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An unforgettable sentence: don't give me the tenderness of hot and cold.

1. In a previous life, you were the landlord and I was your husband. I worked for you for 30 years, but you didn't give me a penny. In this life, God is doomed to want you to accompany me all my life to repay me!

2. Any restriction starts from one's own heart. The best friend is when you sit quietly on the veranda without saying a word, and when you walk away, you still feel that you have had a wonderful conversation.

3, love you, but want nothing, so hard! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But all this is willing, so silly!

When I walked out of my cell and walked through the prison gate leading to freedom, I knew that if I couldn't put my sadness and resentment behind me, I would still be in prison.

5, don't live too tired, don't be too busy; Don't be too expensive if you want to eat, and don't waste if you want to wear it; Be agitated and get together with friends. I fell asleep when I was sleepy. Peace of mind is always the most beautiful, happy every day is the greatest happiness!

6. The result of love recovery is happy, but the process is very hard and difficult. Imagine that a pair of men and women who meet strangers in marriage need to save as much tolerance and understanding as possible if they want to live under the same roof for decades.

7. Tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven. You should tolerate those who have different views from you, so that life will be easier.

8. Regret is an emotion that consumes the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake, so please don't regret it. The less expectations there are, the more comfortable it will be to care about people.

9. Smart people are happy, but those who think they are smart are troubled. Help others to alleviate three points of trouble, and you will enjoy seven points of happiness. People should have three levels of mentality: peace, stability and balance. Be calm to yourself, be tolerant to your friends, and be tolerant to many things, so that you can live happily.

10, memories have been in no way back, spring will always pass, and the craziest and most persistent love is also a past tense.

1 1. I guessed too accurately, and I don't need too many words to comfort myself. I don't want my mind to control that temporary happiness.

12, honey, I love you, I want to kiss you with my mouth, I want to look at you with my eyes, I want to hug you with my hands, I miss you all the time, I hold you in my dreams, I depend on you all my life, and I will never wronged you.

13,500 years ago, you were a long-term worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time!

14, the father's kindness is high, the mother's kindness is hard to report, and the teacher's kindness is also unrequited. He is a candle, burning himself and illuminating us. Today is Teacher's Day. Let's wish all the teachers in the world a safe life.

15, a person who lives is dead, but as long as you live, you must live in the best way.

16, no one drinks water because of the insipid water, and no one abandons life because of the insipid life. A great man is great because when he is in adversity with others, others lose confidence, but he is determined to achieve his goal.

17, our world will never give a medal to a sad laggard.

18, the ideal road is always for people with confidence. Success does not happen in the future, but accumulates from the moment you decide to do it.

19, Lonely Night Because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I have no dream since then, but I still have you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. You never regret the person you loved, but you are satisfied when you get it!

20, love is like an earthquake, unpredictable, a bit scary, but once they get through it safely, they will feel so lucky.

2 1, love is not finding a pair of hands that are perfect for you, but holding your hand no matter how inappropriate.

22. Life Test 1 has four topics: study, career, marriage and family. You have to get a high average score to pass, so don't spend too much time and energy on any topic.

23. I know that everyone is looking forward to a sincere love, a partner to accompany you through the long road of life. Love is like a fleeting time, many things will be consumed in time, only love is eternal; Only love is the warmest place in your heart and mine.

24. If sincerity is a kind of harm, please choose a lie; If a lie is a kind of harm, please choose silence; If silence is a kind of injury, please choose to leave.

25. Some things are not finished yet, so forget it. Everyone is a king and arrogant in his own world. You don't listen to me, but you don't want me to listen to you either.

26. Even if I lose my memory and forget everything, the only thing I won't forget is that I loved you. At least when I meet you, my colic won't lie.

27. One gains and one loses, ups and downs are intertwined with the joys and sorrows of life. You need to be calm, you need a happy life. As long as you have a calm heart, you can gain something extraordinary in your ordinary life.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

29. Life can be dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky. Life can also be a poem, singing all the way. As long as we hold hands, every day is happy.

