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Funny sentences expressing the pride of being single on Tanabata.

Funny sentence (I) 1. It's good to be single, and you can feel excited when you meet someone you like.

Only when you are strong can you not be trampled by others.

3. To secretly love someone is to be embarrassed as soon as you meet them, and to miss them if you don't meet them.

I know it will hurt to love you, but I am willing to keep hurting.

Don't take the medal out of your own pocket and lend it to your friend. It's an insult to him.

6. You are kind and gentle, and someone will treat you gently.

7. Promise me that when we are apart, I will be happy to forget and stop touching me.

8. Be fearless, persevere and never give up.

9. I didn't learn to cry before, but now I often burst into tears.

10. You can always be happy without feelings.

1 1. It is more reliable to love yourself than to love anyone!

12. Don't quarrel with your girlfriend, because all you win by quarreling are singles.

13. Someone came to see you on the high mountain road.

14. Please don't call me single dog. My code name is "lone wolf".

15. The mobile phone package contains so many phone bills every month, but I don't know who to call.

16. The memory of rotten leaves, those fresh and those light green, has long been buried in the front of the time scale, and only the overwhelming smell of decay remains at the end of the time scale.

17. The last way I love you is not to disturb.

18. Softness will eventually become a sharp knife and stab you in the heart.

19. I don't need perfect love either. I just need someone who will never give up on me.

20. There is nothing wrong with being single. Wrong choice is the biggest mistake! I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

I want to be a gentle person, because I have been treated like that by gentle people, and I deeply understand the feeling of being treated like that. -"Natsume Friends Account"

22. Don't live in anyone's expectation.

I never knew how natural it was to let nature take its course, but I knew how realistic it was.

24. When taking a bath in summer, I feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.

25. Every dog in the street can be his own sexual partner.

26. My female pen pal is a simple and beautiful woman, who can lose everything without falling in love with the country!

27. "The second cup is half price." "No, I'm alone."

28. I want to be a tree and grow on your way. I don't want to spy on you, but I have a crush on you!

29. I would rather live alone than find an unsuitable person to live with.

You are so beautiful, you should thank your parents first. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

3 1. Why do we have so many reasons to buy buy buy? Because! For! Yes! That's great. Hui! Ah!

32. Without simplicity, kindness and truth, there is no greatness.

33. I once liked a girl, who was quiet and unknown, and I hid it gently.

Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

35. After you left, I fell ill and suffered terribly. Then I came back from the dead, but I forgot myself.

36. I suddenly miss my date, and I don't know if he has eaten, is he busy, where he lives, how old he is, and what his name is.

37. After being single for a long time, you will suddenly get scared when you meet someone you like, and you will smile and shake your head and say forget it.

38. I looked at the clouds outside the window and said nothing. What if I know where to go? For me, wherever I go, it's the end of the world.

39. It's really comfortable to see people who don't like me add trouble to their hearts.

40. I would rather be arrogant and single than find a man to live like this.

Funny sentence (article 3) expressing the pride of being single on Tanabata 4 1. Basically spent the amount of flowers, I was secretly happy, successfully avoided double, and then I knew it was the day of repayment.

42. Pleasing others is far worse than being happy with yourself. Would rather be alone.

Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

44. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten.

45. Don't limit human love, but yearn for the universe.

46. Being single means that God has prepared a better person for you. Being single is just that you haven't met the right person.

47. A girl like me who doesn't have a pair of 12 hands, honey, just keep it. After all, it's virtuous.

48. Do you need a light bulb on New Year's Eve? It doesn't matter whether you eat or not, mainly because you want to see love up close.

49. Not falling in love is not true.

50.ta is waiting for you in the future. You have to refuel and become excellent.

5 1. The word loneliness almost runs through my whole long and hoarse adolescence.

52. Some people say that if you don't know how to cherish it, it will hurt only after you lose it. But I think the loss after cherishing is more painful.

53. Maybe I'm too interesting to be accompanied.

You envy me for being chic and carefree, but I envy you for having a family and someone waiting for you to go home.

