Going to Yuntai Mountain that year was a routine.

Although it has been several years, I have been in my throat and don't feel uncomfortable.

20 17 summer vacation, my girlfriend found a cheap three-day tour of Yuntai Mountain in Jiaozuo, Kaifeng, Henan Province on a tour group. After a little discussion, the two hit it off: play! I haven't seen the beauty of the world yet, so I'm waiting to let it out early after retirement!

Just thinking about the excitement, I ignored a problem: August 25 and 27 happened to be weekends (Friday, Saturday and Sunday), just after the summer vacation, students haven't started school yet, and the congestion in the scenic spot can be imagined.

After three days of sin, I ended my journey at midnight on the 27th and returned home. Morning 1 Wash and sleep. There is no place in the world that is warmer than your home!

Lying in bed tossing and turning can't sleep. We just want to see this landscape, experience the glass plank road, and there are thousands of people crowding in line to check in, crowding around the mountain road?

With this experience of taking the bus 16 hours a day, I can take any kind of bus in the future! Forget it, this kind of stupid thing won't be done again. The point is that nobody asked us to take the bus for so long. Baidu said 8 hours!

The reception capacity of Juxian service area is so poor that you can't imagine it. It won't pollute your audio-visual organs here. The service level of the first bathroom on the way from Yuntai Mountain Scenic Area to Xiaozhaigou Scenic Area made this national AAAAA-level tourist scenic spot lose face! How dare you embed the telephone number plate of the person in charge on the wall!

If a subtitle is set, the subtitle of the following paragraph should be: "The shopping store feels the feeling of being slaughtered"-

Ground-based tour guides and promotional staff of tourist supermarkets in Jiaozuo, Henan Province have unparalleled professionalism and perfect expression ability! I spoke for two hours without 1 slip of the tongue, and the speech speed was amazing but the decibel was not too high. In a word, every minute counts, for fear that you will run away and slow you down. It's professional but not annoying. The proper female promoters of the Bamboo Charcoal Health Center use their eyes and expressions to explain while demonstrating, and perform tricks like magicians. The whole process is as seamless as running water!

The killer they use is the most environmentally friendly, natural, pollution-free and tickling brand, and people are most sensitive and concerned about it at present. This comfortable 30-year-old female promoter mechanically repeats the same content several times a day, a week and a month every year, but she is as enthusiastic, cordial and infectious as explaining the demonstration to tourists for the first time. Can you admire this kind of kung fu?

I think they treat tourists with different consumption levels in different regions differently. Maybe the day before, they already knew where the upcoming tourists came from, how many cars there are and when they will arrive, and then arranged the goods on the spot in a targeted manner. Recommended shopping guides should also be classified by region, each with its own expertise.

The local tour guide said that the consumption of tourists in charge of vehicles in local tourist supermarkets should be sorted by region every day; They don't have a guide fee, so the hard work fee comes from this "performance", and the commission is proportional.

So, we went into the supermarket where they led the way, and it didn't cost much to buy things, as if we were sorry for them and didn't respect their labor.

It is said that it is a three-day tour, but it is actually on the road. Come and go day by day, and arrange to enter the store one day in the middle, so that the time for real travel is a little more than one day. Terrible is that "call early" at three or four in the morning and take you into the store early in the morning; After a tiring day, I will take you shopping after 9 pm when I come back from the scenic spot.

Tell me, can this trip make people happy? On the other hand, if not, how can the relevant personnel of the relevant units that organize this route earn money to eat?

Then let's spend more money and play some more expensive tours, so we won't go into the mall and be less disgusting. What you said is not good either. On May 8th, 20021,13, this blogger took his son on a six-day trip to Yunnan, which cost several thousand yuan each time, in order to avoid simply entering the store and not being influenced by "shopping". As a result, shopping remains the same!

