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Classic personality talk daquan!
I know I didn't do well enough, but I hope you encourage me, not laugh at me.
Don't ask people who have left your life. When others decide to leave you, they must think they will be better off without you.
Before you try to cheat me, please be prepared that I may never forgive you.
When I was a child, I thought wine was bitter. Why do adults love it so much? When I grow up, I find that wine is really much sweeter than life.
6. If you decide to turn around, don't look back often. Cool people will be remembered for a long time.
7. Being good-natured is one thing, but not caring is another.
8. One person's tragedy is not the loss of another person. But when that person leaves, you find that you have nothing.
9. There are too many stories with no endings, so you should get used to meeting each other late.
10. Take good care of your skin, keep fit, read more books, travel more, have your own ideas, do what you like, and cultivate your self-confidence. Don't spend all your energy on a man and think like a dissatisfied wife all day. When you get better, you will find that everything will become easier, including love.
1 1. Those who push you away with their hands may be more eager for you to stay.
12. If you don't have a car, a house or money, the girl says she likes you, so don't say yes. She doesn't understand, so do you.
13. Dependence on others is the most insecure thing in the world.
14. Sometimes I feel so tired, so afraid of Chinese New Year, so afraid of going home. I'm afraid to talk about family, work and especially money.
15. It's all because there are too many girls in this world, and I don't care anymore.
16. Some people say that the more ostentatious, the more lacking. But I think, the more I lack something, the more I feel that others are showing off something.
Laugh and find that everyone is very talented.
1. There is a rich second generation studying in America. His father bought him a house and decorated it all over America. But doesn't he think that as porcelain, the house should have some China elements? So he airlifted a mahjong table from China and put it in his living room!
My friend owes me 2000 yuan, so I called him for it. He said I'm out of town now. Can I give it back to you? It costs money to send it back.
I said it doesn't matter, I need it urgently, and I will pay the handling fee.
He said yes, I'll send it to you later.
On the third day, I received a postal courier with 1977 yuan in cash!
My boyfriend didn't come back until midnight last night, and he was drunk and undressed. I was so angry that I ignored him that he didn't make any noise, so we were silent. . .
After about ten minutes, he couldn't help but speak first: at least scold me, I can't find a bed.
I said to the girl I secretly love: I don't want to leave you alone.
She nodded to me, and then. . . She found a boyfriend.
I found my girlfriend's bag on the road two days ago, and I found it was broken, trying to catch the man. And I ran away. Today, my girlfriend called me and said that I had caught my grandson.
It turned out that the family introduced the blind date. At first glance, my girlfriend is the person who picked up the bag, and there are traces of scratches on her face, and she decisively called the police to arrest people.
Blind date is really unreliable, and the other person's character is to listen to others. . .
6. Dude, can you lend me 2000 yuan for three days?
Yes, this is the card. The password is: 123546. Go and get it yourself.
Ten minutes later, the phone rang.
Dude, Cary has no money?
No way. Last time you said to lend me 5000 yuan and pay me back after a week's turnover. This is the repayment card I sent you. Wasn't it two weeks ago?
Hehe hehe. . . You see, I am really forgetful. I'll treat you to dinner another day.
Just today, your sister-in-law and I have a holiday.
what did you say ? /Excuse me? The signal is not good Talk to you another day. The phone is dead. . .
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1, the most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.
I am not your sunshine doll, so I don't have to smile at you all the time.
3, reluctant to let go. Lovelorn, unforgettable.
4. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school parking lot and kick your bike one by one.
I crossed the mountains and rivers, but I couldn't cross the dining hall.
6. How dare you lie to me. How dare I not believe you?
7. Praise a female classmate in person: You are a clear water!
8. I don't know my rival in love or my lover.
9. Learn from me where the Mediterranean Sea is. I said to her with a map!
Chris Lee and Yico Zeng are my brothers.
1 1. Men and women don't give and receive. China has a population of1300 million.