Everyone is a king, dominating in his own world. Don't listen to me, but don't make me listen to you either.

Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, doesn't mean you are not loved with all his/her being.

57. There is no one to accompany you in the long night, and you can sleep alone in the beautiful morning.

58. The day when a person holds an umbrella must be calm.

59. Everything should be done day by day, and it is difficult to remedy it after one day.

60. I choked to tell you how ridiculous it is to grow old plants. I thought you'd be moved.

Tanabata said that she didn't want to be single anymore.

Tanabata says I don't want to be single any more (Part I) 1. I like myself 17, and I didn't change my mind until I met you at 18.

It doesn't matter if I meet you in the future. I hope it will be you for the rest of my life.

Liking you is the closest thing I have ever done to love.

When you want to go out on Sunday, say "Why" to yourself.

This is white sugar, this is brown sugar, you are my strong sugar.

I made a wish on New Year's Eve that I could have money, but I didn't need to spend too much. Make a wish on your first birthday, and want to take off the bill and live happily ever after. If this year is coming to an end and my next birthday is not far away, I haven't realized a wish yet.

7. After seeing your name for so long, there will still be a moment when I feel that the world is still.

8. After thinking about it, I just don't want to take off the bill early. I am in good shape now, but sometimes I am forced to feed the dog food. Thank those who are close to me, but it's good to be classmates or friends, because I don't get along much in college and I don't have much real feelings, at least for me. Being too tired may be a kind of interference. Uh-huh, so far so good.

9. Steal me, romantic collector.

10. You have no place for me in your heart. It's okay. I sat on the floor. Very clean.

1 1. Stop being a free man and concentrate on being your husband.

12. You can spend the night at home when you are single. It is irresponsible to be away from home in a besieged city.

13. I need a boyfriend urgently, because my hometown is going to break the corn!

14. I finally met someone who liked it enough not to give up.

15. Confirmed my eyes, I met the right person.

16. I want to find a boyfriend who must be very handsome. This is necessary, but of course it is impossible, because handsome and blind people do not exist.

17. I never thought that one day I would sign up, and everything is changing ... I just want to say goodbye to being single, want to divorce, and want to have love, that's all!

Tanabata says I don't want to be single any more (part two) 18. As long as you are here, I am willing to keep that day for you alone.

19. Envy, jealousy and hate. Why do you want to be a different person as soon as you hear that all your friends have taken off their bills?

20. Less and less like yourself, less and less like a wife.

2 1. I want to take off the bill and don't want to spend Valentine's Day alone in various senses.

22. Love is indeed a kind of fate. I don't know what fate is or what love is. If you want someone who loves you to show up soon, you have to keep looking. In fact, it is really unnecessary to meet the right person at the right time. This is destiny. Otherwise, everything is meaningless.

23. You are guilty. You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.

24. Those who always want to take off the bill will give you the opportunity to ... leave a selfie of yourself.

25. Thank you for your star-like appearance, which gave me a thin and boring trip and a destination free from gravity.

26. I got divorced and fell in love with my bed. I don't want to leave her. I want to sleep with her until the end of the world.

27. Actually, my deer is still excellent. It's not that hard to fall in love and divorce.

28. I hope someone will appear and let me waste my life on beautiful things, such as you.

29. I have a lot of snacks and sweets. If you like me, I will consider giving you half.

30. Quarrel with others, even if you are justified, the momentum will be weak, because no one will protect you.

3 1. Love is the starting point of happiness, but I can't find where that person is.

32. I love you from beginning to end.

33. The days ahead are long, and I want to find someone to spend them with.

34. I choose Mori Yoshiro for jelly. I'm not confused when I'm in love.

Tanabata said that I don't want to be single anymore (Chapter III) 35. A person's insomnia is insomnia all over the world, and happy insomnia is because he dare not close his eyes. What do you think of six o'clock? How to love you to the end

36. There is something I want to talk to you about. What about falling in love?

37. Life is short. When you meet someone you like, you should like them seriously.

38. Love is so elusive. I don't want happiness or divorce. Leave me alone, Cupid! Leave a person happy enough.

39. Those who like me and want to chase me, I advise you to start as soon as possible. After this year, I don't want to take off the bill. Don't blame me for being as cold as ice

40. Hello, can I have a boyfriend?

4 1.11October1Singles' Day, one is always lonely. Find a lover to get rid of the burden, have less troubles in your heart, pursue hard and not be afraid of rejection. May you end your single life and get rid of the bill as soon as possible.

