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A short sentence suggesting finding a boyfriend
2. Thank you (the word 15 is omitted here)
3, I am too pure, I am pure and shameless!
4. In the first 20 years, we ate, slept, played and enjoyed life; For the next 40 years, I was struggling to support my family; And in the recent 10 years, I squatted at the door every day and greeted passers-by …
My newly acquired gf and I decided to break up with me after a week of dating, just because I haven't read Octavio Paz's books and Borges' poems.
6. When I laugh, my smile is full of bohemian temperament like a poet, but behind this bohemian, there are delicate and warm feelings. When I am silent, I look up like a pure and graceful girl in the choir and a noble with a deep and elegant head. Yes, I am such a man who perfectly combines various seemingly irreconcilable qualities.
7. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.
8, teacher, you wait, the old woman is going to let the Buddha give her marriage!
9. Don't waste new tears for old sadness!
10, I don't like sleeping with only one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.
1 1. When I left the subway station this morning, the escalator broke down. I was stuck up there for over an hour, so I was late.
12, in order to build a harmonious society, wife, let's do it again.
13, don't hang yourself on a tree, try to die on several trees several times ...-If you die, you will die completely!
14, I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.
15, the difference between life and existence is heaven and earth. How many people are alive and how many people are alive? Are you alive or alive?
16, a man who was fined for illegal parking will have a quarrel with the police, and a woman will stop fighting; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.
17, a man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.
18, the wind blows the crotch hair flying …
19, when is the time to hug each other, Yang is watching.
20, in the shower, please don't disturb or peek, please buy a ticket, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!
2 1, falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still trying to force myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!
22, live well, because we will die for a long time!
I was raped by Sichuan University. The only thing I can do now is to try to put my posture in the right position!
24. Some people say that if you have a child, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!
25. The female student who just returned from an internship in a Japanese company said with emotion: "No matter how high-end meetings are, no matter how high-end people attend, those people have a polite meeting with you on the stage, but there are always people touching your thighs under the stage!"
26. It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools will be confiscated.
27. I made a mistake at the first stroke and had to scribble all the way.
28, the buddy's greatest wish is: beauty does not wear clothes!
29, you are the best example of abortion failure!
30. College is the best time for female students' breast development.
3 1, hands are willing to be rough for women.
32. Fill her emptiness with your surplus!
33. I will be good friends with anyone who says I am white, thin and beautiful.
34, the seminal vesicle is not empty, swear not to be a ghost!
35. I skipped classes too much. One day I wanted to go to class and met a professor. The professor said in surprise, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.
36. More and more young people are getting tattoos. Think about the summer after forty or fifty years. Tattooed elderly men and women ...
37, some people are born in the car, others are pregnant in the subway, Beijing is really a vibrant city …
38. I think I am a pervert. I have an Oedipus addiction and like the best mature women. Why else do I want to fuck her grandmother every time I see her face?
39. Part I: How worried is China Men's Olympics? Part two: It's like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel. Horizontal criticism: no one will shoot.
40, don't be coquettish, move the world with lewdness.
4 1, the woman outside the umbrella is destined not to go out on rainy days. ...
42. Why do you get up so early? The bar hasn't opened yet!
When I see a beautiful woman, I first touch it in my pocket to see if there is any money!
44. I love you at the same time, which is the beginning of my challenge to moths.
45. My similarities with my father are different.
46. As the saying goes, if you laugh, the whole world will laugh with you. You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.
47. Men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants.
48. You see, there are always so many things that make you sad: full moon and full moon, emotions, impotence and premature ejaculation ...
49. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.
50. If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.
2. Hint that you want to find a boyfriend. Now that we have reached the point of getting married, there is no need to hint! It is better to make it clear and then discuss the plan. Even if he doesn't agree, let him explain the reasons! I didn't know you had reached that point? That is, have you passed that level? If there is, then you should undoubtedly get a marriage certificate! Legalize the marriage in your heart! This is the true love for you! Why are you dragging your feet like this? That's what you have to think about! It's much easier if you haven't been there yet.
Tell me when others will get married. Do you like it? When will it be ready? You can also talk about someone who has children. How cute! Then put it on parents! Just say when does my mother urge us to do things? My little sisters are always begging for my wedding reception.
Dujiangyan knew you were talking about getting married! If you live together, So does he have no conditions to drink only? If there is, say that we will get the certificate tomorrow! I won't blame you whether you run away or not.
But I'm going to have a baby! This shows what he thinks in his heart. I think this is the only way to contact.
If you are a couple. However, you gave him your virginity.
This is to think about whether he is not ready to save face. You must understand him.
Look at him? Just care about you. Let's see if he is trying to create conditions.
You don't have to worry about it.
Because you are like husband and wife! I'm only for your reference! .
I hope to find a meaningful boyfriend sentence 1. I don't know Shen, and it's not surprising that I was killed;
If you don't study in Shen, you can't study for a doctorate.
I am a sentimental person. I remember that I was still single and lonely, and I was very sad. I have been sad in front of the mirror and sighed for a long time, so I talked with Guo Dazui, sloppy, and it was midnight in a blink of an eye. No matter how hard I fight, I can't beat him together. But when it comes to bragging and sloppy, his big mouth and two snails add up, and they are no match for me. If someone talks nonsense to me, I can make your eyes deaf and ears blind.
At that time, in high school, I was a gifted scholar in my class. I am proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and I have heard others play the piano on TV. Chess, watching people play chess on TV; Books, reading novels in class; Painting and doodling on the desk after class are the most important people in the school. At that time, there was a beauty queen in our school, whose milk name was "Daiyu", and my classmates simply called me "Shen Baoyu". This is a match made in heaven. Every time after class, a dozen girls outside the class looked at me at the door and told me to go out to the bathroom. I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed
If you don't believe in me, you don't believe in science. If you oppose me, you oppose people.
I looked in the mirror carefully again, and I was really relieved of my appearance, and I couldn't find anything wrong with it. However, people are always insatiable and desperately want to find a wife if they can't get one. If they have a wife, they want to get rid of it so that they can find another one, so I hope I can become more handsome. Look at those stars. They are more beautiful at the age of 30 than at the age of 20, and more beautiful at the age of 40 than at the age of 30. This is why the longer the better. Therefore, I believe I may become handsome in the next 20 years. For many years, before going to bed every night, I firmly believed that I would be more handsome when I woke up the next morning, but every time I waited until the next morning, I was always disappointed. In the past twenty years, constant disappointment has led to constant hope. Now I finally understand that a flawless face like mine is hard to surpass.
No one is more fierce than eating, because I was born to eat, and eating is my second life, which is called "uselessness". Don't envy me. Compared with my dad, Shen Xiaosi, I am still not as good as myself. My father is not weak at all. His name is Shen. He can eat, drink and sleep. People are also called "Shen Dadu", and you can drink a foot of rice porridge for a meal, 200 miles, which is unparalleled.
Don't laugh at my thinness, I'm covered in muscles; Don't look at my thin arms. I have enough strength. Except Guo Dazui and Er, I don't care about those ordinary little girls and boys, even if they add up to three or five.
Forget it, forget it, I won't help you find it, I'll give you a post, which is full of such words.
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