30. In a limited life, show the greatest value of life, even a dull life, and have no regrets.

3 1, I am afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I'll cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

32. God said that everyone is a semicircle, and he has been looking for another semicircle all his life. I found it, and that's you. You will always be the treasure in my hands until my life.

33. Not everyone can keep a low profile. The basis of keeping a low profile is to keep a high profile at all times.

34. Stupidity is my specialty, and stupidity is my ideal. When stupidity and stupidity are intertwined, it is the most beautiful paradise in my dream! Don't laugh at me, I am so infatuated that I will love you silly until I am old!

35. Because there are stars, the night will not be dark; Because one day, the sea is blue; Because of dreams, life is full of expectations; My world is wonderful because of you!

36. If a thousand people pass by me, I can hear your footsteps, because 999 people's feet are on the ground, and only your footsteps are in my heart. There are two kinds of people in the world: takers and givers. The former may eat better, but the latter will definitely sleep better.

When I woke up in the first sunshine in the morning, I was thinking of you. When the first little flower blooms in the sun, I am thinking of you; When the first breeze blows in the afternoon, I am thinking of you; When the first dream appeared at night, I was thinking of you!

38. If you are by my side, I will marry you; If there is an afterlife, I want you to marry me; If you walk past me, I won't miss you.

39. Send you a girl without sadness and catch a happy bird for you; When a happy bird comes with a girl who is not sad, please put your heart in order. This is my best blessing to you. I hope you are happy to be old!

40. Among human emotions, the most difficult thing to deal with is that intellectually, the same person broke up, but emotionally, it is difficult to give up.

4 1, if you can't get what you love, love what you get. Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with sympathy and gentleness, and others will accept them easily.

42. Compassion is true love. There is no gain or loss, no sorrow or joy, as long as that person is still there.

43. The result of saving love is happy, but the process is very hard and not easy. Imagine how much tolerance and understanding people need to save for a couple of men and women who have known each other in marriage to live under the same roof for decades.

44. A good life should be full of expectations, surprises and gratitude. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous. It's not your turn to be jealous. That's the sourest.

45. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

46. The real bad guys are not terrible, but the fake good people are terrible.

47. Apart from tears, time is the only thing that can wash away everything. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted. If a person is weak, he is his greatest enemy; A brave man is his best friend.

48. Wasting other people's time is murder for money, and wasting your own time is chronic suicide.

49, home! Warm home! The best thing in the world is home. God never complains about people's ignorance, but people complain about God's unfairness.

50. Who betrayed the world for whom; Who is it, betraying her other world for her (him)?

5 1, what makes people mature is experience, not years.

52. Even if the road is bumpy, the wheels must move forward; Even if the river is rough, the ship can sail. Only creation is the real enjoyment, and only hard work is the full life.

53. Your future depends on yourself. What kind of life you want depends on your success. Success means that others have given up, but you are still insisting.

54. If you don't run a kilometer at ordinary times, it is difficult to sprint 100 meters in time.

55. Bowing your head is not to admit defeat, but to see your way clearly. Looking up is not pride, but seeing your own sky.

What we lack is not the opportunity, but the courage to return to zero in front of the opportunity.

57. Without rapids, you can't be brave, and without peaks, you can't climb.

58. You are mine in this life. If you become an animal, I will love you every day. If you become a plant, I will take care of you; If you become a floater, I will feed you every day.

59. Have an ordinary job and cherish a warm-hearted story; Like a confidant who knows you, and often send a heartfelt blessing; Forget some worldly troubles and leave a string of romantic memories; May you be safe and happy all your life!

60. The celibacy lifestyle may have its convenience, and it may be enjoyable for a while, but if one cannot surpass this lifestyle, the development of emotions and personal satisfaction will be seriously delayed.

6 1, your hand is the warmth of the whole city that I can't touch, and my heart is the chaos that you don't know.

62. The more indifferent you are, the more I want to get close to you. The more rational you are, the more I want to love you. No matter where you are, my love will always be with you, every moment.

63. When you read this message, you already owe me a hug. Delete this message and owe me a kiss; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine.