42. You may fall from the sky or from the tree, but the best way is to fall in love with me.

It doesn't matter if we didn't meet earlier. Now is the right time.

44. I want to cancel the order. I don't want to know why Tutankhamun's two or three-year-old brother likes tall people of the same age and likes tall people. .

45. I want to cut my hair short and get rid of poverty and bills. Emmmm was just thinking.

46. The fortune teller called me Wang Fu. Who wants to verify it?

47. If you just want to fall in love and tease Han, your mind is dirty. Seeing it makes you sad, and being single is especially good. What's the point of not wanting a divorce? Well, calm down. Long live being single? .

48. Every time I talk to my little sister, a man always cuts in. What an interesting boy! I want to take off my bill for about a few minutes every month. Just a few minutes. Really sweet! I'm happy to eat.

49. I have cherished tenderness and romance for many years and want to give it to you as soon as possible.

50. If you don't fall in love, please push my WeChat to those in need. Thank you.

Tanabata Lemon Copywriting Competition 202 1 Tanabata single dog Tell me about it.

1. Girlfriend has no money worship, vanity and laziness.

You have your date, and I have my wine. It's not very sweet, but it's strong enough. Arrange it.

Can you call my name when you buy coke with him? I want to blend in with your sense of existence.

I wish you a period.

5. Two people in different places, four people are happy.

6. you are ninety-nine I am eighty-one years old.

7. An apple a day keeps lovers away.

8. Sister, what rubbish are the roses you throw tomorrow?

9. Motherly Solo, I am the most sour.

10. Is there a shortage of light bulbs on Tanabata?

1 1. Eight hours left. Is it too late to find someone?

12. Rent a sand sculpture to spend Valentine's Day with me.

13. Delete me if no one wants a woman on Tanabata. I don't want anything that others don't want.

14. Qixi is Oriental Valentine's Day. Fortunately, I'm from the south.

15. Isn't it Wednesday today?

I want to rent a boyfriend tomorrow.

17. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of pregnancy.

Tanabata sad talk about short sentences Tanabata single sad circle of friends talk about

1. It's Tanabata, are you lonely? Are you disappointed? Hold a glass of wine and taste a little lonely.

I have ten thousand reasons to see you, but I lack an identity to see you. I really want to see you and hug you tightly.

3. Who will accompany me on Valentine's Day? It seems that there is only my shadow.

Everyone who says "Long live single" will keep silent when they see a couple.

What makes me sad is not that Valentine's Day is not celebrated, but that I still have my lover.

I believe that some people never need to wait, so I understand why I cry when the lights are dim.

7. I remember everything from silence to silence.

8. My world, as long as I understand it alone.

9. I am not afraid to spend Tanabata alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

10. Once upon a time, you were a light in my heart, so warm. Now you are a thorn in my heart, unforgettable. In the future, you will be a dust in my heart, it doesn't matter.

1 1. You're right. I love more. I will take care of my feelings myself.

12. Sometimes, you go through fire and water for one person, but you can't compare with other idle people.

13. Tanabata night, lonely night, I learned to be brave without you, I learned to be strong without you, and I learned to pretend without you.

14. Finally, I passed you silently, without a sound. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

15. People who have no partners are always hurt mercilessly on Tanabata.

16. Half a piano piece plays a lifetime origin, and the flute lingers and sighs for a lifetime.

17. You finally believe that there will be such a person in your life. Even if you are desperate, even if you give everything, even if you are willing to die, you can't go to the end with him.

18. Later, I got used to living alone. I didn't show my sadness, didn't tell my heart, and didn't love me.