School is a new beginning. I don't want to disappoint anyone.
13, if my love hurts anyone, then I will give up my love.
14, teacher, don't bother to change deskmates, I can chat with anyone.
15, go your own way and occasionally copy other people's way.
16, you are a ball tied with a rope. If you run away, I can pull you back.
17, son, there is a virus in your computer another day, which means you have grown up!
18, animals are easy to fall, but the heart is difficult to fall; Gullies are easy to fill, but people are hard to fill!
19. Adversity and hardship are the highest institutions of learning to hone personality.
20. I'm looking forward to going to class, and I'm also looking forward to going to school. It turns out that my goal is very persistent.
2 1, don't ask others why, ask yourself why.
22, illness from the mouth, disaster from the mouth, shut up the safest!
23, together or not together, which do you think is more disappointing?
Everyone has a wound in his heart, where the sky once fell.
25, suddenly looking back, scared the whole country, thunder came to the city, I saw you.
26. The sign of being old may not be the appearance of being old, but the inner persistence.
You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured.
28. 12 log off at midnight on time! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again.
I used to regard you as my other half, but now I laugh at my past.
30, alas, how do you live, how do you come step by step?
3 1, children treat toys as friends, and adults treat friends as toys.
32. There are always 30 days and 20 days in a month when I don't want to study.
33. Maybe you are too cute, maybe I like it too much. Anyway, I want to sleep with you.
34. In this weather, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog.
35, work should be busy and orderly, don't be nervous to grab time.
I don't want you to treat me like a child. I just want you to treat me like a man.
37. A person may be a goddess, but once she is intimate with her, she immediately becomes a female nerve.
38. If I don't work hard! What the hell is that bitch who seduced my man!
39. When I saw you, my mood was even more tangled than going to the grave.
40. You asked me how much I love you, and I killed you on behalf of the moon.
4 1, smile, ten years old, talk less about feelings and sleep more!
You are the money in my hand, and you will never escape from my palm.
43. Thank God for what I have and what I don't have.
44. Fate is like rape. If you can't resist, you must learn to enjoy it.
45. It's good enough that you don't get a response.
46. I want to tell you that you have always been in my heart and never left.
47. The real society made me realize the real people.
48. The personality you think is actually blind.
49. Mm-hmm, I wish you 7 spaces in your next life.
50. If you want to fight, I'll fight! I have a line of fire. I'm stupid.
5 1. If you fall, get up, change your posture and fall again.
52. There is a kind of love called letting go. Please go when you let go.
53. The effect of contraception is that if you don't succeed, you will become an adult.
54, with my most beautiful smile, smile for everyone to see, fascinated by a count.
55. Let's miss the vigorous past and watch the long flowing water after the scenery.
I didn't know what pain was until you hurt my whole body.
57. The weather forecast says; There will be a tornado tomorrow, and everything couples go out will be blown away.
Seeing others holding hands, I can only hold hands with my left hand.
59. Three key words about the future: with whom, where and getting old.
60. Sometimes being angry doesn't mean you care, but you still don't trust.
6 1, the most nonsense is the sentence on the cigarette case: smoking is harmful to health!
62. Does that man dare to say that he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.
63. When you were born, how did you avoid all human beings perfectly?
64. Do we like being single, or do we have someone in our hearts that we can't let go of?
Hawking's story tells us that learning physics well comes at a price.
66.QQ pervert, do you dare to exchange QQ usage days with me?
67, you are so shameless and heartless, it should be very light!
68. Your cheeks are reddish and shy, especially like a pig's head in the wind.
69. I don't have loneliness and wine. I only have a small bike. Would you like to go with me?
70, girls, change husbands after watching a Korean drama.
You can't control the weather, but you can change your mood.
72. Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't live.
