Good friends. When you fall, I will give you a hand. But when I finish laughing.

1. A friend who knows your tears is better than a group of friends who only know your smile.

We can't be born together, but we can hurt each other for life.

Everyone says I am strong, only you tell me not to be brave.

A true good friend is not having endless topics together, but not feeling embarrassed even if he doesn't talk.

5. One sister, one sister for life.

I hope that one day I can have a friend who can tell my life at my funeral.

7. I just want someone to accompany me crazy, noisy, sad and laughing.

8. Only when you are happy and sad can you see yourself clearly, and only when you are ups and downs can you recognize your friends.

9. True friends are like hands and eyes. When the hand is injured, the eyes will shed tears, and the eyes will shed tears, and the hands will also wipe tears.

10. There is a road, we walk together, we eat together, we eat together, we enjoy together, we suffer together, we shoulder together, we get into trouble together, we walk together, the road we have traveled, we set out ... There is no end, some buddies have little contact, but we are all working hard for the future of * * *, which does not mean that we have forgotten that we will be together in the future. There is no high or low. There is only one thing about sincere friendship.

1 1. friends suddenly give you the cold shoulder. It's not necessarily what you did wrong, but what others said behind your back.

We are good friends. When you fall, I will give you a hand. But when I finish laughing. -To a friend

13. Real friends don't send text messages or make phone calls on holidays. Once something happens, pick up the phone and go straight to the point without even saying "I'm sorry".

14. I want a friend who won't make fun of me at will, but knows what hurts me the most and won't touch my wound.

15. Thank you for appearing in my world and accompanying me for a lifetime. -To a bad friend

16. There are always some idiots who are friends you can't give up.

Funny sentence: I fed you with a handful of shit and urine. Do you think it is easy for me?

1, it is said that handsome guys are unreliable, so why are many single people not handsome?

2, a hundred years to repair the same boat crossing, a thousand years to repair bunk beds.

3. The mentality of the standard female diaosi is: I don't have a man, so I am fat for the winter.

I am so happy to see the news that you are lovelorn and that there is an earthquake in Japan.

I pretend to work for the boss, and the boss pretends to pay me.

Forgiving him is God's business. All I can do is send him to God.

7. I like you so much that you will die.

You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words.

9. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

10, without us students with poor grades, how can we set off students' grades?

1 1, people lose weight, waist and buttocks, why do they have to start with brain cells?

12, the children of poor families are in charge early, and the children of rich families are in charge early.

13, I thought I was decadent. Today, I realized that my morning paper was scrapped.

14. After studying martial arts for so long, I finally hope to make a fool of myself!

15, life is a bowl of hot and sour soup, find balance and happiness in the hot and sour.

16, if you can be meticulous with me, I will be naked with you!

17, if one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent.

18, not hate school, but hate some people and things in school.

19, I have been fighting for single girls; I never give up married women.

20. Happiness is in your own hands, not someone else's mouth!

2 1. The poor monk came to the Tang Dynasty from the east and made a special trip to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and find relatives.

22. I love you until the news broadcast finale.

23. Men can't be heroes without color, and women can't laugh without spending money.

24. Turn off the mobile phone computer. If anyone can find me, I'll go with her to get a marriage certificate.

25. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.

26, not full, people only have one worry; There are countless troubles when you are full.

27, but in the blink of an eye, everything has become the past.

28. Because I don't like to tidy my room, they all call me a room-messy hero.

29. I fed you a handful of shit and urine. Do you think it is easy for me?

30. Drink some water. Nongfu Spring is growing. Have some meat. Bajie is more expensive than Tang Priest.

3 1, dormitory lunch break reminder card: Do not disturb the lunch break, please register next door first.

32. You must have been homeless in your last life, so you will live like this in this life.

You have the right to secretly love me, but you are not destined to be my boyfriend.

34. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.

35. I dreamed that I was in a cold sweat during the exam and woke up to find that I was really taking the exam.

36. Experience tells us that time is the best medicine for acne.

37. I'm a psycho you taught me, and I'll let you have the same fate as me.

38. It used to be as light as a swallow, but now it's too bloated to jump.

39. There are too many 2B in this world, which directly leads to our talents being buried!

40. These days, there are too few bad guys, too many liars and a lot of fools.

When no one helps you, you should stand up straight, the road is still long, and your back should look good.

1, sending every message to the person you like is an adventure, betting on the mood of the next whole day.

2. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

Don't overestimate your strength in the collective, because when you choose to leave, you will find that the sun will still rise even without you!

