. . I pray for peace all day long, and give it to the ancients without worries

24. If a woman has not found her support, then she can only rely on herself to be stronger

25. Life often plays a joke on us. Whatever you expect, the further away you will be.

26. You can never see me when I am the loneliest. Only I can understand my loneliness.

27. I can see clearly that there are eyes waiting for my failure and at the same time there are many hands cheering for me

28. Maybe when a person is really helpless, in addition to smiling, he can also Just smile.

29. The bridge is hazy with mist and rain, and the black hair is scattered in the red dust. I want to grow up in the sky and laugh at myself, but no one is happy with me.

30. Because there is a reason, there is a therefore. Now that it has become a thing, why bother to say it again