73. When you go out, there are no birds, and thousands of people live and die.
74. When I was in primary school, the most embarrassing sentence was: Wait for me after school!
75. Live for yourself, not for love.
76. Will you miss me when I miss you?
77. Because I don't like to tidy my room, they all call me a room-messy hero.
78. In front of that winner, I will always be a loser.
79. Living in tragedy shows that God has made me constantly strive for self-improvement.
80, without the dialogue of nutrition, I really want to pee and fertilize it.
8 1, there will be no pie in the sky, because we don't believe it.
82. I know that you still love me, although we have accepted the reason for separation.
83. What's the use of learning English? Aren't those letters?
84. I know I can't go, I know I should stop, and my heart still comes to you.
85. The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.
86, you don't deserve to make public in the black and white world, because I want a colorful sky.
87. I come from the countryside. Do you think highly of me?
88. Happiness is that Russia holds your hand, but you hold it tighter.
89. Don't always kiss up. Horses also get hemorrhoids.
90. Those who always say that others are pretending to be forced, you are not even pretending to be forced.
9 1. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.
92. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.
93. Crying indecisively shows weakness. Maybe I've been strong for too long
94. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.
95. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!
96. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!
97. I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.
98. Russia said that no one would make Russia cry again.
99. If you were not stingy, you wouldn't be so low!
100, I said I love you to the sky, and it thundered.
10 1, the highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.
102, you ignore my love, and tomorrow I will make you unattainable.
103, when I wrote the yellow book, you were still swallowing meconium in the womb!
104, because you are not willing, you should try to make yourself better.
105, don't let your casual words and deeds make people instantly annoying.
106, if I hadn't forgotten to buy condoms that night, you would have been washed down the sewer.
107, sighing is the most wasteful thing, and crying is the most wasteful behavior.
108, you didn't give it to me. Is she involved?
109, good morning is more precious than good night, because no one will think of you when they wake up.
1 10, I love you, come back for you, fuck you, I love you.
1 1 1. I will remember you with black hair and love you with white hair until I am old.
1 12, I won't do what I regret, I will only do what you regret.
1 13, you always like playing with fire or setting yourself on fire.
1 14, lend me a tree to rely on and complete the only study I don't want to regret.
1 15. You can still drink water when it's cold, but it's hard to heat it when your heart is cold.
1 16, I like you like a madman, but you can't see like a blind man.
1 17, you may not have love for a long time, but you will have children.
1 18, I don't know what retention is, I only know that people who love me will not leave.
1 19, while you were away. Suddenly feel empty around.
120, people, just live once, live in arrogance.
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122, I am good-looking, you should be patient.
123, a threesome must have my wife, choose the beautiful one.
124, a love is nine points, it can't be achieved without love.
125, your attitude now determines whether you will be a figure or a waste in ten years.
126, you have me in your world from now on. Be careful, there will be no peace.
127, don't look at me from your point of view, I'm afraid you can't understand.
128, I looked up and saw that love was gone, and the whole universe was crying.
129, I'm not a square soothsayer, so I can't say so much as you like.
130, reading travel novels every day, looking at the toilet is like a hole passing through.
13 1, I'm so cute for my age. I am really a sinner.
132, the century is very dangerous, go back to your Jurassic!
133, if you want to rekindle the old love, please tell me first and let me leave gracefully.
134, cough! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.
135, two tigers, one with no eyes, the other didn't come back after going to the toilet.
136, I don't need to feed you, can you not give me water?
137, if you are still unwilling, it is not time to give up.
138, I'd like to be your best listener and watch you pretend from beginning to end.
139. Loving you is not an end, but a lifelong love.
140, social deterioration, the earth needs to reinstall the system.
14 1. Women are tools to make human beings, while men are human beings who use tools.
142, don't see through me, or you will lose all interest in me.
143, my god, something's on my mind. Actually, I understand you.
144, don't pretend to be B, pretend to be struck by lightning, see a doctor if you are sick, and don't moan if you are sick.
145, I wanted a schoolmaster, but I didn't expect to give it to a schoolmaster class.
146, sometimes it takes courage to choose happiness.