4. What should I do if I take my girlfriend to dinner and whistle to my girlfriend when I meet a rogue? If you are young, you should cut him with a knife. If you pass that age, you should work hard to earn money and take her to a fancy restaurant, where there are no hooligans.

I didn't know what I liked until I met you. You can never have it.

6. When no one helps you, you should stand up straight, the road is still long, and your back should look good.

7. Time determines who you will meet in this life, your heart determines who you want to appear in your life, and your behavior determines who can stay in the end.

8. Girls' correct lifestyle should not be too early, too devoted to the world, too full of love, too late to sleep, too full to eat, too kind to others and too trusting.

9. Those who are willing to accompany you when you are most uncomfortable, those who are willing to tide over the difficulties with you, those who are willing to throw cold water on you to sober you up, those who you can't get rid of, and those who have talked for a long time, you don't have to stay at all.

10, there is no need to look back and see who is cursing you. If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back?

1 1. There is no love or hate for no reason, only a selfie for no reason.

12, for life, acceptance is the best gentleness, whether it is accepting a person's appearance or accepting a person's disappearance.

13, people who don't like you never stay up late and take a bath 24 hours a day.

14, some people don't play games much at night, don't read books, don't do things, don't fall in love, have no one to chat with, and always stay up late.

15, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so keep slim.

16, work hard, don't want to, can't get, don't, work hard for yourself, why?

Push yourself and you will become excellent.

1, a person, if you don't push yourself, you have no idea how good you are.

2, making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of level, the ability can be practiced, and the level cannot be easily practiced.

3. A person's knowledge can be acquired through study; A person's growth must be tempered.

There are many good books in this world, but few books can change fate.

There are many friends in this world, and few friends can be entrusted for life.

6. Finding a person, a place, a thing and a book can change your destiny. Try to have sex with him, otherwise, he has nothing to do with you.

7. When a person is unsuccessful, pretend to be successful. Because when you pretend, he has become a part of your personality.

8. The purpose of our study is to use, not that knowledge is useless, but that you are useless, which means you are useless.

9. When a person goes out, his pockets are full of money. The purpose of putting money is to spend it, and spend it there when you are comfortable. A person who makes others comfortable is an operator; If someone makes you comfortable, he is a consumer.

10, a person who dares to listen to the truth needs courage; It takes courage for a person to dare to tell the truth.

1 1, because your existence makes others happy, you call it a friend; Because of your existence, others stand out, you are a coach; Because of your existence, make others strong, and you are the leader.

12, the extent to which a thing hurts you has nothing to do with the matter itself, but depends on your attitude towards it.

13, you, simple, your world is simple; You, simple, simple things.

14, one thing, can do it well; I won't do it. I'll do it at random. If you do it a few more times, you'll be fine. But first, you must do it.

15, a person who wants to be excellent must accept the challenge; If a person wants to be excellent as soon as possible, he must look for challenges.

16. To start a business, one must first learn to work.

17. There are two kinds of successful people in the world, one is a fool and the other is a madman. A fool is a man who can bear hardships, and a madman is a man who can act.

18, the more capable people are, the less tempered they are. Because of quality, cultivation, self-restraint, knowledge, ability and financial resources, a person's personality will be integrated.

19, the most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.

20, trust is like a piece of paper, wrinkled, even if it is smoothed, it can not be restored.

2 1. There is no secret to success. If there is, there are only two words: modesty and persistence.

22. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; It's not lovers who can leave.

23. The saddest thing for a woman is not getting old, but losing herself. What women regret most is not that they are no longer beautiful, but that they have no confidence. A woman with a soul is an attractive woman. A woman with faith is an energetic woman.

There is no need to regret the past. Beauty is wonderful. If it is bad, it is called experience. Grasp the moment, the moment is important.

25, smooth sailing, just a mediocre life.

26. If a man really loves you, he will only work hard for fear that he can't take care of you. If he cares about everything about you and loses his temper with you casually, it just shows that he loves himself and has no ability and ability to love you.

27, the mentality is not good, to put it bluntly, the heart is too small. The word "state" of mentality, taken apart, means that the heart is bigger.

28, between people, is a kind of fate; Between heart and heart, it is a kind of communication; Between love and not love, it is an emotion; Between love and affection, there is a sincere heart; Between wrong and wrong, it is a kind of forgiveness.

29, everyone has self-esteem, everyone has difficulties, ideas, practices, living methods are different. Different ideas, different practices and different living methods. You don't have to change others, just do it yourself.