Please look at this blogger's travel diary at that time-he slept near 1 1 at night, and stayed at Holiday Inn Xianghe Lijiang 1 yesterday. At 7 o'clock in the morning, Ahaige, a tour guide of Kunming XX Travel Agency, took me to two shopping stores, Jade and Silver. These days, trying to "explain" is to read the last one-all tour guides are the same!

I still can't help it. I spent 3600 yuan on a jade gourd pendant and 298 yuan on a pair of jade earrings inlaid with silver. My son reminded me in advance to "don't spend impulsively", and as a result, I bought a 2060-yuan snowflake silver cup without consulting me.

The tour guide wears and says whatever the shopping store sells. Brother Hei wears a valiant Yu Pei on his belt and a resplendent Jade Guanyin around his neck. He drinks water from a snowflake silver cup and puts himself in it, making up many stories. Seemingly unintentional, in fact, all the thoughts and words spent are paving the way for finally entering the shopping store.

From Kunming to Lijiang, on the tour bus with the group for more than 6 hours, Brother Ahei stood in front of the tourists and talked nonstop, his mouth was full of white dogs. God, I'm so tired for him!

We were sent to the hotel at noon. He left quietly without having lunch with us. Probably our car tourists are not active enough to shop, and the figures are not very good. Although he said nothing, there was no smile on his face.

After several days, I suddenly changed a tour guide, but I still can't bear it. To tell the truth, Brother Hei did his duty and did not make any mistakes in the connection of all links in the accompanying process. Don't forget, we flew from Qingdao to Kunming in the middle of the night on May 9, and were picked up by the car when we got off the plane. At three o'clock in the morning, it was this gentle black brother who arranged for us to stay in the hotel and kindly told us the breakfast and itinerary for the next day. When I first arrived in Yunnan, I was a stranger. Brother Hei was like our relatives.

In the afternoon, a powerful role was changed-Dawa, a 38-year-old Mosuo. She is a tour guide in Lijiang. She seems to be only in her twenties. She is cute and speaks directly. She told many stories about herself and her three sons, as well as the customs and etiquette of their Mosuo people.

I clearly remember that when we got back to the car after entering the jade shop, Dawa looked at a pair of sister tourists: "I heard that you bought jade ornaments of more than 65,438+/kloc-0.0 million yuan, thank you. Is it because you pity me and are afraid that my performance will be ugly? Don't worry, whether you buy it or not, I won't be embarrassed, and I will serve you well. " She also sincerely reminded: "There is no real' pure play'!"

The above is the content of the rest, and now the book is back to the topic of Yuntai Mountain tourism-

The service area in Zibo is very good. Every bathroom is clean. Every faucet in the sink works well and the water flow is normal. In other places, including the "chief" bathroom in the square outside the entrance of Xiaozhaigou Scenic Spot in Yuntai Mountain, the water flow is controlled as thin as tears. The general feeling is: the closer I am to my hometown of Shandong, the better, so people here are particular about it. Of course, the feelings of foreign tourists coming here are only known to them, and we can't understand them.

Dear friends, having said so much doesn't mean that this trip to Yuntai Mountain is all negative energy. How can it be? The shock, impact and full positive energy brought by the first batch of world geoparks named by UNESCO in 2004 will be fully expressed in another travel note.

The following text is the reply to my son's WeChat content on the return bus on the afternoon of August 27th, 20 17, which is the end of this blog post-

"I started walking after 10 in the morning. I expect to get home at midnight 12: 30. I walked 16 hours that day. The bus condition is very poor, the seats are too crowded, there is no toilet or boiled water on the bus, and it takes three or four hours to go to the service area to go to the toilet. This time I caught up with the peak of tourism at the end of the weekend and summer vacation. There are too many people. We just waited in line to check in and were pushed around the landscape. We have to be quick-witted to take pictures. I am in a hurry to travel with a group. Going to the bathroom is like catching a plane. Anyway, Shan Qi in Yuntai Mountain is beautiful, and I believe you will like it. When your time is ripe, be sure to come and have a good look. "