147 eldest brother, I heard that second brother's meat is more expensive than master's.
148, even if we live in sewers, we still have the right to look up at the stars.
149. Meeting the right person in the right place is the real happiness.
150, sometimes, I always feel that I still have so much.
The classic sentences that make people cry are all classics.
In the dead of night, emotional wounds are dull in rainy days, and memories are full of tears. Reminds me of how I was touched by Cupid's arm and teased by Cupid's indifferent eyes in the past years. Wandering alone in the emotional wasteland ...
Every boy has an angel in his heart. She is your angel. She shines with precious but lovely light, so the first love is always sad but unforgettable. This heartfelt voice has won the support and approval of many netizens. A sad statement
Some people, close at hand, are out of life. There always seems to be unbearable pain in life. Some regrets are destined to be borne for a lifetime. In life, there are always some exquisite emotional porcelain broken around us, but the cracks remain at the moment when we look back at the end of the year …
Every time I look at my lover Haidu, there is a kind of sadness in it, which has not achieved my expected effect. Wen Yi thinks I'm self-righteous and doesn't think from her point of view. Indeed, I really don't care about other people's feelings. I feel sorry for Wen Yi. I want to change. I only hope that Wen Yi can understand that I really love someone, and even I have given me the first feeling in my life, an irreplaceable feeling! I am deeply in love with Wen Qi.
Suddenly I don't expect to meet. If I have a hunch that meeting will only bring disappointment. I'd rather hide in imaginary love and ignore it. It's no use being sad.
I am inexplicably sad today, perhaps because of the rainy day. How long has it been since I had such a negative mood! I hurried to Ningbo yesterday and got together with a madman, but I know many of us can't go back. You can understand that I have rainy days! I can understand your scar .. I suddenly feel that you lived so seriously in those years and wanted to dig out your heart, but now it's all gone, even the memories are gone ~ dear, I suddenly feel that there are so few things left around.
Rainy morning, let my heart a little more melancholy, sad, missing and irritable. . . Occupy the whole heart
Every time I see boys teaching girls to play games on fashion avenue, I feel very sad and envious, and then I leave disappointed.
Hate autumn, always easy to make people sad … hate the distance of this city, always let me pass you by … hate people and things I hate, because I care! ... non-mainstream sentimental sentences.
It turns out that your world already has a loved one. Why do you need my warmth?
Now watching the sword rain is not as sad as before, but a pity. My mood is very different now, unlike before, I don't want to see it at all.
Happy memories, far away from Wan Li, will bloom in colorful autumn when you miss them gently; The mark of pain, no matter how good the packaging is, the years will cover it up. If you think about it gently, you will be sad for the whole spring. Memory, there is a recycle bin, and happy people will only keep it forever; The miserable man even deleted the recycle bin.
You don't know what you really need until you get it and lose it. You don't know what you really get until you try and get hurt. If you are afraid of pain, you can take a step back, but don't let yourself no way back; If you are afraid of being tired, you can rest, but don't let yourself stagnate. People are like sailing against the current, if they don't advance, they will retreat. We need courage and self-confidence to blaze a trail of youth. Don't pity and grieve. Everything will pass, just like we were sad in the past.
In the romantic world, you and I always pass by, passing by again and again, leaving regrets in our hearts. I got it, forgot it, lost it, and let it go. Just like the flowers in the mirror of the bright moon that day. Everything is empty, so why take it seriously. In the long silent night, thoughts and sadness stare at each other, and you are like a temptation, like an addiction you can't quit ... you know, I miss you just because of you.
Living in a city, or loving someone, or doing something for a long time, you will feel bored and have an impulse to escape. Maybe I'm not tired of this city, the people I love and the things I insist on, but I just can't give myself the courage to persist.
The biggest difficulty for people is to know themselves, and the easiest thing is to know themselves. Many times, we don't recognize ourselves, just because we put ourselves in the wrong position and give ourselves an illusion. Therefore, I am not afraid of the bumpy road ahead, and I am afraid that I will go in the wrong direction from the beginning.