64. When most people care about whether you fly high or not, only a few people care about whether you are tired or not. This is friendship.

65. We are experiencing gains and losses every day. There are advances and retreats, sharing weal and woe, and gains and losses are life.

66. Gardener, that is the heart of hard workers, care, the heart of missing people, blessings and the piety of prayers. It's another Teacher's Day. In this autumn, I wish you infinite happiness.

67. It seems that there is still the sound of us reading in the classroom, playing on the playground and laughing in the school circle. Every step, we left unforgettable memories.

68, life, this is ups and downs, learn to understand, respect, take this life well!

69. When a person truly realizes compassion, he no longer expects or blames. There is definitely an emotion beyond love and hate in this world.

70. A quiet woman is as quiet and beautiful as an orchid. The heart is as clear and transparent as a stream, and the feelings are as delicate and pure as snowflakes. Such a woman lives elegantly and quietly. It's enough to be such a woman in my life.

7 1, I can't promise, I can't promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you only when I am lonely. If you find a reason to call you! I think you will be disappointed, because I have too many reasons. do you want to hear it ? Answer the phone later.

How time flies! In a blink of an eye, after six years, I will graduate. Life in primary school is so wonderful and reluctant, and now we have to go our separate ways.

74. Baiyun never promises its existence to the sky, and the scenery does not tell its eternity to the eyes. I don't have too many promises and sweet words, just because true love doesn't need too many words to express!

75. At the end of the road, it is still the road, as long as you are willing to go.

If people pursue superficial beauty, you will only lose confidence in yourself more and more. If you pursue inner peace and nature, you will feel more and more fulfilled.

77. Let me hold your hand, hold your dream and move towards a bright future. No matter Qian Shan or the ends of the earth, I will walk with you forever. You were my lover in a previous life.

78. I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors actually haven't made much progress in knowledge, they just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand, so that no one can understand it.

79. The horse ran out and Qiang Bing ran out.

80. Things often go against people, and things always depend on people's efforts. You can win or lose, but you can't give in.

8 1. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime. No matter how luxurious the wedding is, it doesn't mean that the marriage is happy. Whether two people live in harmony for a lifetime has nothing to do with how many seats they sit at the banquet and how much jewelry they have.

82. Cowardly people will only retreat, reckless people will only be burned to death, and only truly brave people can be invincible.

83. How easily you trusted a person at that time, and now you can't trust him easily. Believe this thing, there is no anodyne repair.

84. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

You are a kite, and I hold that thread in my hand. Wherever you fly, I belong to you after all. It is bondage, it is happiness. I dare not relax, for fear of banishing happiness carelessly.

86, slowly, grow up, but feel silent, know more, but not happy.

87. Prescribe a dose of love elixir: sincerity, gentleness, respect for three points, consideration for four flavors, and forgiveness for five or two. Take health as a medicine guide and take it with tenderness like water. The dosage is not limited, the more the better. Long-term use can grow old together.

Don't give up flying if you can fly; Don't give up dreaming when you can dream; Never give up when you can love.

89. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

90. Don't wait for opportunities, but create them.

9 1, you are your enemy, and only you can defeat you; You are your God, and only you can save you.

92. What a beautiful day, who are you working hard for and who are you sweet-talking/,these years have passed, and I understand the time.

93. Fish can't live without water, bees love flowers, friends care about each other, good wishes accompany you, and heartfelt wishes are given to you: happiness will always accompany you.

94, you have a desire for a person, it's like, you resist the desire for a person, that is love.

95. If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him. If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship. True love should go beyond the length of life, the width of soul and the depth of soul.

96. When love is not perfect, I would rather choose no regrets; No matter how wonderful the afterlife is, I don't want to lose my memory of you in this life. I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you in the cycle of life and death!

97. Don't give me the tenderness of hot and cold. I have poor resistance and am afraid of catching a cold.

98. The lingering autumn smoke, the fallen leaves that can't go back, and the trilogy of mourning have made every maple leaf's eyes cry red. Is it the betrayal of the tree or the leaves leaving alone? The tree may not understand, but he will gradually understand.

99. There is always time and opportunity to do things, and there is always an excuse not to do things.

100, your mobile phone, stick it on your body; My message is attached to my mobile phone. I really want to break through this screen and let me hold you. I only love you!

Don't give me the tenderness of hot and cold, I'm afraid of catching a cold.

1, no scars that won't fade, no wounds that won't heal; There is no despair that will not stop.

2, crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, I loved, and finally I lived alone.

3. I survived the pain for such a long time, and now I can do the same!

4, crying does not mean weakness, crying can only show that you have been strong for too long.

A happy woman doesn't see how outstanding she is, but how many women her man turned down for her.

6. The fulfillment of one person is better than the entanglement of several people.

Time will take the wrong person away, so whoever leaves is to make room for the right person.

8. My enthusiasm finally burned myself.

9. Love someone and get used to her unkindness to you *

10, it's always her who can make you laugh, so why do you want me when she ignores you!

1 1. Why did I become like this? Why am I out of place in this world? I think I can make myself more cruel.

12. Seeking happiness in wealth, power, honor and exclusive love will not only bring happiness, but also lead to the loss of happiness.

13, fate is only responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards.

14, I am lost in your city and can't find my way home.

15, don't give me the tenderness of hot and cold, I'm afraid of catching a cold.

Make fun of your mood and say: don't give me the tenderness of being cold and hot, I'm afraid of catching a cold.

1, I had a dream when I was a child, that is, I could be a handsome boy when I grew up, and now it has come true.

2, my pain is not understood, and I am ridiculed and melodramatic.

In fact, I was born to be a bully, but the teacher is not cute or beautiful, so I have no motivation.

I love all those who love me, and I hope you love me too.

The uglier the man, the more promiscuous he is.

6. The later you die, the more you deserve social security!

7. Fate is just an encounter; Part of it is living together.

8. "The reason for alienation is probably that you were not there when I needed you."

9. When I enjoy a low-key heartache, it is a cautious start.

10, don't give me the tenderness of hot and cold, I'm afraid of catching a cold.

1 1. You said the sunrise was beautiful, but you never said the sunset was beautiful.

12, don't hold on to the past too tightly, because then you won't have time to embrace the present.

13, I want to tell you everything cruelly, but I can't, because I can't bear to part with you.

14, what I really want to say is what I entered and deleted in the dialog box.

15, every corner is dark, is my heart closed and I can't find happiness and fun anymore!

Don't give me the tenderness of hot and cold! Because of poor resistance, I am afraid of catching a cold.

1. One day, we will all understand that people should always love themselves first.

In an overly stable and fixed lifestyle, tomorrow is just an unimaginable yesterday.

3. Born down and out, five elements are short of money.

We have no books and pens, but we have a heart that doesn't want to fail.

Nowadays, advertisements are really bitches. My mother can become my sister by drinking Yili.

6. [Why do two people quarrel with their kissed mouths]

7. The counted memories are actually prosperous and beautiful.

8. No one is rich enough to need help from others, and no one is poor enough to help others in some way.

9. The best age is the day when you finally know and firmly believe how good you are, not boasting or being praised by everyone, but knowing clearly in your heart: Yes, I am so good.

10. Even if I am happy. But there will always be a person's name that makes me laugh at once.

1 1. I can't help it if I have a big temper. It's a skill to hold back when you have a big temper.

12. Let silence replace all answers, just to see how much you know about me.

13. Is there any good way to make loneliness obedient?

14. Trying to take a step back blurs the belief of far-fetched hurting memories and narrating tears.

15. Alas, this person has no orthomorphism, and even his headache is partial.

16. Sometimes I seem cold. Don't blame me. Don't think too much. I really don't want to talk.

17. I don't have any emotions. Maybe I'm used to being like this.

18. Friendship means that when we quarrel, when a dog is scolded, I still won't hit you, but I will still protect you.

19. When dependence becomes a habit, I can't bear to leave.

20. When you surpass others a little, others will envy you; When you greatly surpass others, others will envy you.