Sometimes it's not that I don't want to communicate with others. Sometimes it's not that I want to be alone. It's just that when everything in my imagination is not really so perfect, it's better to isolate myself early than to be heartbroken later. .
How many times, how many times, memories have drawn life into a circle, and we can't get rid of it after turning around in the same place countless times. I have always wanted to go back to the place where I first met. If I can choose again, I think I can love more simply.
People will suddenly realize what they really need only after losing it! What is this? Cherish everything in front of you and spend every day happily! Occasionally lost and sad, let it be digested in the clouds of the past, and slowly go with the wind, leaving a piece of pure land and space for yourself, letting the past go with the wind, and everything goes with the wind.
These inexplicable sorrows always easily touch a corner of my heart. As a result, the night became an unhealed wound, and a corner was wet and quiet. The dream is prosperous, stormy, and empty in the blink of an eye. The past days are long gone. Memories still stay in yesterday, maybe memories always make people want to stay.
I don't know when I started laughing less than before. I don't know when I started feeling sad. I don't know when I began to be afraid of a person. I don't know when I became a literary controller. However, my literary talent can't write any gorgeous words, as long as it can express my little emotions. Because I know that no one can know who I am writing this for.
Fate is so good at playing tricks on people that we meet, fall in love, and fall in love, but we can never be together. I don't regret it, but what makes me sad is why two people who love each other met too late.
I want to be sad and get close to a few people, but suddenly I find myself always sad. Perhaps, it is time to put away those sentimentality, the existence of gains and losses has long been doomed, and there is no need to pursue it hard. Life is like this. If you have it, you will lose it. If you are willing to give it up, you will get it.
It doesn't matter if others don't understand me, even you don't understand. What should I do? I don't accept all proposals, and I hate your reluctance. Not for me, but for what? Can you tell me? Sometimes the reality always makes people see through and feel sad.
I heard that there is a kind of bird in the world that has no feet. It can only keep flying and flying. When it is tired of flying, it sleeps in the wind. This bird can only land once in its life, and that is when it dies. When I heard this story before, I felt sorry for the bird and my balls were sad! Later, I heard from a friend that there was a bird named Angry Birds. Goo goo goo goo goo
Maybe our love is really too short. I just pray that we can get rid of each other. This short happiness is enough for me. I'm afraid this passionate love will burn me. I'm afraid that the more I have, the more I lose. Although you are willing to pay for me, although it is so difficult for two people to meet and fall in love, I still don't know how to grasp it. I'd rather not think so much, so there won't be so much sadness.
Suddenly, autumn came. Autumn is when people think of students, it is easy to think of the past seasons and those beautiful and sad memories.
If love can't be transformed into affection, it is gorgeous fireworks, but beauty is fleeting, leaving empty memories and infinite sadness.
Someone once said that parallel lines are the most terrible, because they never intersect, but I think the most terrible thing is that they intersect-they will always stay away from each other at some point in the future, getting farther and farther ... "
I like listening to songs, but I am afraid of listening to sad songs, because it is easy to integrate myself into the artistic conception of the lyrics. I will be sad and sigh.
Life can't prove love any more than we can prove that we can stop believing in love. In this city, just like Rolex is a material luxury, love is a spiritual luxury. But life is too fragile to bear so many luxuries.
Sometimes I feel like a bird that just wants to fly, but I can't fly high. Maybe one day I will perch on a branch and become a hunter's target. I flew to the green genius and found myself helpless from now on. Why do you suddenly think of this song so sadly? How small but so great.
It suddenly occurred to me that this might be the closest I've ever been to Tsinghua in my life. Suddenly I miss it very much, but I'm still very sad. . .
Sometimes, thinking about what you have done for me will make me cry and make me sad. Maybe, I was moved by you ... you look so bad, but your kindness makes me feel bad.
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